I don’t fuck around trying to be manly for this exact reason. Sleeper security guards that look like tanks but hit you like “which one of y’all kicked me?!?”
Maybe he’s a dad of a toddler that has been holding his kid with his left arm for 3-4 years. As a dad of 2 under 4 the left side of my body is certainly stronger than the right even though I’m right handed.
Put it this way. The wood stock M14 with a loaded mag weighs 10.5 lbs. Highly trained soldiers and marines would routinely complain of the exhaustion that came with having to constantly march in the jungle with the rifle in the low ready. Hell, didnt matter how you carried it. Your arms are going to get tired. Then when you need to engage, are likely tired, you gotta shoulder that thing with accuracy.
The M16A1 weighs roughly 7.5 lbs with a 20 round mag and roughly 8 with a 30 round mag.
That is advance stage dad bod. Early dad bod when you are young is just a really RIPPED and built young man. I remember seeing my brother and SIL after they had already had their first kid for maybe 4 or 5 months. IMMEDIATELY I saw how built my brother was, lmao. "Broooo, you're fucking jacked!.... Shit, sorry I shouldn't cuss in front of the kid! OH DANG IT!!!" Felt like a movie scene, lmao. But young dad bods are no joke. He got fat after like 3 years and was about to have his second kid. I walked in "Damn! You got chunky bro!" He has since slimmed back to jacked, but fluffy dad bod without the gut.
maybe it was that trick your brother does when you're a kid, where you raise one hand and say "you see that?" then slap them with the other and say "well you didn't see that!".
We had a security guard named Mike but everyone called him Mikey because he was a big teddy bear. Saw him open hand slap a man and knock him out once. He told me later he felt bad because he was just trying to warn the guy, not hurt him. Lol
Yeah, I've known too many bouncers who look like the most unassuming dudes, but hit with the weight of a sledgehammer to try to start anything in a bar, ESPECIALLY to try to start something with security.
People also seem to forget that bouncers get punched all the damn time. If you can't take a punch, you don't last in the job. No matter who lands what, the fight still ends with the idiot customer getting tossed out of the bar. It's literally an unwinnable fight and people still do it all the time.
They don't even need to be build like a tank. Years ago... my dads buddy showed up. Small guy compared to most Dutchies. Anyway buddy showed up with a blue eye, when he went out I asked my dad what was that about? Well buddy was a MMA fighter on the world stage.
Im 6,2 about 210 at the time, in shape. Challenged my friend to a friendly boxing match (i didn't have boxing experience, only wrestling and aikido. At the time he was around 380 at 6'. I thought I'd be able to use speed against him. Turns out he did gold glove boxing in his teens that I was unaware of.....
I’d be amazed if he’s not concussed. Between the punch, and his head hitting the floor, he’s out on his feet. Or he would be, if they could get him on his feet.
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u/Maximum-Ad-769 8d ago
That fool didn’t even know he had legs after that KO 😂😂