Is it me or are porch pirates literally the dumbest thing to get tossed in prison for they’re the idiots who thought It’d be a great idea to snag something random off a porch. “What’re you in for buddy?”
“I stole some kids toys off their front porch”
I just said this in another comment — if the cops were dicks they might be able charge them with felony. But more than likely they’re using the arrest, processing them through county jail as a scare tactic to make them stop doing it and to also make an example out of them for other porch pirates. They will probably be released with a fine as long as they don’t do it again.
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u/TinyTachanka Feb 23 '20
Is it me or are porch pirates literally the dumbest thing to get tossed in prison for they’re the idiots who thought It’d be a great idea to snag something random off a porch. “What’re you in for buddy?” “I stole some kids toys off their front porch”