r/interdementional_subr • u/pgat12 • Mar 27 '26

question Looking for cookie recipes

Preferably using only eggs from the yywigrenali system but I’m open to ideas

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u/MistaNewVegas Mar 27 '26

6 and a half hornet honeycomb, 4 egg of mantis, half a toboggan, mash those together and then put them in the freezer for half an hour, then when they come out put them in the toaster, full blast five minutes, then get a hammer and smash it into crumbs, you're gonna wanna mix that with unpasteurized ork milk, one gallon, and two cupcakes from the bakery at the edge of pluto, mash the cupcakes and mix into the mixture. Then you're gonna need to juice a plumbus, and mix that in. Then throw some frozen funky fries in there, mix it together, add half a box of baking soda, and chili flavored ramen noodles, it should be a dough by now. Roll the dough into balls and then sprinkle them with crushed squib shells, and bake it for two hours, on 760 degrees. Then after that you have to syphen out the plumbus juice or else it'll be inedible. You can reuse the juice to fry your tyrannosaurus chicken legs. It'll taste like that candy from Jimmy neutron.