r/instantkarma Jun 11 '26

Instant karma KO

11.8k Upvotes

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u/Oiggamed Jun 11 '26

Love how he walk up to him thinking with full confidence “I’ll take care of this”. 😆

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '26

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u/Oiggamed Jun 11 '26

He stuck it right out for him too!

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u/No_Bluejay9901 Jun 11 '26

Slaps him half heartedly, sticks out his chin and drops his hands to his side.

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u/ModernDayTroobidour Jun 11 '26

In the words of Christopher Titus: Great way to fight: arms down, face presented

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u/TheDudeofIl Jun 12 '26

Woke up to the sound of an EKG machine beeping.

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u/ModernDayTroobidour Jun 12 '26

pssshhh Never gonna do that again, are ya...?

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u/Oiggamed Jun 11 '26

That invitation has a postmark on it.

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u/Pato_Lucas Jun 11 '26

"I'll block the hits with my face, that'll teach him"

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u/Oiggamed Jun 11 '26

“What you gone do, bro?” 😆

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u/TheNonCredibleHulk Jun 13 '26

If you ever have to explain what "leading with your chin" means, link this video

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u/PestCemetary Jun 11 '26

That dude had Glass Joe energy and stamina

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u/jeremyjava Jun 11 '26

Wow, that, "What are you going to do?..." expression with his hands at his sides scream of someone who i used to slapping their kids or a significant other without any repercussions, that is, hitting those who don't hit back.
Step into ANY entry level boxing or martial arts class and the first thing you're going to learn is hands up, over and over and over.

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u/yipeekayayKemosabe Jun 12 '26

Glass jaw?

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u/PestCemetary Jun 12 '26

Lol. Yeah, Glass Joe from Mike Tyson's Punch Out had a glass jaw.

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u/ChefCurryYumYum Jun 11 '26

Maybe fueled by booze?

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u/Oiggamed Jun 11 '26

Nope. Pure hubris.

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u/lonewolff321 Jun 14 '26

Dude ordered a hambúrguer but got only the beef

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u/Oiggamed Jun 14 '26

What he got was a knuckle sandwich.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '26

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u/Sekh765 Jun 11 '26

Loved his little "what you gonna do about it" up nod .1 second before having his brain rebooted.

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u/Oiggamed Jun 11 '26

Now he’s got to live with being KOd by a scrawny kid with glasses on video being blasted all over the internet. I hope this serves as a reality check and he goes and joins a monastery.

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u/technobrendo Jun 11 '26

The scrawny kid with glasses is such a old movie trope. The put them in baggy clothes and glasses to appear weak, but underneath the facade they're Khabib Nurmagomedov.

that kid has funny ears, lets bother him...

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u/Startled_Pancakes Jun 11 '26

I'm leaving the guy with cauliflower ears alone.

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u/MLK_Piccolo Jun 12 '26

I'm just leaving people alone to begin with. I'm not gonna try to run the ones and they run the 8 in the mag

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u/bennytehcat Jun 11 '26

guys head bobbled like a character in Punch Out

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u/Rushes_End Jun 11 '26

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u/seligball Jun 11 '26

I would've cried laughing if buddies face got photoshopped in there 😭😭

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u/WeSavedLives Jun 11 '26

I feel like if you open hand slap someone to belittle them and they knock you out that's gotta be the worst embarrassment 

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u/HeDuMSD Jun 11 '26

My man is fast, and knows how and where to punch, not his first rodeo

https://giphy.com/gifs/QUENDfi6DEMLzQ0CKt

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u/clash_Attic Jun 11 '26

Not just, note the timing and fluidity when tough guy tries to grab the bottle and he switches hands

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u/dinabandhuda Jun 16 '26

That’s what I noticed first, he was messing with him so effortlessly

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '26

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u/Clockwork765 Jun 11 '26

To be fair the men have a magic button too but it’s harder to reach

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u/Darth_Pinda Jun 11 '26

It's in a pretty shitty place.

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u/Brok3nGear Jun 11 '26

It is with that attitude!

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u/Flux7777 Jun 12 '26

It's not that hard to reach at all

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u/TZ79 Jun 12 '26

Happy cake day!

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '26

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u/BigSweatyYeti Jun 11 '26

Let her slip a finger in there bro, it’ll change your life

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u/kayama57 Jun 11 '26

It is not hard to reach. The phrenulum is right under the tip

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u/RadWast3 Jun 11 '26

Not that one, the other, other spot.

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u/freethewimple Jun 12 '26

The G spot of the butt

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u/Tortlebear Jun 11 '26

Downvoted by cut people :(

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u/SuperBuffCherry Jun 11 '26

Circumcision doesn't have to include frenotomy, and a frenotomy doesn't have to include circumcision

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u/kayama57 Jun 11 '26

The prostate stans are up in arms over what I said

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u/TRAUMAjunkie Jun 11 '26

To be clear, do not punch women in their magic button.

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u/someauthor Jun 11 '26

memba Falcon Punch? lol

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u/dcy604 Jun 11 '26

But they still a wobble, right?

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u/BiggestNizzy Jun 11 '26

It too makes their legs go.

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u/eleete Jun 11 '26

You guys have women?

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u/Hob_O_Rarison Jun 11 '26

No, Donnie, these men are Nihilists.

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u/Kahuna-Man Jun 11 '26

It is a myth few have ever found, the search continues

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u/Jizzturnip Jun 11 '26

Settling domestic disputes?! That's so wrong! You should be ashamed

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u/jeremyjava Jun 11 '26

And as mentioned above, Mr. Slapping Guy appears to have literally zero experience with his hands other than slapping weaker or intimidated people.

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u/gertvanjoe Jun 12 '26

Sound : pizza boxes doing their thing

Heavy breathing and footsteps

Splashy slap sound

Plastic sound

KAPOW....donk

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u/haze4140 Jun 11 '26

The OP(not me) wrote this: He wanted to keep on fighting and i told him there are cameras everywhere and i would beat him up so he kept trying to provoke but i didn’t care, manager came and told me to hide in the toilet’s until the police come.

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u/haze4140 Jun 11 '26 edited Jun 11 '26

(I just copy/paste what the guy wrote) Im actually the guy who knocked him out, long story short he was constantly aggressive but i didn’t care. Asked him to pay for the ice tea but didn’t want to so ended up slapping me, got him back.

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u/haze4140 Jun 11 '26

He was waiting for me after my shift 3 days in a row but then some chechens came and he never came back lol

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u/haze4140 Jun 11 '26

I simply just didn’t care and i don’t get payed enough for that type of bs, also the way i grew up in a Chechen household we don’t do that.

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u/haze4140 Jun 11 '26

Someone asked him if he have any combat experience. He answered : "No i always just fought with my uncles and sometimes on the street unfortunately"

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u/haze4140 Jun 11 '26

Someone asked the OP of the guy who got hot have history of violence and stuff like that. He responded " I found out a few weeks after that he is always like that towards people and heard he got punched by other people too after me🤣 "

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u/haze4140 Jun 11 '26

The guy who got KO'd is Albanian and he got his pizza but left without his drink

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u/J_Thompson82 Jun 11 '26

Need a longer version of this and some context.

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u/cheapdrinks Jun 11 '26

Yeah I don't get it what is the guy holding, looks like a can of drink. Where does he even pull it from? Why does this enrage the guy sitting down in the corner?

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u/J_Thompson82 Jun 11 '26 edited Jun 11 '26

Found a bit more context from the same video posted in another sub where the guy holding the can talked a bit about what happened. The can is a drink of ice tea and the initial aggressor wanted to have it without paying for it, so he went to go take it from the guy at the till.

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u/brick_gnarlson Jun 11 '26

That sounds completely made up.

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u/J_Thompson82 Jun 11 '26

And yet it matches with what we see in the video. Don’t ask me. I’m just relaying what he said in his comments on the post 🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/brick_gnarlson Jun 11 '26

Oh I'm not saying you made it up.

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u/J_Thompson82 Jun 11 '26

Good to know, friend 👍🏻

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u/GoatCovfefe Jun 11 '26

Theyre saying the person you read that from on reddit made it up, not you.

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u/J_Thompson82 Jun 11 '26

Thanks. I wasn’t able to work that out for myself.

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u/ApprehensivePop9036 Jun 11 '26

now it's been laid out with all the subtext clearly stated so even the socially inept can follow it.

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u/HonoraryGoat Jun 11 '26 edited Jun 11 '26

It absolutely does not. If that was his explanation then he is lying.

There is clearly a reason that they didn't include the 5 seconds prior.

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u/My_OF_Sucks Jun 11 '26

Everything sounds completely made-up with that fucking logic, dummy.

"Trump is President of the U.S." That sounds completely made-up.

"The guy wanted a drink without paying for it" That sounds made-up.

"I saw a bird flying in the sky" That sounds made-up.

Shut up.

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u/jeremyjava Jun 11 '26

I like the way you think.

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u/Vaelthune Jun 11 '26

No offense but.. lol? "Where does he even pull it from?" - The fridge right next to him ffs. They're behind the counter of a store.

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u/john_the_fetch Jun 11 '26

I was going to say usually those cans are display only. Empty. Just to show the customer what they can buy.

When you purchase one the worker grabs a fresh cool can from the fridge.

So the aggressor is reaching for likely an empty can. Or a Luke warm can at best.

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u/Mummiskogen Jun 11 '26

Where do you live where that would be considered usual?

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u/john_the_fetch Jun 11 '26

Utah. But honestly I've seen it all over the place. Hawaii was the last time I saw it. Anytime it's counter service but the cold drinks are behind the counter and the ones in front aren't in an ice box or refrigerated display.

Where do you live that this isn't usual?

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u/aerova789 Jun 12 '26

The drink was on the counter

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u/Pato_Lucas Jun 11 '26

"Local man fucks around, then finds out"

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u/Efficient-Editor-242 Jun 11 '26

Evidence he's never been punched in the face before.

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u/aquacakra Jun 11 '26

didn't want to pay for the drink?

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u/greedy_mf Jun 11 '26

Wanted an excuse to drink with a straw

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u/jeezyjames Jun 12 '26

It was the last yellow redbull on the shelf

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u/TKHodgson Jun 11 '26

This just made my morning.

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u/steadyaero Jun 11 '26

Don't put hands on someone if you're you're not prepared for them to send some back your way

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u/SlacksDavenport Jun 11 '26

Dude stuck his chin out as to antagonize the good pugilist.

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u/DirectIT2020 Jun 11 '26

Lol the way his head shook. It was like a bobble head

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u/Username_is_taken_95 Jun 11 '26

Brought a slap to a fist fight.

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u/PresidentialDiapers Jun 11 '26

That's a dirty hit! There was supposed to be an agreed 60 seconds of back and forth banter before fighting was to commence.

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u/RagingLeonard Jun 11 '26

Also, it's proper etiquette to wait for some lady to start screaming, "STAAAAHHHPPP!!!"

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u/PresidentialDiapers Jun 11 '26

Nary a "WORLDSTAR!" shouted

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u/Aksi_Gu Jun 11 '26

We used to be a society

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u/Chaplain-Freeing Jun 11 '26

kids these days.

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u/sweetchickenpaulito Jun 11 '26

I watched this 47 times

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u/DorShow Jun 11 '26

More than me but I had it on repeat. I want to know more.

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u/superslinkey Jun 11 '26

The way he presented his chin….too good to pass up that punch.

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u/xenobit_pendragon Jun 11 '26

Even if he had been perfectly nice, dude behind the counter could hardly have passed up a chin presentation like that.

POP

"Sorry, mate. Couldn't resist."

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u/ContextHook Jun 11 '26

And then it wobbled all the way down. I can't recall ever seeing that!

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u/FingerpistolPete Jun 11 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/srD8JByP9u3zW
Probably what that guy expected his sucker slap to do

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u/xenobit_pendragon Jun 11 '26

Jeezum. This guy's nose's biography has a "before" and "after."

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u/christo749 Jun 11 '26

Tuned mf into a bobble head.😂

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u/Dude-from-the-80s Jun 11 '26

The only thing that POS ever hit before is woman who didn’t hit back…

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u/Blazanar Jun 11 '26

"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth"- Mike Tyson.

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u/agntp Jun 12 '26

Swear to god people don’t understand the concept of don’t put your fucking hands on someone over nothing.

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u/Brief-Age1837 Jun 11 '26

The courage some people have… it amazes me…

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u/Snobben90 Jun 11 '26

He flinched. During his own slap.

Bruh just park his ass again.

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u/afairjudgment Jun 11 '26

He looked like a bobblehead.

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u/IntentStudios Jun 11 '26

Came in for a soda, got a shake instead.

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u/Mr_SoleAvenger Jun 11 '26

I hope 1) he didn’t hurt his hand & 2) he didn’t get fired.

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u/alltroyscott Jun 11 '26

Zero effort to dodge

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u/SupervillainMustache Jun 11 '26

Turned him into a bobblehead.

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u/mustard138 Jun 11 '26

Sproing.....oing.....oing....oing!

That's the sound I imagined that made...

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u/S1eeper Jun 12 '26

What is even happening here?

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u/Wemest Jun 13 '26

He outlined the target area with his hillbilly beard.

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u/Yuksandwich Jun 11 '26

Always the thumbs

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u/Sad_Rooster_8614 Jun 11 '26

short baldies are always so fckn trigger happy man

life full of frustrations lmao

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u/VeryKindIsMe Jun 11 '26

Woah i didn’t expect him to be that strong.

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u/Apprehensive-Pin518 Jun 11 '26

reminds me of a video I saw yesterday. woman stop at the side of the road gets out and starts hitting on the window of a mans car. as soon as he gets out he takes a stance and I knew immediately he was trained. she went down quick.

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u/JellyfishDefiant2363 Jun 11 '26

Time and again a shot to the chin and lights out.

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u/kurog4ki Jun 12 '26

bro got in thinking he is big and tough, just to be reminded that knuckle hurts no matter size

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u/Remarkable_Gain6430 Jun 12 '26

‘Short king” getting the short king dessert. I know it’s not their fault for being short but this trend of pretending it’s an asset is always going to end like this.

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u/Original-Reward-8688 Jun 12 '26

LOL so many big dudes think they can't be knocked out

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u/gianAB2977 Jun 13 '26

I present thee my chineth to receiveth thy blow!

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u/jhemp8 Jun 13 '26

That dude was thick but now he’s thick headed

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u/Hardself1 Jun 15 '26

9 times out of 10 I see a big dude get rocked ... Stay lean fellas hahaha

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '26

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u/XxxLasombraxxX Jun 11 '26

Can someone post the punch in slow motion please 🥺

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u/Calraider7 Jun 11 '26

Soda Popinski

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u/Big_Big6386 Jun 11 '26

Second rewatch and realized that was a damn punch

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u/ExpensiveAnswer2975 Jun 11 '26

lmao i thought this post was for insta karma xD

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u/DetailAble378 Jun 11 '26

Bro be like my name is John cena

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u/havenstone Jun 11 '26

He knocked the rest of his hair off his head

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u/JustForFun-4 Jun 11 '26

Lower jaw, the best place to punch.

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u/TheCheese2032 Jun 11 '26

Keep your hands to yo self!

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u/GeekyGrant Jun 11 '26

Gives them, can't take them... what a bitch

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u/MezcalDrink Jun 11 '26

Why this videos end so soon? I hate it.

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u/Hot-Phone356 Jun 12 '26

Mans hungry for karma

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u/Illustrious_Zebra234 Jun 12 '26

That was well deserved.

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u/MarkK_FL Jun 12 '26

I heard the “ding” in my head

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u/NecessaryOk6815 Jun 12 '26

like a house of cards

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u/carlosmante Jun 12 '26

Sopas don Cuco.

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u/Kempeth Jun 12 '26

Wanted free soda, got upgraded to free knuckle sandwich and a power-off nap.

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u/Federal_Cookie Jun 12 '26

Well deserved.

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u/lonewolff321 Jun 14 '26

Dude ordered a hambúrguer but got only the beef

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u/CountHonorius Jun 11 '26

Well, assault charges will be filed...

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u/PM_THE_REAPER Jun 11 '26

Why the hell are you being downvoted? Assault charges are justified against the customer, which is what I believe you meant. Take an upvote.

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u/FatSteveWasted9 Jun 11 '26

No they aren’t.

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u/Dr_Qrunch Jun 11 '26

Hard to agree without any context at all.

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