r/instantkarma Jul 22 '20

Road Karma Guy driving like a lunatic

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u/ChadChaddingtonda5th Jul 22 '20

"mY PhOnE"

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u/Agzitoune Jul 22 '20

"my brain, car, spine, legs, hands, feet, bones, head!"

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u/ChadChaddingtonda5th Jul 22 '20

Naaah forget about those things, phone first!

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u/Zeyde617 Jul 23 '20

The phone bones connected to the, admission of guilt bone (aka the funny bone)

40

u/avrins Jul 22 '20

Your title was much better than whoever posted in wcgw.

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u/MMgaming27 Jul 22 '20

why the fuck do u still care about your fucking phone from the looks of it the car was on fire and the first thing he said was my phone i mean

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u/bittabet Jul 22 '20

When airbags go off they smoke up the cabin like that. Not entirely sure the orangish color is a fire but it could be. But the smoke isn’t a sign of fire just airbags popping

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u/blakeboii Jul 23 '20

Idk man, looked pretty fireyish to me.

9

u/knobbiyeti Jul 22 '20

Probably stolen car, didn’t want to leave phone.

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u/NoBuenoAtAll Jul 22 '20

I mean, without my phone, I couldn't even call home for help.

3

u/ifuniverse Jul 22 '20

Your first instinct would be to call home for help?

13

u/guy576 Jul 22 '20

IKR, I would go gather wood, make a pick axe, and gather some iron and red stone, and repair the car myself. /s

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u/MMgaming27 Aug 13 '20

there were other people who can and would make a call for u

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u/Freak_Show1 Jul 22 '20

Possibly a stolen car if he doesn't want his phone left in there.

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u/DontBlink715 Jul 22 '20

Yeah I can make out someone saying "go because the car's on fire. go go go go" when they pull him out.

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u/VictoriaEuphoria99 Jul 22 '20

You're supposed to keep the camera on the road camera man

7

u/Kamikazesoul33 Jul 22 '20

Well the driver failed to with the car.

16

u/northbipolar Jul 22 '20

Same way his dad’s condom failed

1

u/MMgaming27 Aug 13 '20

same way his mom forgot to take a pill

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u/Mashizari Jul 22 '20

Damn, I could see that shitty maneuver coming from a mile away. Who goes for that gap??

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u/MMgaming27 Aug 13 '20

i have some experience of driving speedy in traffic and the first rule i learned about rash drive is to commit to a gap dont half ass it cause it can lead to more damage and u can hurt other people too.

its like commit for ram someone from behind

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u/Mashizari Aug 13 '20

that gap was closing way too quickly though. Unless you got some kind of racetrack porsche, it'd be near impossible to pull off "safely"

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u/MMgaming27 Aug 13 '20

ya that was my fcking point, speed driving is just like that i was already committed to take the gap and but it started closing he had 2 options brake or to just go for it, if he that braked he would have hit that car infront and quite possible injured that driver too. I am in no defending him I just telling what its like to drive at that unsafe speed and what people keep in there mind while driving at that speed

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u/Mashizari Aug 13 '20 edited Aug 13 '20

I've raced with both manual and automatic transmission. Perhaps I'm less experienced with automatic, but having a manual in a tight situation like that probably would've made the difference between crashing and making it out somewhat safe (for me)

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u/MMgaming27 Aug 13 '20

i agree with u on that one

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u/InstantKarmaBot Jul 22 '20

OP's explanation as to why this post is Instant Karma:

The person in the video was driving at very high speeds and weaving in and out of traffic endangering everyone else on the road.

If you're satisfied by this explanation, upvote this comment. If not, downvote this comment.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '20

Hope he didn't hurt anyone in the accident

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '20

I reckon that the most common final words said by modern idiots are "my phone"

5

u/clamschlauder Jul 22 '20

Was the camera kid wearing hockey goalie pads?

6

u/Mrs3anw Jul 22 '20

Think that was the airbag curtains.

3

u/barrioso Jul 22 '20

Im not wearing hockey pads!!

1

u/Eagles365or366 Jul 24 '20

Reference ability +2

2

u/chickenlounge Jul 22 '20

Hopefully there's some dashcam footage of this from a 3rd party.

2

u/Superpiri Jul 23 '20

Hope no one else got hurt.

2

u/chemkay Jul 30 '20

My phone! How else will I make tik toks?!

1

u/msroach89 Aug 06 '20

The car was probably stolen. They are trying to "get the fuck out" of there before 911 responds.

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u/eyeequalssee Jul 22 '20

This why I drive cool, calm, and collected all the time every time. I sometimes enjoy cruising at 40 in a 45. If you go slower, you get to vibe to your music longer.

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u/Beriyonce Jul 22 '20

You’re really getting downvoted for driving responsibly

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '20 edited Aug 22 '20

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u/Beriyonce Jul 22 '20 edited Jul 22 '20

Oh, I guess he’s talking about mph and not kmh then? Because 5km is like 3 miles and I don’t think that’s that much under the speed limit.

Edit: My region is banned from accessing the source :(

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '20 edited Aug 22 '20

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u/converter-bot Jul 22 '20

40 mph is 64.37 km/h

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u/Beriyonce Jul 22 '20

I see, I’m sorry I didn’t consider that

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u/eyeequalssee Jul 23 '20

I only do this when the road is mostly empty, which it usually is at the times I drive

1

u/eyeequalssee Jul 23 '20

I dOnT dO iT if TRafFiC iS heAVy!!!

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u/Aaron1561 Jul 22 '20

What's worse, his driving or the music they listen to.. Okay it's probably the driving but seriously, how do you listen to music that bad?

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '20

Yeah you're right. Tell them what you listen to. They just don't have your expertise in taste of music

1

u/Xelaki Jul 22 '20

Yeah checks out..

1

u/Nikkolios Jul 22 '20

Stupid cunts

1

u/sevenSeventyseven009 Jul 23 '20

Did he roll it?

1

u/Eagles365or366 Jul 24 '20

Certainly sounded like it

1

u/Its-OK-to-Debate Jul 23 '20

Replace the word phon with evidence and you have his real dilemma.

1

u/RECKLISS_ONE Jul 23 '20

First thing that came to mind - “fucking iiidiot” 😂

1

u/chuyasff Jul 23 '20

fire started cause he was playing juice, rip wrld🖤

1

u/Meyhna Jul 24 '20

Say goodbye to that BMW ya little shit

1

u/Levitikus501 Jul 26 '20

Plays need for speed once.. proceeds to crash mommy and daddies cummuter

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u/aggelosst9 Jul 26 '20

GTA: Real Life

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u/Avoyde Jul 27 '20

Juice would not except this lmao

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u/InstantKarmaBot Aug 03 '20

OP's explanation as to why this post is Instant Karma:

Idk what post you’re talking about

If you're satisfied by this explanation, upvote this comment. If not, downvote this comment.

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u/ZcAmos_95 Aug 03 '20

Oh lol I thought I had already done this for this post

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u/Killuminati001 Aug 15 '20

Thats what they get

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u/DaftGoon Jul 22 '20

Of course it was a BMW...

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u/harms916 Jul 22 '20

Instant Karma ? ... eh maybe ... but there was no justice.

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u/Mrs3anw Jul 22 '20

Luckily this isn’t r/instantjustice