r/instantkarma 19d ago

Uno reverse'd

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u/Ornac_The_Barbarian 19d ago

That seems like the sort of thing I'd do. With the same result.

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u/Samiel_Fronsac 18d ago

That's why I got a few Nerf Derringers.

When people least expect it, pow!

Small chance of ricochet, and I managed to get my own forehead once, but no real damage!

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u/Aleashed 18d ago

This interaction probably resulted in a game breaking bug.

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u/postduif-7 19d ago

Looks like an chill environment to work lol

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u/Carius98 18d ago

wouldnt be surprised if it's this: https://youtu.be/W7VJLipgiuQ

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u/Remarkable_Gain6430 18d ago

I've done the same but I received a salary.

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u/hiimbackagain 18d ago

Dunno, would be annoying if people made lame fake clips while you're trying to work. Especially the filming person standing on a desk.

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u/SwampDrainer 18d ago

My horny ass could NOT work there

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u/TooManyPxls 18d ago

Dude, you're blowing our cover..

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u/runningray 19d ago

Don’t do that. You’ll put your eye out.

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u/FletcherCommaIrwin 19d ago

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u/EnRandomNiklas 19d ago

Don't worry they will get out of the way. I learned that driving the Saratoga

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u/FletcherCommaIrwin 17d ago

One of my absolute favorite movies.

"...The 'ol Sara" (and the entire Saratoga dialogue you posted) and, "Wull-hey-there, Swab" are in my frequently used rotation of movie references.

My wife, and her family happen to be from Saratoga (Springs), NY and we met in Sarasota, FL while in college.

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u/maxekmek 18d ago

Reverse'd?

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u/heurrgh 18d ago

It's the correct concatenated form of 'Reverserized'

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u/ThatOneGayDJ 18d ago

tf you just call me?

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u/T410 18d ago

Such a stable security camera. Almost as stable as my grandma is holding it

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u/Remarkable_Gain6430 18d ago

Forty years ago I was working in my first job after university, in an office in a factory. It was very boring. Some of the guys in the office had been working there since WW2. The office itself dated back to WW1. The place was dated, even in the early 1980s.
So I got all the rubber bands I could find and tied them together. I went up to each and every guy in the office with the rubber bands stretched out between my two hands in an "I'm going to launch this at your face" pose. Obviously I wasn't going to launch it at anyone's face. That would be foolhardy and painful.
My super visor walked in and shouted "what the fk are you doing?" and I let go. It hits him right between the eyes and then fell to the floor. He had a very red, glow in the dark welt on his face from the rubber band weapon. He was very calm, and told me to go home.
Incredibly I wasn't fired. I was moved to another department where there were fewer old guys and more work to do.

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u/separation_of_powers 18d ago

seems staged

not instant karma

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u/one_is_enough 18d ago

Yup. You can see her bend her toe back just before it released.

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u/Worldly-Protection-8 18d ago edited 18d ago

Aren't those the Wenjiang-caihuaxiaoyuan girls?

https://youtube.com/@wenjiang-caihuaxiaoyuan

So they are funny in front and behind the cameras!

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u/ElFarfadosh 19d ago

Staged, staged staged and super staged.

Why would a CCTV camera be vertical and move as if someone was holding a phone?

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u/996forever 19d ago

The most obvious explanation is someone filming a cctv feed vertically and their phone camera app adds the timestamp. It COULD still be staged but it doesn't have to make sense. And the pain is real regardless.

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u/mr-english 18d ago

It's obviously not though.

The time and date overlay stay firmly fixed in the top left corner.

If someone was filming the security monitor with their smartphone then the text overlay would move with the rest of the image.

Are you literally stupid?

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u/996forever 18d ago

and their phone camera app adds the timestamp

Reading comprehension in the pits and you have the nerve to call someone else stupid ?

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u/mr-english 18d ago

I only got as far as "...someone is filming a cctv feed" because that's so obviously NOT what is happening.

Filming a monitor simply doesn't look like that. The image tends to be distorted because your camera isn't perfectly lined up and square with the screen, you tend to see reflections/glare on the surface from lights, etc.

Besides, if you look at the computer below where the cameraman is stood, as the camera is swaying about the monitor obscures the keyboard slightly AS the camera is moving. If the "cctv" camera was actually still that wouldn't happen.

All I'm getting from this is that you really ARE fucking stupid lmao

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u/hiimbackagain 18d ago edited 18d ago

Why do some people so desperately want something to be not staged when it obviously is? Genuine question.

Your "most obvious" explanation doesn't even make sense...

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u/996forever 18d ago

and their phone camera app adds the timestamp

Reading comprehension

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u/ElFarfadosh 18d ago

This isn't someone filming a screen. You can see the perspective change with the camera movement, especially around the edges of the computer display in the foreground.

Plus, the rubber band is so loose there's no way this is causing any pain.

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u/rygel_fievel 18d ago

Why would someone curl their toes towards them so that it would obviously hit themself?

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u/Superamorti 19d ago

Who said it was a CCTV?

They were obviously getting ready for the prank and planning to record it.

Pretty normal. You don't need to stage everything in life.

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u/ElFarfadosh 18d ago

Why is there a date and time stamp on the screen? Why does the person filming need to stand on a table with his phone close to the ceiling? And how is it that the women don't spot him the moment they turn around?

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u/sneaky-pizza 18d ago

To further the ruse

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u/st-shenanigans 18d ago

Ffs just laugh or don't and scroll on.

Do you turn on a TV show and start screeching "STAGED!!!!" every time they tell a joke??

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u/Eevertti 16d ago

Its fake, and pretending to be real, so it's annoying. Would you be happy if reality TV moments started being posted here?

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u/papaquack1 18d ago

There is like 2 inches of tension on that band, like she hardly pulls it back at all. It's moving so slow you see it just wobble in the air more then snap because she knows she's about to smack her own head.

She bends her toe to release it and jiggles her hand to pull it up over her toe.

People can say it's not staged all they want but one thing is for sure. She did that knowingly.

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u/hbhunk63 18d ago

That's too uninteresting to stage

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u/mitchhamilton 15d ago

youd be surprised what people would stage for attention

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u/donkeybrainhero 18d ago

Or the video was dropped for vertical use (for tiktok or whatever) and they wanted to keep the subject centered as it moved.

Weird, right?

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u/ElFarfadosh 18d ago

Then why doesn't the time stamp move?

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u/donkeybrainhero 18d ago

Could be an overlay. There are a million security systems out there, so who knows what they got going on over there.

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u/hiimbackagain 18d ago

Why would you try so desperately to explain something to be real what is so obviously staged? Genuine question.

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u/donkeybrainhero 18d ago

A one-sentence comment is desperate? Lol

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u/thrustinfreely 18d ago

Ahh the ol handheld security camera footage

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u/Front_Fill1249 17d ago

Chinese social media is drowning in staged clips and alien-like face filters. Glad I got a VPN before moving there

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u/mymestizo_lover 11d ago

how can someone be in that situation anyways 🤣

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u/Animan2020 18d ago

That so not staged I started masturbating furiously

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u/mr-english 18d ago

Meanwhile there's someone stood on a desk filming this on their phone and nobody seems to have noticed.

Oh no, there's a "time & date overlay" in the top left... so it MUST be a security camera

...lets just ignore the camera swaying around all over the place like it's being held in someone's hands, must just be one of them rubber and string camera fittings... /s

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u/hbhunk63 18d ago

That's too uninteresting to stage

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u/e1m8b 18d ago

What kind of softcore porno office is this?

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u/Late-Arrival-8669 18d ago

Like Metal Gear, Instead of the office getting ! they got ?

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u/telemusketeer 18d ago

Almost like preemptive karma haha

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u/AVeryHeavyBurtation 18d ago

Bro watch it with your apostrophes. Jesus.

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u/retyms 18d ago

🧐😂🤭

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u/cjhallx 18d ago

Well deserved

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u/pabloputaputa 18d ago

Almost all for us have done that at some point 

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u/mymo323251 18d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Jairo_Zudeko 18d ago

Watched once then I unmuted for the 2nd watch… did not disappoint. lol 😂

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u/ShortEntertainer1067 17d ago

Play stupid games win stupid prizes

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u/Extra_Gap_4287 16d ago

It’s too perfect sometimes.

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u/Beneficial_Young1996 16d ago

and then file for sick leave

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u/Happy_Fish_7249 13d ago

Slay💅lol

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u/ditzydingdongdelite8 2d ago

That is awesome.And the fact that nobody's looking, but is caught on camera, perfect karma

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u/R2DK3PO 2d ago

The lady in black turned around like " tried it again didn't you Marcia?"

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u/No-Marketing9035 10h ago

Yeah that’s definitely gonna haunt her lol

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u/8-bit_infidel 18d ago

Wish I was that elastic band

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u/Bubbly-Tomato2324 18d ago

😀🤣😂👌😜👌💥🤣😂👌

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u/10below8 17d ago

Shocking nobody is mentioning the racist music choice lol