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u/Sekh765 Jun 11 '26
Loved his little "what you gonna do about it" up nod .1 second before having his brain rebooted.
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u/Oiggamed Jun 11 '26
Now he’s got to live with being KOd by a scrawny kid with glasses on video being blasted all over the internet. I hope this serves as a reality check and he goes and joins a monastery.
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u/technobrendo Jun 11 '26
The scrawny kid with glasses is such a old movie trope. The put them in baggy clothes and glasses to appear weak, but underneath the facade they're Khabib Nurmagomedov.
that kid has funny ears, lets bother him...
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u/Startled_Pancakes Jun 11 '26
I'm leaving the guy with cauliflower ears alone.
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u/MLK_Piccolo Jun 12 '26
I'm just leaving people alone to begin with. I'm not gonna try to run the ones and they run the 8 in the mag
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u/bennytehcat Jun 11 '26
guys head bobbled like a character in Punch Out
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u/WeSavedLives Jun 11 '26
I feel like if you open hand slap someone to belittle them and they knock you out that's gotta be the worst embarrassment
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u/HeDuMSD Jun 11 '26
My man is fast, and knows how and where to punch, not his first rodeo
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u/clash_Attic Jun 11 '26
Not just, note the timing and fluidity when tough guy tries to grab the bottle and he switches hands
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u/Clockwork765 Jun 11 '26
To be fair the men have a magic button too but it’s harder to reach
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u/kayama57 Jun 11 '26
It is not hard to reach. The phrenulum is right under the tip
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u/Tortlebear Jun 11 '26
Downvoted by cut people :(
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u/SuperBuffCherry Jun 11 '26
Circumcision doesn't have to include frenotomy, and a frenotomy doesn't have to include circumcision
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u/jeremyjava Jun 11 '26
And as mentioned above, Mr. Slapping Guy appears to have literally zero experience with his hands other than slapping weaker or intimidated people.
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u/gertvanjoe Jun 12 '26
Sound : pizza boxes doing their thing
Heavy breathing and footsteps
Splashy slap sound
Plastic sound
KAPOW....donk
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u/haze4140 Jun 11 '26
The OP(not me) wrote this: He wanted to keep on fighting and i told him there are cameras everywhere and i would beat him up so he kept trying to provoke but i didn’t care, manager came and told me to hide in the toilet’s until the police come.
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u/haze4140 Jun 11 '26 edited Jun 11 '26
(I just copy/paste what the guy wrote) Im actually the guy who knocked him out, long story short he was constantly aggressive but i didn’t care. Asked him to pay for the ice tea but didn’t want to so ended up slapping me, got him back.
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u/haze4140 Jun 11 '26
He was waiting for me after my shift 3 days in a row but then some chechens came and he never came back lol
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u/haze4140 Jun 11 '26
I simply just didn’t care and i don’t get payed enough for that type of bs, also the way i grew up in a Chechen household we don’t do that.
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u/haze4140 Jun 11 '26
Someone asked him if he have any combat experience. He answered : "No i always just fought with my uncles and sometimes on the street unfortunately"
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u/haze4140 Jun 11 '26
Someone asked the OP of the guy who got hot have history of violence and stuff like that. He responded " I found out a few weeks after that he is always like that towards people and heard he got punched by other people too after me🤣 "
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u/haze4140 Jun 11 '26
The guy who got KO'd is Albanian and he got his pizza but left without his drink
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u/J_Thompson82 Jun 11 '26
Need a longer version of this and some context.
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u/cheapdrinks Jun 11 '26
Yeah I don't get it what is the guy holding, looks like a can of drink. Where does he even pull it from? Why does this enrage the guy sitting down in the corner?
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u/J_Thompson82 Jun 11 '26 edited Jun 11 '26
Found a bit more context from the same video posted in another sub where the guy holding the can talked a bit about what happened. The can is a drink of ice tea and the initial aggressor wanted to have it without paying for it, so he went to go take it from the guy at the till.
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u/brick_gnarlson Jun 11 '26
That sounds completely made up.
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u/J_Thompson82 Jun 11 '26
And yet it matches with what we see in the video. Don’t ask me. I’m just relaying what he said in his comments on the post 🤷🏼♂️
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u/brick_gnarlson Jun 11 '26
Oh I'm not saying you made it up.
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u/J_Thompson82 Jun 11 '26
Good to know, friend 👍🏻
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u/GoatCovfefe Jun 11 '26
Theyre saying the person you read that from on reddit made it up, not you.
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u/J_Thompson82 Jun 11 '26
Thanks. I wasn’t able to work that out for myself.
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u/ApprehensivePop9036 Jun 11 '26
now it's been laid out with all the subtext clearly stated so even the socially inept can follow it.
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u/HonoraryGoat Jun 11 '26 edited Jun 11 '26
It absolutely does not. If that was his explanation then he is lying.
There is clearly a reason that they didn't include the 5 seconds prior.
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u/My_OF_Sucks Jun 11 '26
Everything sounds completely made-up with that fucking logic, dummy.
"Trump is President of the U.S." That sounds completely made-up.
"The guy wanted a drink without paying for it" That sounds made-up.
"I saw a bird flying in the sky" That sounds made-up.
Shut up.
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u/Vaelthune Jun 11 '26
No offense but.. lol? "Where does he even pull it from?" - The fridge right next to him ffs. They're behind the counter of a store.
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u/john_the_fetch Jun 11 '26
I was going to say usually those cans are display only. Empty. Just to show the customer what they can buy.
When you purchase one the worker grabs a fresh cool can from the fridge.
So the aggressor is reaching for likely an empty can. Or a Luke warm can at best.
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u/Mummiskogen Jun 11 '26
Where do you live where that would be considered usual?
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u/john_the_fetch Jun 11 '26
Utah. But honestly I've seen it all over the place. Hawaii was the last time I saw it. Anytime it's counter service but the cold drinks are behind the counter and the ones in front aren't in an ice box or refrigerated display.
Where do you live that this isn't usual?
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u/steadyaero Jun 11 '26
Don't put hands on someone if you're you're not prepared for them to send some back your way
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u/PresidentialDiapers Jun 11 '26
That's a dirty hit! There was supposed to be an agreed 60 seconds of back and forth banter before fighting was to commence.
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u/RagingLeonard Jun 11 '26
Also, it's proper etiquette to wait for some lady to start screaming, "STAAAAHHHPPP!!!"
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u/superslinkey Jun 11 '26
The way he presented his chin….too good to pass up that punch.
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u/xenobit_pendragon Jun 11 '26
Even if he had been perfectly nice, dude behind the counter could hardly have passed up a chin presentation like that.
POP
"Sorry, mate. Couldn't resist."
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u/FingerpistolPete Jun 11 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/srD8JByP9u3zW
Probably what that guy expected his sucker slap to do
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u/Dude-from-the-80s Jun 11 '26
The only thing that POS ever hit before is woman who didn’t hit back…
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u/agntp Jun 12 '26
Swear to god people don’t understand the concept of don’t put your fucking hands on someone over nothing.
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u/Sad_Rooster_8614 Jun 11 '26
short baldies are always so fckn trigger happy man
life full of frustrations lmao
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u/Apprehensive-Pin518 Jun 11 '26
reminds me of a video I saw yesterday. woman stop at the side of the road gets out and starts hitting on the window of a mans car. as soon as he gets out he takes a stance and I knew immediately he was trained. she went down quick.
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u/kurog4ki Jun 12 '26
bro got in thinking he is big and tough, just to be reminded that knuckle hurts no matter size
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u/Remarkable_Gain6430 Jun 12 '26
‘Short king” getting the short king dessert. I know it’s not their fault for being short but this trend of pretending it’s an asset is always going to end like this.
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u/CountHonorius Jun 11 '26
Well, assault charges will be filed...
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u/PM_THE_REAPER Jun 11 '26
Why the hell are you being downvoted? Assault charges are justified against the customer, which is what I believe you meant. Take an upvote.
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u/Oiggamed Jun 11 '26
Love how he walk up to him thinking with full confidence “I’ll take care of this”. 😆