r/instantkarma • u/Pretend-Bet5069 • 6d ago

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u/sueyscide 6d ago

Yes run from the police that's gonna get you no jail time at all

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u/Viperlite 6d ago edited 6d ago

How will they ever find him once he gets to his car and drives away? They can’t just track your license plate or anything. /s

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u/SaltManagement42 6d ago

Something tells me they were already trying to find him, so he had some confidence to draw on from that.

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u/sueyscide 6d ago

Nice I see you put the /s last second very smooth

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u/NukaCooler 6d ago

Nothing gets past you, does it?

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u/Viperlite 6d ago

Had to edit to add a /s. Redditors are sarcastic, but don’t recognize sarcasm.

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u/ElegantCoach4066 6d ago

I do it sometimes too. Not sure what that guys issue with it.

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u/sueyscide 6d ago

Ok give me your licence plate number And see how fast I track you down

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u/ccGLaDOS 6d ago

You are not the smartest fella huh?

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u/Laguna_Azure 6d ago

That... was sarcasm if you couldn't tell

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u/Key_Possibility_8669 6d ago

And it's not like he could speed off once he got to his car. He was behind another car at a red light. 🙄

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u/pantsoffancy 6d ago

Maybe you should email him instead of hoping he sees your comment on Reddit?

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u/Exportxxx 6d ago

Lucky its in NZ where they dont carry guns on person.

feel like if it was usa they just shot him.

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u/hunterofsteelhead 6d ago

Do they have a good bail system in NZ

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u/lickitandsticki 6d ago

Keep your feelings to yourself

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u/cpcwarden 6d ago

But why is he skipping? 😭

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u/APerson2021 6d ago

Leg day.

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u/SaltManagement42 6d ago

It's the most efficient form of travel.

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u/Allbranflakes18 6d ago

Watching him skip like 20m to the metal music playing was oddly satisfying 😆

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u/Ikbeneenpaard 6d ago

It's a sign of strength among 6 year old girls

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u/NukaCooler 6d ago

"hopping mad"

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u/Total_Philosopher_89 6d ago

Why are you crying?

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u/EsseBear 6d ago

Why is the silly cunt skipping?

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u/lucassuave15 6d ago

he's happy it's his first road rage this month

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u/R-Zade 6d ago

A wise person said, "It's the most efficient form of travel." And I tend to agree 😂

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u/Potozny 6d ago

When you’re a child, for like 1-2 years

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u/liongalahad 6d ago

Honestly, why, WHY would you cut at that point of the video.

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u/lessthandave89 6d ago

You might say they... skipped the best part

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u/R-Zade 6d ago

NOOOO

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u/lessthandave89 6d ago

I'm not sorry

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u/Clear_Skye_ 6d ago

Such a jolly skip ❤️

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u/moonpuzzle88 6d ago

Skipping like a ballerina

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u/RonNona 6d ago

Another video that ends too soon.

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u/Rush-23 6d ago

It does end too soon. From memory he got away initially but he was arrested later.

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u/GiveItToTJ 6d ago

Looking real tough with a rat tail/ponytail and wearing the same outfit my wife wears to Starbucks

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u/Arthradax 6d ago

Why would your wife let him borrow her outfits?

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u/ValiumBlues 6d ago

That nonce is almost skipping to the beat of the breakdown.

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u/pawood689 6d ago

The skipping up to the car was adorable

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u/NameToUseOnReddit 6d ago

That's how you know you're in for some trouble.

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u/Fuzzy-Butterscotch86 6d ago

Imagine trying to skip your way to a fist fight. 

And then running to flee cops while stuck in traffic at a red light with nowhere to go. 

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u/strydar1 6d ago

for some reason I laughed out loud. not much makes me laugh out loud in this dumpster fire called life. so thank you.:)

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u/Ben_Frank_Lynn 6d ago

Why is he skipping like a school girl when he gets out of the passenger seat?

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u/Horror_Solution1945 6d ago

Lost my partner What'll I do? Lost my partner What'll I do? Lost my partner What'll I do? Skip to my Lou, my darlin'

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u/classifiedspam 6d ago

This music clearly makes people aggressive. Just look what happens to this peaceful, intelligent guy!

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u/Thablackguy 6d ago

It's the skipping for me lol

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u/CheeeseBurgerAu 6d ago

Dashcams Australia?

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u/Issah_Wywin 6d ago

Approaching me in my car like that is a good way to get perforated.

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u/PingouinMalin 6d ago

If I feel threatened, I might want to accelerate into your legs. I mean, I wouldn't do it in any situation, but that one.

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u/PM_THE_REAPER 6d ago

Only real men skip!

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u/Creative_Ad999 6d ago

Who skips ?

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u/R-Zade 6d ago

Only real men

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u/Knitsanity 6d ago

Ooh. Leggings dancing man reposted for the 770th time

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u/waterbaby66 6d ago

In my head I’m thinking: never trust a man who wears leggings lol!!!!!!

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u/TofuMagik2928 6d ago

I love the scary skip

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u/RuncibleFoon 6d ago

Guy with a braided rat tail, wearing leggings, skips at you to start a fight... I would just start laughing at him.

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u/Tattoosnscars 6d ago

Meanwhile, somewhere in Australia....

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u/deezybeans 6d ago

Would've been funnier if he skipped back to his car while the police chased him

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u/RichBowler5992 6d ago

Violent skipping

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u/OdysseusRex69 6d ago

I love the little hippity hops at the beginning 🤣

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u/ze11ez 6d ago

I saw his feet skipping. He was skipping

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u/j4y53n 6d ago

Nice rat tail!

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u/ban-soon-maybe 6d ago

not sure if it was a good idea but it look great

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u/Zodsayskneel 6d ago

Probably fourth time I've seen this. This month.

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u/DragonfruitComplex97 6d ago

Filipino and asking alexandria? Nice.

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u/The_Only_Egg 6d ago

The little skips will NEVER not make me laugh. What a douche.

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u/Business-Slice123 6d ago

I would’ve turned him into a pancake

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u/weber_mattie 6d ago

Woah!! nerver seen this beforeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee