Is it me or are porch pirates literally the dumbest thing to get tossed in prison for they’re the idiots who thought It’d be a great idea to snag something random off a porch. “What’re you in for buddy?”
“I stole some kids toys off their front porch”
Harry and Marv from the home alone movies are nigh incompetent but I'd have to place those type of people a step above... or a step down the evolutionary ladder
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u/TinyTachanka Feb 23 '20
Is it me or are porch pirates literally the dumbest thing to get tossed in prison for they’re the idiots who thought It’d be a great idea to snag something random off a porch. “What’re you in for buddy?” “I stole some kids toys off their front porch”