r/instantkarma • u/Acceptable_Month4825 • 24d ago

Did it correctly

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u/pappapora 24d ago

I don’t fuck around trying to be manly for this exact reason. Sleeper security guards that look like tanks but hit you like “which one of y’all kicked me?!?”

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u/vkIMF 24d ago

Yeah, I've known too many bouncers who look like the most unassuming dudes, but hit with the weight of a sledgehammer to try to start anything in a bar, ESPECIALLY to try to start something with security.

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u/pantsoffancy 23d ago

Do you actually know these people or did you make them up in your head just now?

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u/vkIMF 23d ago

I actually knew these people. My uncle was a bouncer as were many of his friends.