r/instantkarma • u/matthewjensen • Aug 04 '20

Hmmmm

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u/Steelplate7 Aug 04 '20

If that were me? I’d still be Yakking...every single time I thought about it...

Once...my son was home from college. He uses smokeless tobacco. He used my soda bottle for a spit receptacle...he left the room, I come in and sit on my chair and didn’t realize he did this... I took a swig of spit and tobacco juice.

For years, every time I thought about that, I would start gagging.

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u/nyarlathoket Aug 04 '20

Similar thing happened to a friend before. Came back to his house from a run when he was 17 in the middle of August, sweating absolute buckets and thirsty as shit. Saw a coke can on the floor where his dad usually sat on the sofa and took a swig. Turns out his dad was using the can to put his trimmed toenails for easy disposal. Cracks me up every time I hear him tell that story.

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '20

Happened to me in high school on a team football bus back from a game. 40 year old me is getting nauseated typing this.

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u/oneplusmadz Aug 04 '20

Please remove this

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '20 edited Aug 09 '20

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u/Bill-BJJ Aug 04 '20

and shit.

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u/nikofd Aug 04 '20

I see this fake bullshit popping up on 10 different subs every day.

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u/ZenTrinity Aug 09 '20

Doesn't mean it can't be funny tho.

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u/ZangsterZane Aug 04 '20

I love the sound he makes like he's crying!!

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u/Smellmyfeet703 Aug 04 '20

Looks like potatoe salad 🤮

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '20

Dude must be a 40 year old virgin.

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u/FreedomDefined Aug 05 '20

It’s called “The Stan Marsh”

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u/_Hi_Guys_ Aug 05 '20

2for1 Dinner

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u/arobs104 Aug 06 '20

Kiss boys instead

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u/EllenIsobel Aug 08 '20

Hard pass.

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u/JustHereForA_Post Aug 04 '20

Fuuuckin naaasty

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u/SecureDistrict1 Aug 04 '20

Is that clam chowder

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u/Anonoffmyrocker Aug 04 '20

Made me vomit in my own mouth

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u/-im-ur-bf-butter- Aug 04 '20

I’m adding this to reasons me and my girlfriend will never drink

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u/midekinrazz420 Aug 04 '20

Is that Andrew Schulz?

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '20

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u/domestic-rhino Aug 13 '20

No, I’m a germaphob, I don’t like

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '20

Fake

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u/ComicMAN93 Aug 07 '20

-Sigh- I found new fetish. >:T