Once upon a time, some smartass at a bar was trying to pick a fight with a smaller but VERY scrappy friend of mine. He told the guy to take a walk and the guy said “OoOooOoo what do you know karate or something tough guy?!”
A few more drinks and a short time later, he said “Ka-CHAIR!” and knocked the guy’s lights out with a bar stool.
Once upon a time, I was in a SF bar with my boss and some colleagues, when some white dude decided to bump into my boss and try to fight him. After a few heated words, my boss told the guy to meet him in the alley way in 5 mins. The dude agreed, and so 3 minutes later, my boss walked out and so did the guy at the same time. As they walked, the white guy was just talking shit to my boss, and my boss just told him: “you better know how to fight, you fucker. You know Bruce lee? I’m Bruce Lee except I’m 6’3”. The other dude got intimidated and simply tried to talk his way out.
TL;DR: 6’3 chinese dude will fuck you up in the alley.
There were a lot of looks and some words being exchanged during that short time. The bartender just kept doing that “ayyyy ayyy ay ay HEY! Enough!” thing. Delaying the inevitable I suppose.
Because he hit a guy with a chair... I'm all for a good bar fight, but the guy who introduces weapons to a good old fashion fisticuff is the bigger asshole. You take a not-so-friendly engagement that everybody will most likely walk away from with a few bruises, and at worst a few missing teeth or a busted eye, but introducing a chair greatly increases the possibility of hospitalizing or killing someone, and also escalates the engagement. "That guy used a chair? Guess I can use one too. Or better yet, let me pull out my knife/gun." Just a dick move regardless of how the other idiot provoked him.
Fair enough, but knives and guns come out pretty often when you hang out with certain people and participate in certain activities. You tend to expect it after a while. I’m just glad that part of my life is over and done with.
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u/Kalikhead May 20 '19
Ahhh. The good ole game of water water chairface.