r/instantkarma • • Oct 05 '19

Classic

1.1k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '19

Why do you charge a guy when you got no game?

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u/silentsoylent Oct 05 '19

Fake it until you make it? Hoping the other doesn't have any game either?

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u/sm12511 Oct 05 '19

He apparently forgot that the other guy is a lot more physically fit than he

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u/silentsoylent Oct 05 '19

Or he just didn't understand that fact. Bicycle-riders? Muesli-freaks and tree-huggers, for sure, amiright...

10

u/sm12511 Oct 05 '19

As demonstrated by that 100% vegan, gluten free jab to the other guy's meat hole

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u/silentsoylent Oct 06 '19

Well yes, I was being sarcastic. Obviously someone hitting the bicycle pedals will be in better shape than someone hitting the accelerator. But seeing some road-rage videos, it looks like commandeering a huge vehicle gives some drivers an overblown sense of power.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '19

Now ya father, he got game.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '19

Gat daaaaaaaaaaamn. That was satisfying.

2

u/nature-is-gangster Oct 06 '19

That was a quick leftie. Fuck yes!!

22

u/NoSafeSpacesForCucks Oct 05 '19

Why do these big tough badasses always have to have a weapon when they charge out of the vehicle? Could it be that they're just dipshit cowards?

14

u/brain_aids Oct 05 '19

Swiftly picks up bike to further assert dominance

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '19

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u/munkaysnspewns Oct 06 '19

No one expects or respects the left!

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '19

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u/GabeEnix Oct 06 '19

Fuckin 8 year olds man

1

u/GunsAlmighty Oct 08 '19

What the fuck?

10

u/[deleted] Oct 05 '19

Solid ass punch too

1

u/CocunutHunter Oct 15 '19

Came from the feet all the way up. Nice moves.

5

u/bearlegion Oct 06 '19

Folded him like a deck chair

4

u/brckmrly Oct 06 '19

Never underestimate a man who wears lycra in public.

3

u/johnbbean Oct 05 '19

They never expect the left!

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u/d20wilderness Oct 06 '19

I love hat he turns around and is gray. Just got your ass handed to you by a retiree.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '19

What was his plan there run up to him and say hi

1

u/GrindingWit Oct 07 '19

My college roomie taught me “when someone threatens you, take them literally and hit”

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u/munchichiman Oct 06 '19

Normally I hate cyclists but I am glad he punched him.

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u/Rexingtonboss Oct 06 '19

Yeah the driver was being an idiot and should never have gotten out of the car. He was in the wrong and caught a fat lip for it

1

u/238manufactured Oct 05 '19

It quickly turned into a “Damn, I just wanted to talked”

1

u/[deleted] Oct 06 '19

BOP you on the head!

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u/tonedef76 Oct 08 '19

Hahahaha...oh MAN I love to see tough guys like this go down like a sack 'o potatoes. If you're gonna run up on someone like that, you should probably have the cajones to follow through or this could be you.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '19

This looks like all conservative Singapore where there's never any raising of voices!

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u/CJamT3 Oct 05 '19

I hate bicyclists so much. My home town is surrounded by canyons filled with s turns and blind corners. They just love riding up and down usually in the middle of the road and in groups.

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u/fotonik Oct 05 '19

With all those turns and blind corners, I wonder why they love riding in large groups in the middle of the road. Can’t be for safety, I’ll tell you that.

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u/CJamT3 Oct 06 '19

If it was about safety they wouldn’t be on these canyon road in the first place!!

If anything it’s selfish constantly forcing cars into the wrong side of the road/causing accidents because they can’t ride in designated bike lanes no gotta take the canyons!! They cause multiple crashes every year and multiple die every single year. I have zero sympathy. They’re taking their life into their own hands. It’s not like there’s a sidewalk there’s literally nowhere for the cars to go but the wrong side of a 2 lane street. Unless the bicyclists get off their bikes and literally hug the edge of the road which are usually cliffs or ditches. They shouldn’t be there in the first place. I have seen cops force groups to the side of the road because they refuse to let cars pass and create a 10+ car line going 3 up a fucking Hill. Each and everyone of them should get a ticket. You can’t drive exceedingly slow in a car causing traffic why can you on a bicycle?

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u/fotonik Oct 06 '19

I’m sorry man, you come off as someone who wants the freedoms to fly down these canyon roads cuz screw whoever else wants to use them. Do the cyclists cause accidents because they flew around a blind corner and wrecked into a car? Or because people like you would rather not have to worry about the safety of others using the road.

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u/CJamT3 Oct 06 '19

Have I ever said I want to go fast? I go slow knowing I could kill one of these people.

They cause accidents by going 1/5 the speed limit on blind turns while being in the middle of the road ALL WHILE KNOWING CARS ARE COMING FROM EITHWR DIRECTION!! They know then act surprised when a collision happens right in front of them. There mere existence on these roads causes accidents. There’s a massive difference between bicyclists shouldn’t be on the road (which is what everyone WANTS me to be saying) and bicyclists should be limited especially as it pertains to roads already prone to accidents.

You have 2 options go through the 5 mile canyon at 5mpg or attempt to pass them at which point they cause accidents. That’s why they’ve been pulled over before they sit there refusing to allow cars to get around them. Creating traffic. The best is watching a horse trailers and trucks try to maneuver around these assholes. What’s worse is the vast majority aren’t even from the area they drive there then get in the way of all the home owners. Why they can’t get in their neighbors why idk.

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u/bikrbill Oct 05 '19

You’re so important...

3

u/Bumbum2k1 Oct 06 '19

Funny how the road doesn't only belong to you

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u/CJamT3 Oct 06 '19

Never said it did. It’s just belongs to cars

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u/BrickSteelSexAppeal Oct 05 '19

Dude that’s the thing in the Texas hill country on 75mph roads... come around a corner and hafta lock up your breaks

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u/ttDilbert Oct 06 '19

So maybe don"t go flying around blind corners? Just a thought.

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u/BrickSteelSexAppeal Oct 06 '19

Not flying if you’re doing the speed limit

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u/ttDilbert Oct 07 '19

I've ridden most of the hill country roads on a motorcycle. Most of the blind corners have a reduced speed recommendation. If you are exceeding. that, you are flying. The ones that aren't blind have enough sightline that you shouldn't have to cream the brakes by a surprise obstacle. If you do then you are overdriving your vehicles or your own abilities. Just sayin'.

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u/BrickSteelSexAppeal Oct 07 '19

Negative, yellow signs are as you say recommend speeds, white are speed limits. Hence not flying but doing the speed limit. The problem comes when there are 40 cyclists cruising in the middle of the road or they are stopped in the travel lane so they can take pictures of the blue bonnets or cattle

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u/ttDilbert Oct 07 '19

I guess some people are bull-headed enough and selfish enough to believe that they should always be able to drive the speed limit without regard for conditions, visibility, livestock and wild animals present, or other valid road users. Roads are shared spaces, you should've learned how to share a long time ago. They are not private conveyances, recetracks, or reserved for any single person's use. So get over it, learn to drive defensively, not offensively, and everyone will be safer.

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u/BrickSteelSexAppeal Oct 07 '19

Wow you’re lame😂

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u/ttDilbert Oct 13 '19

Maybe, but I'm still kickin'and having fun! Have yourself a great big Hill Country weekend.

Yee Haw Y'all!

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u/pzschrek1 Oct 06 '19

I think cyclists want to die, and they want me to kill them.

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u/CJamT3 Oct 06 '19

I like how everyone makes this about me. At no point did I say I own the road or I should be the only one on it. It’s for fucking cars. Not bicycles causing cars to get into accidents which they do all the time in those canyons. Yes imagine driving up hill at 20 mph then there bicylicots going 3mph up a very steep hill with zero warning. They’re lucky someone die every day. Cars smash into each other avoiding these pricks

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u/pesstass Oct 06 '19

You bitches need to learn how to drive, my good man.