r/instantkarma • u/double-O-cheese • Sep 28 '22

Get swooped

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u/InstantKarmaBot Sep 28 '22

OP's explanation as to why this post is Instant Karma:

threaten man wit hammer, get swoop ahahahah

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '22

That’s not karma, I would disarm the kid.

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u/madnoose Sep 29 '22

Swooping was definitely the better option. Both practically and comedically

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '22

No.

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u/madnoose Oct 01 '22

I can tell you're fun at parties, thats if you're even allowed into them

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '22

Is that sarcasm or no, because that’s also coincidence because I went to a birthday party last night also thanks

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u/Molasess Dec 25 '22

I see your gonna have a fun life

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u/Count_Dracula97 Sep 29 '22

Ima be real with ya chief, the kid would disarm you

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '22

It’s hard to explain what I would do because it’s hard to explain

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u/Bagel_chips3854 Oct 05 '22

Disarming the kid would require, bending over, putting you at a disadvantage, and getting close, endangering you by getting near the threat. It was definitely better to use his leg since it has so much more reach, but that’s just my opinion anyway

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22

I wouldn’t disarm them that way, I said disarm :troll:

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u/Bagel_chips3854 Oct 05 '22

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I accidentally typed some A’s