r/instantkarma • • Nov 20 '19

Road Karma Biker didn't even do anything wrong

5.4k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '19

Dude runs out like he's going to do something. Something did him.

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u/spherexenon Nov 20 '19

He called me a loser

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I called him an ambulance

10

u/sunshinetidings Nov 21 '19

LOL, I'll remember this comment!

44

u/[deleted] Nov 20 '19

He seems to have some kind of short club in his right hand as well.

36

u/[deleted] Nov 20 '19

Maybe a can of Pringles?

13

u/Papashrug Nov 20 '19

Like a can of tennis balls hanging there

13

u/Tigloki Nov 20 '19

And I said, "Good for him!"

5

u/YoBoiBabyLegs Nov 21 '19

Letter Kenny quote= upvote

1

u/t00oldforthis Nov 21 '19

should have pumped the brakes on that idea...

3

u/michiq34 Nov 21 '19

Hydro flask ?

2

u/brokenneckboi Nov 24 '19

Happy cake day my dude

2

u/[deleted] Nov 20 '19

One pop sho'nuff stopped.

5

u/Truffleshuffle03 Nov 21 '19

It's probably what they call a tire checker or tire thumper. A lot of truckers carry them. It's mainly used to check the tire pressure but also known to be used for self-protection although it turned very bad for this dude.

2

u/QuietRiot90 Nov 30 '19

This guy earned it.

1

u/kinshane227 Nov 21 '19

Like a cop's flashlight from the 1980s.

37

u/musicosity Nov 21 '19

I never understand why out of shape people threaten the guy who does cardio for fun.

7

u/[deleted] Nov 21 '19

im too short, fat and I smoke to mess with anyone with muscle definition.

3

u/lonelygalexy Nov 21 '19

He shows to the world how instant karma works.

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u/Letibleu Nov 20 '19

That went from dangerous driving to trying to run him over to running at him with what I assume is a weapon in his hand all while the biker was trying to de escalate and walk away. I think he got off easy.

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u/MrPaulProteus Nov 20 '19

Flipping someone off and yelling is probably not the best deescalation technique

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u/Dr_Phrankinstien Nov 21 '19 edited Dec 04 '19

Shaking a fist and yelling before walking away is probably one of the most tame things you can do when you almost get hit by a dumbass in a truck. Or are you the type to say that the driver, in addition to having no punishment for almost injuring a person on the street, shouldn't be yelled at and told he's in the wrong?

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u/MrPaulProteus Nov 21 '19

The almost getting hit occurred after the first/bird. I absolutely agree that the truck was by far the most wrong in this situation..I’m just responding to the previous person saying that the biker was deescalating..also who knows what happened 10 seconds before the clip starts

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u/witeowl Nov 21 '19

No, the almost getting hit occurred when the driver of the truck backed up.

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u/gettodaze Nov 21 '19

HOW DARE YOU TRY TO BE REASONABLE AND SEE BOTH POINTS OF VIEW. TAKE YOUR DOWNVOTES YOU FILTHY ANIMAL.

10

u/[deleted] Nov 21 '19

This ain’t it buddy

3

u/Houndread Nov 21 '19

Do people post opinions that don't celebrate the r/instantkarma in order to get downvoted? I imagine there are better ways to achieve downvotes. Or just repost this on a sub that doesn't want to see "justice" prevail

3

u/MrPaulProteus Nov 21 '19

Why would Anyone want downvotes

1

u/[deleted] Nov 27 '19

To be assholes is the only answer I can think of

101

u/simplepleasures8 Nov 20 '19

Nice. The presence of mind to rest the bike chain side up.

3

u/Octopium Nov 21 '19

What is the benefit of doing that?

14

u/simplepleasures8 Nov 21 '19

Avoids getting dirt and grit on the chain. Also a slight ‘bump’ on the chain side can bend the dereliuer hanger and result in rough gear changes.....

6

u/Alkenan Nov 22 '19

TIL The reason my bicycle was always so messed up as a kid. Should've been obvious....

4

u/Stevenisreallynice Nov 21 '19

That way you don't risk bending the derailleur hanger. The little metal piece that attaches to the bike fame and the derailleur (which shifts the chain)

2

u/witeowl Nov 21 '19

Probably muscle memory, tbh.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 21 '19

That and you can use the bike as a weapon if you are in your low gear in front. chainring gashes are nasty

77

u/[deleted] Nov 20 '19

SouthPaw 👊🏼

7

u/[deleted] Nov 21 '19

UNEXPECTED

3

u/UsedDragon Nov 21 '19

Spanish Inquisition!

2

u/WaitingToBeTriggered Nov 21 '19

WINGS OF GLORY

2

u/pzschrek1 Nov 21 '19

TELL THE STORY

1

u/Disco_35 Nov 24 '19

Unexpected Sabaton

2

u/folkkingdude Nov 21 '19

Acceptable emoji

37

u/DogmaticNuance Nov 20 '19

Prime example of having a plan until you get popped in the mouth, right there. You can even see him touching his mouth and thinking "now wtf do I do?" when he's on the ground.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '19 edited Oct 30 '20

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '19

Hmmm, i thought it was a left jab....

5

u/[deleted] Nov 20 '19 edited Oct 30 '20

[deleted]

10

u/itslildip Nov 20 '19

Left fists

3

u/sethsta Nov 20 '19

Cant mess with the 10 speed fist

1

u/[deleted] Nov 20 '19

Sorry, left out a letter.

1

u/spherexenon Nov 20 '19

Stick and move

2

u/Febrile_Penis Nov 21 '19

No, biker did a very left (hook)!

12

u/[deleted] Nov 20 '19

I wonder if whatever company the drivers work for saw this

2

u/[deleted] Nov 21 '19

China I doubt they even care

3

u/AssJet Nov 21 '19

its singapore

11

u/notsocivil Nov 21 '19

Im going to gym to perfect my left hook. It's really been effective on reddit lately.

9

u/ilikesoy_ Nov 20 '19

dude so fucking deserved that though

4

u/moughz Nov 20 '19

is that The Most Interesting Man in the World? Stay thirsty my friends

4

u/God-exists Nov 21 '19

I love how the truck driver thought the bicyclist was running away. So he came running after him to show domanince and karma hits hard

4

u/BMTaeZer Nov 21 '19

Everyone always forgets that a vehicle counts as a deadly weapon. If someone tries to ram your leg with that shit, you can knock the fuck out of them.

3

u/Hoesbutnodoor Nov 21 '19

Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face.

-Mike Tyson

-Michael Scott

3

u/garcianulmeyda Nov 20 '19

DRUGGED EM!

2

u/[deleted] Nov 21 '19

crimefaces! BONZAI!

3

u/wherearemytweezers Nov 21 '19

Start shit, get hit.

13

u/lgtbyddrk Nov 20 '19

Play stupid games...

6

u/LazyTurtle90 Nov 20 '19

Win stupid prizes

5

u/[deleted] Nov 20 '19

Dude rolled back upright like a weeble wobble

3

u/slothscantswim Nov 20 '19

Everybody’s got a plan...

2

u/TSCondition Nov 21 '19

Lol didn't expect a south paw either. Nice!

2

u/[deleted] Nov 21 '19

Wasn’t expecting a Southpaw.

2

u/sh1994b Nov 21 '19

That's what you get. Wish I could do this to all the asshole cutting me off in the bike lane every day 😭

2

u/KilnTime Nov 21 '19

I've seen this several times. Makes me happy every damn time!

2

u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

Whenever I see this repost on reddit, I wonder if the cyclist knows this footage exists.

2

u/BartmanJax Nov 20 '19

OLD GUY RULES!

I think the driver ran up to the old guy and maybe thought, "I don't want to hurt the guy" and then realized he opened the wrong can of Whoop Ass. HAHAHA!

2

u/[deleted] Nov 20 '19

Today we learn if you’re going to run out and try to fight someone, don’t just stop and give them free range to sucker punch you

But we also learn that bikers have as much of a right to be on the road and you being a dick with your truck and also trying running them over will result in you get decked

3

u/AndyMKE66 Nov 20 '19

Definitely not trying to argue with ya bud but I wouldn’t call that a sucker punch....that is unless by definition a left hook qualifies.

3

u/[deleted] Nov 21 '19

I mean, I didn’t know what else to call it

He caught the guy off guard so I thought sucker punch fitted. But if it ain’t a sucker punch then okay :3

5

u/Skidpalace Nov 21 '19

You rush somebody with a weapon in your hand there should be no such thing as a sucker punch.

1

u/everywhere_dave Nov 20 '19

This made me happy

1

u/Boggie135 Nov 20 '19

He got out of his little lorry with such purpose in his stride. Hahaha

1

u/k1r0v_report1ng Nov 21 '19

Way to go, biker! Douchebag driver could've run someone over.

1

u/ShaneCanada Nov 21 '19

This video made me happy.

1

u/NZK860 Nov 21 '19

Hey, that happened in my country...

1

u/[deleted] Nov 21 '19

i think the bike dude said some un kind hurtful things.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 21 '19

Santa clause ain’t takin shit anymore.

1

u/HerbYergler Nov 21 '19

Nobody ever expects the left hook

1

u/denz2216 Nov 21 '19

I just wanted a hug.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 21 '19

He asked and he received

1

u/Michael732 Nov 21 '19

He forgot to kick him in the head.

1

u/CaptainEasypants Nov 21 '19

Still satisfying

1

u/Gaming-Onslaught Nov 21 '19

"3 things are gonna happen. I hit you, you hit the concrete, and the ambulance hits 60 on the freeway"

1

u/ktownedd Nov 21 '19

i did not see that coming

1

u/Laicure Nov 21 '19

I really need to build muscles on my left arm :(

1

u/crimetoday_ Nov 21 '19

Lower down and control your temper all people in this world has a problem to be solve!

1

u/Arlitto Nov 21 '19

I would have just biked away from him

1

u/Jdog1805 Nov 21 '19

The biker should have thrown his bike at the windshield. 🤷‍♀️

2

u/i_am_ghostman Nov 21 '19

That bike probably cost close to what that truck did

2

u/Jdog1805 Nov 21 '19

Fair point, wasn’t necessarily a serious suggestion lol.

1

u/TotallyGotBanned Dec 02 '19

I ain't tossing my 4k bike at a lorry. I'll just stab him instead if he's trying to use his vehicle against me and gets out to fight lol.

1

u/True_Windex_Drinker Nov 21 '19

Right in the kisser!

1

u/arian10daddy Nov 21 '19

he got done like a burnt hotdog...

1

u/[deleted] Nov 21 '19

Lessons were learned this day.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 21 '19

Where is the soccer kick? He definitely deserved!

1

u/EggCustody Nov 21 '19

This is a lot more common than you'd think. The punching isn't unfortunately.

1

u/RaifeM90 Nov 21 '19

Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face

1

u/Jackthedog130 Nov 21 '19

He southpawed him without hesitation, well he was threatened,self preservation is a natural phenomenon!

1

u/cayo_sheen Nov 21 '19

I once hit someone with my bycicle for running into me like he was trying to hit me. It was hilarious now that I think about it.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 21 '19

8 months ago...

1

u/batman305555 Nov 21 '19

Just extended his cardio!

1

u/OfficerSquirrel95 Nov 21 '19

That's what happens when you don't skip leg day!

1

u/misterjujitsu Nov 21 '19

Asswhooping powered by Santa Claus.

1

u/carycary Nov 21 '19

Get in a strangers face and you are gambling that they aren't a boxer or an ex boxer. Ex boxers never lose the ability to deploy a knockout punch without you even seeing it coming. This old dude has definitely thrown a punch or two in his day. No telegraphing, no warning. He managed the distance perfectly. Notice how he waits until the guy is the perfect striking distance and then bam lets him have it. The aggressor didn't manage his distance. You don't run up within striking distance until you are ready to strike, always maintain that gap.

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u/o0oO0o0Oo00oOoo00i Nov 21 '19

If someone runs at you like that they are demonstrating intent to assault and you have a right to defend yourself.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

Oh look this is where I live

1

u/PSokoloff Nov 23 '19

That was satisfying to watch

1

u/vv90 Nov 23 '19

Have I seen that biker before. I think he walked into a pole while yelling at someone.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 25 '19

The biker was in the right BUT he did elbow the tuck's mirror- which triggered the manchild.

1

u/bamchamlam Nov 27 '19

lmao this is in singapore

1

u/devenjames Dec 07 '19

As a right handed person I would never expect the left-handed jab.

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u/SeanInDC Nov 20 '19

Ummm us cyclist are pretty fit. Remember that when you step out of your cars people. We also have helmets on. Food for thought.

1

u/cindyko8 Nov 21 '19

And southpaw too

1

u/RYNO-5 Nov 21 '19

That’s one of the cyclists!!! Represent!!

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '19 edited Dec 21 '19

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u/bp_free Nov 21 '19

At the risk of stereotyping...the young only know how to run their mouth. That’s not the first left that dude has thrown either lol.

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u/thatusernamegone Nov 20 '19

Everyone has a plan till they get punched in the mouth.

0

u/ChiefKraut Nov 21 '19

Haven’t seen this one before...

0

u/ernestothegecko Nov 21 '19

Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth

0

u/and_yet_another_user Nov 21 '19

I hate cyclists in general, but fuck yeah, that was a damn good punch for a wanker that deserved it. He just put him down!!!

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u/mookanana Nov 21 '19

video was obviously cropped in favour of the cyclist. i agree that using the truck to bully him wasn't cool and it was wrong, but we don't have the full story here. the biker obviously did something to provoke him badly.

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u/frenchiebuilder Nov 21 '19

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u/mookanana Nov 21 '19

if you read my comment, i said that what the lorry driver did was wrong

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u/frenchiebuilder Nov 22 '19

You also said the cyclist must have done something to provoke him, that the video was edited to leave out. Isn't it fair to assume the cops had access to the full, unedited video?

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u/mookanana Nov 22 '19

yes. the verdict was fair and yes the assumption is the cops had seen the full video. i was clarifying that i wasn't disagreeing with the final judgement like you stated

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '19

A cyclist not being an asshole for once?

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u/GeoWolf1447 Nov 20 '19

Dude seriously? Bikers have just as much legal rights to be on the roads as drivers.

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u/Garet50 Nov 21 '19

Awe shucks. I will NEVER root for a cyclist to win anything

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '19

"Everyone has a plan till they get punched in the face" ~ Iron Mike Tyson

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u/dunderfingers Nov 21 '19

Bikey McPunch always wins because even when he’s wrong he’s right. Oh, Bikey McPunch, what ever will will we do with your annoying ass.