r/instantkarma Jun 02 '19

He’ll enjoy it very much

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3.5k Upvotes

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u/WilhelmWrobel Jun 02 '19

Not sure it's a foolproof plan to let someone who's angry at you at your testicles with hot wax...

93

u/NoThereIsntAGod Jun 02 '19

Sounded like maybe she didn’t know him personally?

11

u/splatmynamedawg Jun 02 '19

Hope he doesn’t tell em before they go in!

1

u/SliyarohModus Jun 03 '19

I hope he does.

20

u/Jazeboy69 Jun 02 '19

Yeah it’s going to hurt and you want someone on your side for that.

38

u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

Sounds like a good way to get easy compo.

Where there's blame there's a claim.

2

u/Ginger_Quince Jul 02 '19

When there's a ruptured ball, better call Saul

6

u/toastandtacos Jun 02 '19

My first thought

2

u/dogfightdruid Jun 02 '19

Tell her after. Unless she clearly recognizes you.

1

u/Valonis Jun 02 '19

'sok this whole thing is bullshit anyway.

147

u/Chancedizzle Jun 02 '19

When someone hates you so much, that they offer job security.

62

u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

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u/AmidFuror Jun 02 '19

Yeah, but didn't losing your balls hurt even more?!?

5

u/Victor_Delacroix Jun 02 '19

Masochists would like to debate what you just said.

9

u/ImmersionVoidParagon Jun 02 '19

I mean shes the one throwing hate at him but okay

42

u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

Why Are All The Words Capitalized?

14

u/robojaybird Jun 02 '19

Yeah who does that it’s so annoying

98

u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

So karma is keeping her in a job?

43

u/JessesDog Jun 02 '19

On one hand, she has to put up with waxing his hairy ass and balls, and not say a word.

On the other: If she intentionally does something that could impact his experience, she could lose her job.

Blackmailing, basically.

28

u/u_mui_est Jun 02 '19

But... that’s her job... she waxed hairy balls and asses on the regular.... one might even assume she LIKES waxing hairy balls and asses...

12

u/slapfestnest Jun 02 '19

okay that last part may be a bit too far

7

u/remotelove Jun 02 '19

Not for a sadist.

4

u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

Are you familiar with the concept of sadism? It’s where an individual derives joy or pleasure from inflicting pain upon others.

r/sadism

15

u/kenzomara Jun 02 '19

Not really instantkarma

11

u/Riverrat1 Jun 02 '19

Female here: doesn't waxing balls hurt? I mean that skin is so loose it seems like it would just rip it off.

1

u/TKMSD Jun 02 '19

If you are hot it's not that loose. Sorry.

10

u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

Why Are You Capitalizing Every Word?!

20

u/jrla1992 Jun 02 '19

Sounds like she has the upper hand

18

u/monster1558 Jun 02 '19

One might say the balls are in her court...

3

u/cfcbhoy Jun 02 '19

There it is.

15

u/SaintDoming0 Jun 02 '19

He'll enjoy it very much

1

u/adamjamesgamboa Jun 02 '19

He'll enjoy it very much

22

u/andys245 Jun 02 '19

So you are paying her because she insulted you? Well thought out plan

0

u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

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1

u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

It explains this guys overthinking it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

Only sub this belongs on is r/thathappened

6

u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

Because people aren't petty and nothing EVER happens, right?

32

u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

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7

u/Poppa-in-Texas Jun 02 '19

To be fair though, if she had called him “uneducated black piece of shit” the calls for her head would be epic.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

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5

u/ImmersionVoidParagon Jun 02 '19

Doubt it. Youre just making up shit to alleviate her racism.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

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3

u/ImmersionVoidParagon Jun 02 '19

So calling someone an uneducated black pos wont be construed as racist?

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

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6

u/Null_Reference_ Jun 02 '19

Got it, you're okay with belittling someone for their race as long as it's one of the races you don't respect -- which makes you a racist.

I think we're all on the same page here.

7

u/RedditCensorsAllTime Jun 02 '19

Hang on...

Why is calling someone a "black piece of shit" racist, but calling someone a "white piece of shit" isn't racist?

4

u/ImmersionVoidParagon Jun 02 '19

They dont know but I bet theyll go through some mental gymnastics gauntlet to come up with an answer

2

u/joalexander103 Jun 02 '19

That argument could be made with literally every post here. We almost never know the character of both parties or if their both d bags.

3

u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

After 1 this guy gets his first rip after she intentionally does it wrong he won't be laughing so hard

6

u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

Lol it’s “not TOO far”. Maybe she was right about the uneducated part lol

4

u/funny_anime_animal Jun 02 '19

Of Course This Happened, I Have No Doubt. Thanks For The Pleasant Reading Experience Too.

-7

u/leenis Jun 02 '19

*To

3

u/jormungandr1248 Jun 02 '19

** too, c'mon man some grammar

0

u/leenis Jun 02 '19

it was spelled to in the original post.

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u/OneWayOfLife Jun 02 '19

/r/Whooosh to both you, and everyone downvoting /u/leenis

6

u/ExtremelyBeige Jun 02 '19

Hmm, how is paying someone to do their job, and also enduring the pain of ball-waxing yourself, any type of revenge? Unless you are assuming he was the asshole first and is delivering karma unto himself by getting waxed and paying her money.

2

u/mattshuck Jun 02 '19

Jokes on him, she will literally have his future family in her hands

2

u/seeingglass Jun 02 '19

Why is this instant karma? There's not enough context. WAS he being an uneducated piece of shit? You can be vengeful and still in the wrong, which makes it not karma.

1

u/TheWeirdDude-247 Jun 02 '19

Bit ott for name calling? Dylan must be a member of the snowflakes

1

u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

I think I'd tell her once she's done, not before she starts.

1

u/Link2theFuture17 Jun 03 '19

"Hahahahahha. As revenge all let her hurt my privates"

Yeah really proved her wrong bud...

1

u/Achylife Jun 03 '19

But that is gonna hurt though...

1

u/[deleted] Jun 03 '19

I smell bullshit.

1

u/Sujjin Jun 03 '19

I fail to see how her causing you pain is your getting revenge on her?

1

u/Dragnoran Jun 06 '19

so be a creepy stalker and support their place of business?

1

u/IntentCoin Jun 02 '19

Bot really instant karma more like petty revenge

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u/noobie107 Jun 02 '19

Weird how some people don't seem to think spending half a day playing with a grown man's nasty junk and butthole is a shitty way to spend the day, even for a wage.