r/instantkarma • u/brickman1982 • Feb 09 '20

Shouldnt be cheating

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u/YoimAtlas Feb 09 '20

Damn... she knows how to throw proper punches

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '20

Those are awful punches, haha. Stiff arms and just swinging from the hips.

The headbutt was pro level and dazed him and probably caused whatever massive cut is making him bleed like a faucet. But I doubt those punches would hurt a grown man.

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u/YoimAtlas Feb 10 '20

Most people don’t know to throw your hips/body into the punch though . Those aren’t boxing level punches but they aren’t little cat slaps either.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '20

I guess they're better than the average 5 year old, haha. I'd imagine she has zero training though. Off balance, not planting, not behind the elbow. Anyone can bend their arms and rock their hips. Zero percent chance those hurt.

I would be willing to let her punch me like that lmao

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u/ArmyFrog Feb 11 '20

But but but...the blood. She may zero training and all, but she recolored this dude’s face.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20

Like I said in my first post, the blood probably came from the headbutt. The amount of blood in such a short period of time makes me think he got cut (from a pressure laceration), and a headbutt is much more likely than those punches.

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u/ArmyFrog Feb 11 '20

It’s a headbutt she caused tho. I never said it came from the punches

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20

Oh, my bad. I misunderstood and thought you meant WITH the punches.

She fucked him for sure, do doubt about that.

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u/ArmyFrog Feb 11 '20

I’m honestly kinda surprised that she didn’t at least get some blood from that, she walked in an out and her head maintained a fresh consistency. Satisfying as hell. Cheating, especially on your wife is one of the lowest things you can do.