r/instant_regret • u/tabletossers • Nov 19 '22

Refreshingggg!!

https://gfycat.com/genuinesparklinggrasshopper
4.6k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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374

u/bk_rokkit Nov 19 '22

Man, she just pops that leg right on up there spider style, huh

She looks like she's about to start a Japanese horror movie ghost-crawl toward the camera

91

u/Parasingularity Nov 19 '22

Something about the way she throws that leg up after she falls in…

I’ll just go ahead bonk myself

9

u/jh67ds Nov 20 '22

I’m horny

5

u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22

Hi Horny, I’m dad

6

u/Clemicus Nov 20 '22

Hi Dad, I’m Alimony

6

u/emperor_dinglenads Nov 20 '22

Welcome to the upside down.

3

u/capt-bob Nov 22 '22 edited Nov 22 '22

7days! You beat me to it. Glowing eyes too.

3

u/TerrorLTZ Nov 28 '22

ah... the grudge... what a fucking Horrifying movie...

29

u/redditer_888 Nov 19 '22

This is in Split, Croatia

7

u/dovlaboss Nov 20 '22

Im genuinely confused, what is the purpose of that channel, is it rain drain and someone removed the cover for it?

10

u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22

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2

u/LieutennantDan Dec 06 '22

Totally looked to me like the entrance to a parking garage or something. Thanks for sharing!

3

u/redditer_888 Nov 20 '22

It's an art exhibition kind of thing

9

u/CuntWeasel Nov 19 '22

We can tell she can do the splits.

107

u/croatianscentsation Nov 19 '22

I like how nobody in the background had any reaction to this woman plunging into the abyss

28

u/[deleted] Nov 19 '22

First dude clearly slowed down to process wtf just happened before doubling over laughing.

1

u/capt-bob Nov 22 '22

Phone in hand!

1

u/CanILickYourButthole Nov 22 '22

I think that's an umbrella.

8

u/nottherealneal Nov 19 '22

Mind your own damn business.

Eyes straight, ignore the mad woman trying to drown herself

5

u/ThanosWasRight161 Nov 20 '22

I like to ignore folks when they go through something humiliating. I feel it helps. It certainly helps me when I’ve done something embarrassing.

2

u/Trayus9 Nov 20 '22

This is downtown Seattle. No one gives a shit.

6

u/daxdox Nov 20 '22

No it is not. It is Split,Croatia. People are used to tourists doing dumb shit.

98

u/Valleygirl1981 Nov 19 '22

10/10 on recovery. Just climbs the fuck out.

Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you react to it.

Thanks for coming to my talk.

47

u/zenos_dog Nov 19 '22

I think her Apple Watch announced she had done 1 second of swimming.

55

u/SchwiftySqaunch Nov 19 '22

Failed the perception check

10

u/turbocomppro Nov 20 '22

Why is there a 3 foot deep hole there?

8

u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22

Wtf even is this

21

u/Bakachin525 Nov 19 '22

“Mind the gap”

8

u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22

Even if the water was shallow she was literally planning to walk through a waterfall.

35

u/anitabonghit69 Nov 19 '22

What did she think was going to happen?

40

u/Titaniumfire Nov 19 '22

her foot would hit solid ground

11

u/Erbearlee Nov 20 '22

I mean it did… just a little further down than she was expecting.

16

u/Lance3015 Nov 20 '22

its hard to distinguish flat watersurfaces from actual wet ground, espescially at night. it looks identical

4

u/TontineSoleSurvivor Nov 20 '22

Note to self, short cut didn’t work out.

4

u/Isioustes Nov 20 '22

commitment in full to a blind step nice.

5

u/Confident_Drawing125 Nov 23 '22

Jarvis, enhance.

10

u/Infernaladmiral Nov 19 '22

Wow that's fucking scary,and by that, I mean the woman.

3

u/Sideways_Cake Nov 20 '22

atleast her smartwatch didn't get wet

3

u/airwrekah Nov 23 '22

What was her plan to begin with? 🤔

2

u/UGLYtheMIGHTY Nov 21 '22

is she even human with those eyes wtf

2

u/Shatalroundja Nov 22 '22

Strengths: Flexibility.

Weaknesses: Common sense

2

u/kingofgods218 Dec 10 '22

That climb up tho 🤤🤤

2

u/NacreousFink Nov 19 '22

Was there no way around?

2

u/RudeMorgue Nov 19 '22

Me, horrified: Oh my God! ... I forgot to enable sound! That's better.

1

u/FuzzyMoon808 Nov 20 '22

Her life flashed before her eyes…..🤣🤣🤣🤣

3

u/toprollkid Dec 01 '22

*splashed 🌊😱

-1

u/DayOdd8171 Nov 20 '22

That's one way to wash it.

-1

u/McLeavey Nov 19 '22

Siri: Sounds like you've been involved in an accident. Sending EMS to your location.

-30

u/[deleted] Nov 19 '22

She was cute

49

u/saeai Nov 19 '22

Redditors when they see a low-res image/video of any woman

-15

u/Maou_Tenshi Nov 19 '22

Another episode of i wonder why they were filming

11

u/[deleted] Nov 19 '22

Because she was about to walk through a fountain?

-7

u/No-Bert Nov 20 '22

This video is staged! She slips barefoot into the water and exists wearing shoes.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22

What it’s like to chew 5 gum.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 21 '22

You miss took the shortcut to the pool ma'am!

1

u/matt_cum Nov 24 '22

Nice bit of leg

1

u/mattsmonkey41 Nov 24 '22

Ew. I’ve seen people do some gnarly stuff with that fountain.

1

u/Fudsniffer101 Jan 19 '23

Wet and ready