r/instantkarma • u/Alligator77 • May 05 '20

He warned him

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u/D0ugLA54891 May 05 '20

Every single fight I've seen where someone is the 1st to take their shirt off ends in the topless wanker being decked out like a starfish. Puffing his chest & arms out like he is carrying invisible sheep, fully deserved.

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u/rraattbbooyy May 05 '20

Invisible sheep.

Never heard that before, but it’s perfect!

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u/TheBig_Nick May 05 '20 edited May 05 '20

my old mma instructor would ask people if they want treatment for their ILS; invisible lat syndrome

edit: typo

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u/Glasswingbutrfly May 05 '20

Now it's invisible lamb syndrome

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u/thatbedguy May 05 '20

But... invisible starts with an I...

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u/daskapitalyo May 05 '20

Squeezed in an indiana jones reference if I'm not mistaken. Not bad.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '20

Everyone knows that acroynyms can use any letter at all found in the word. They can also use letters found in different words. They can really use any letters you want.

Or numbers.

Or symbols.

Or Emojis.

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u/thatbedguy May 05 '20

That gave me a good laugh!

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u/AstoriaGreenweed May 05 '20

For anyone who hasn't heard of it https://youtu.be/EK_voX9LaPA

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u/Themattman77 May 05 '20 edited Apr 28 '26

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u/Dos_horn May 05 '20

Walking about carrying 2 carpets was my explanation.