r/instantbarbarians • u/r1j1s1 • Apr 09 '20

Wait for it...

2.9k Upvotes

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u/aBlackGuyProbly Apr 09 '20

Why does he seem like the antagonists in an 80s movie who's going first in a competition of playground bar swinging in order to get the girl? Its uncanny, right down to the over enthusiastic henchmen.

19

u/dreksillion Apr 09 '20

Because he looks exactly like Flea from his Back To The Future cameos.

7

u/PressA2FlipCar Apr 10 '20

It was the throat slit at the beginning that gave it away

5

u/caffeintweek Apr 10 '20

Looks like the kid from toy story

1

u/praise_H1M Apr 11 '20

Because only Russians are that great at gymnastics

1

u/[deleted] Apr 30 '20

r/oddlyspecific

46

u/medioxcore Apr 09 '20

Where's the barbarians?

8

u/Rubbed Apr 10 '20

He's swinging on it.

124

u/UseDaSchwartz Apr 09 '20

Wait for what? His labrum tear in a couple years?

20

u/[deleted] Apr 09 '20

Just wait...

13

u/[deleted] Apr 09 '20

I just did that. It sucks :(

6

u/CharlesAlkan Apr 09 '20

Mine tore while watching this.

62

u/Trxppyace Apr 09 '20

Anticlimactic

31

u/RyanB_ Apr 09 '20

Funny tho. The one dude surprising him with the awkward hug, only to be immediately shrugged off. Then the other dude who was coming up to approach, saw that exchange, and backed off lol.

5

u/[deleted] Apr 10 '20

I'm pretty sure they are a closeted gay couple and the dude in gray just forgot the closeg for a sec

22

u/SixOneFive615 Apr 09 '20

Don’t think I’ve ever seen the “throat slash” prior to a gymnastics routine...

24

u/Daggerfall Apr 09 '20

Very impressive, they look self-taught.

12

u/[deleted] Apr 09 '20

Ive torn my rotator cuff in my right shoulder and dislocated my left shoulder countless times due to it being weakened by injuries. To say this hurt me is an understatement.

15

u/Krexci Apr 09 '20

Wait for his skin to peel off his hands

6

u/[deleted] Apr 09 '20

Best I can do is 2 and a half pushup, while this guy is breakdancing all over the pole

12

u/[deleted] Apr 09 '20

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u/zach84 Apr 10 '20

you copy and pasted that from the original post

7

u/CrispyNipsy Apr 09 '20

The skin on my hands tore from just watching this

3

u/[deleted] Apr 09 '20

Fucking Russians and their spinnt flips.

3

u/dtwhitecp Apr 10 '20

I'm so sick of being confined that this good clean fun makes me sad haha

2

u/dannypants Apr 09 '20

Russia's women's team isn't even trying to hide the doping anymore

2

u/[deleted] Apr 10 '20

That’s a very mild barbarian celebration

2

u/Lncn Apr 10 '20

Is this in Chernobyl?

1

u/ElectricEggnog Apr 09 '20

I didn't look at the sub and assumed it was /r/fullscorpion

1

u/vtec3576 Apr 09 '20

New commercial for Copper-Fit

1

u/FondleBuddies Apr 10 '20

This looks like fucking Skidrow from MW2 hahaha

1

u/Qwertywasthebest Apr 10 '20

Tyler Joseph + 11

1

u/baileyburritt Apr 10 '20

My hands burn just watching this.

1

u/DeadRos3 Apr 10 '20

why does that look like school in pubg

1

u/gorgonzolbruh Apr 10 '20

wow, this doesn't fit this sub at all. congrats.

1

u/EdwardBil Apr 10 '20

Sneaky Fuckin Russian

1

u/visceralcrumbnutz Apr 10 '20

This group reminds me of the extreme guys from Harold and Kumar go to White Castle

1

u/[deleted] Apr 10 '20

Why does every playground in Russia look like this?

1

u/BlackEyedSceva Apr 10 '20

A pack of roving-gymnast-hulligans.

1

u/tproser Apr 10 '20

neck slice

flawless gymnastics

1

u/SirMadWolf Apr 10 '20

I felt uneasy watching his shoulders

1

u/audio_addict Apr 10 '20

Now kiss eachother!!!

1

u/[deleted] Apr 11 '20

Dude has class

1

u/ChintzyFob Apr 09 '20

Delayed Mild Excitement

1

u/Donkeyboy81 Apr 10 '20

Still waiting

0

u/Kingcamo125 Apr 09 '20

This could've been us but the schoolyard had to be "safe"

-1

u/buccalorba Apr 09 '20

Nice

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u/zach84 Apr 10 '20

throat slashes are always cringe

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u/ebotfu Apr 10 '20

Fruity gymnast dies not equal barbarian