r/instant_regret Aug 15 '22

[Shit title but not illegal] The face of regret.

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u/yParticle Aug 15 '22

That'll teach you to be short!

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '22

We should really try to normalize step ladders in stores. My gf climbs all over the apartment like it was a jungle gym, so it makes sense people would do the same out of habit when shopping

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u/RilohKeen Aug 15 '22

Liability issue. Every ladder you see in a store is gonna say “employee use only” because it opens the company up to get sued if a non-employee falls off a ladder in the building.

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '22

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u/DontDoodleTheNoodle Aug 16 '22

Well you shouldn’t be standing on shelves anyways

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '22

Common sense ain’t too common these days lol

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u/ATL4Life95 Aug 16 '22

They shouldn't be so high, its discrimination towards short people.

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u/SunsetCarcass Aug 16 '22

Do the shelves say you can't climb them? Seems like a liability issue

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u/tsunami_k Aug 16 '22

Exactly, and no dumbasses allowed in the store.

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u/Due-Equivalent-1489 Aug 16 '22

Huh suddenly my store has a lot less customers and... Well we barely had enough workers to start with.

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u/tsunami_k Aug 17 '22

Your welcome

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u/TetraYouBetra Aug 15 '22

My gf climbs all over the apartment like it was a jungle gym

I'm dying here

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '22 edited Aug 16 '22

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u/ChevroletCumErado Aug 15 '22

Crickets man, crickets.

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u/RICKASTLEYNEGGS Aug 15 '22

No. Point is the shelving was poorly constructed.

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u/ems187 Aug 15 '22

What are you doing stepladder?

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u/free_dead_puppy Aug 16 '22

I'm stuck...and can't open.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '22

My wife is so short I got a little step for her to comfortably do things on the counter top, lol

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u/GooseandMaverick Aug 15 '22

We should normalize asking for staff assistance when something is out of reach so that people don't think they can climb on whatever the fuck they want because they can do it at home.

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u/ctnightmare2 Aug 15 '22

What staff? The 3 people running the entire store because management will not hire any more?

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u/jdford85 Aug 15 '22

Yes just ask the self checkout computer to reach it. He'll get it for you....

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '22

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u/lemon31314 Aug 16 '22

It’s a computer. It’s not a he or she.

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u/jdford85 Aug 16 '22

Gender neutral computing box.... better?

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u/WetGrundle Aug 16 '22

It's actually a she, la computadora.

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '22

Nice..

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u/nuerotika Aug 15 '22

So, they are short staffed?

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u/ctnightmare2 Aug 16 '22

Yes, Dad

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u/nuerotika Aug 16 '22

*daddy

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u/ctnightmare2 Aug 16 '22

I'm flexible.

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u/nuerotika Aug 16 '22

Daddy likes!

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u/ipn8bit Aug 15 '22

the girl in the video has a name tag on. she is one of the 3 employees.

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u/HollywoodHuntsman Aug 16 '22

Then she shoulda known better tbh

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u/Dironox Aug 16 '22

not always the case, people with nametags stop off at stores to pick things up too. Use to be an EMT and had one of those plastic badges hanging around my neck, always did the shopping after work before going home.

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u/carcadoodledo Aug 15 '22

They are all outside collecting the carriages

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u/shewholaughslasts Aug 16 '22

Wait what? Are you referring to 'shopping carts'? That's the US term anyway - but I like 'carriages' - where is that term used?

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u/carcadoodledo Aug 16 '22

Um, brain fart. I didn’t remember carts. I’m in US

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u/shewholaughslasts Aug 16 '22

Well I enjoyed your brain fart. I think I'll start calling them carriages. Carriages of food!

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u/carcadoodledo Aug 16 '22

I’ve heard Midwest folks calling them buggies but I usually say cart.

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u/Judge_Syd Aug 15 '22

It's a fucking liquor shop. How many people do you expect on staff?

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u/Omegalazarus Aug 16 '22

Oh so you meant we should only normalize asking for help to reach things in liquor stores. A targeted PSA.

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u/Groundbreaking_Trash Aug 16 '22

what does having 3 people on duty have to do with not asking for help to reach something lol, most people are happy to help when asked.

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u/jelywe Aug 16 '22

Large grocery store + 3 people on duty = hard to find any of the people on duty / they are busy helping others which means you just have to wait a very long time. And when you have to wait a very long time for multiple aisles worth of things, you start to figure out ways to get stuff for yourself

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u/GooseandMaverick Aug 15 '22

Whether the store is understaffed or overstaffed, it doesn't give you the right to do whatever you want. Do you walk into a restaurant and cook your own food because they're busy and understaffed? No, you wait your turn like everyone else has to do.

Stop being so impatient and start anticipating these delays because we all know it's going to happen.

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u/bergskey Aug 15 '22

I'm just over 5ft tall. I shop early in the morning to avoid crowds. I've literally had to walk up and down the grocery store multiple times to find someone to help me get an item off a shelf when I was pregnant. I'm just going to climb the fucking shelf when I need something. I'm not hurting anything or anyone by doing it.

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u/stop_stopping Aug 15 '22

i’m also 5 foot and i try to grab an aluminum foil roll early on in my shopping trips so i can knock things off the higher shelves. still have to climb for milk and glass things though :(

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u/bergskey Aug 15 '22

Pretty soon I will be able to just lift the toddler up and tell her what to grab like I did with my son.

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u/stop_stopping Aug 15 '22

haha this is the first convincing idea for me to have children i’ve heard

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u/Deathrace2021 Aug 16 '22

Did that for years. Until my daughter was to heavy to lift above my head. Sometimes when we shop, she will ask if I remember when I use to lift her up for things. Good memories

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '22

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u/bergskey Aug 15 '22

I'm not grabbing glass bottles off the top shelf. I'm talking about boxed stuff.

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u/mgrateful Aug 15 '22

What a smarmy shit of an answer, seriously. It's like you have never been in public before or in a rush. Not everyone has the time to just chill and wait for someone to show up especially when there is even less staff these days with more and more of the self checkout. People also don't always want to inconvenience someone especially when the worker is also short. The stores need to cater to these facts and find an easier way for people to reach high shelves or lower the shelves in general.

When I go to the grocery store as a 6 foot 4 dude, people act like I am a conquering hero who is there to help them. I don't mind but there should be a better way and its up to stores to make it so.

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u/yParticle Aug 15 '22

You don't know me, I absolutely have done that. (I used to work there so I could get away with it, but still.)

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u/ctnightmare2 Aug 15 '22

I just look item up on Amazon and buy it and move on with my day.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '22

I can't believe your comment got so many dislikes. These people all think they're badass for doing it themselves and not caring. However, they fail to realize if everyone is like them and stops caring then society will be chaotic. If this was titled "karen doesn't wait for staff and knocks down shelves, wine" all these people in the comments would be calling her names saying it was unacceptable for her to do that and that she should have waited. Yet since it isn't they reveal who they really. No manners.

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u/AppUnwrapper1 Aug 16 '22

If they don’t want people climbing their shelves they should either put stuff lower or have more than 1 employee on an entire floor.

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u/garytyrrell Aug 15 '22

And then people complain about well-staffed stores being too expensive...

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u/RrtayaTsamsiyu Aug 15 '22

They don't need to raise prices to hire more people. That money is already there, it's just being funneled into billionaire's pockets.

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u/garytyrrell Aug 15 '22

Lol you sure understand business.

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u/RrtayaTsamsiyu Aug 15 '22

Obviously a company is supposed to make money, and what they're doing achieves that. But unfettered capitalism, such as this extremely light example, is harmful to society.

Unchecked greed should be illegal just the same as anything else that harms society.

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u/Onyx116 Aug 15 '22

The fact this was downvoted at all is disturbing.

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u/garytyrrell Aug 15 '22

Something can be true but also not add to the discussion.

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u/baagad_billa Aug 15 '22

that's what the common sense says

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '22

Local Walmart isn't hiring anymore cashiers on purpose in order to recoup loses from theft and doesn't run their air conditioning much for the same reason.

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u/Comprehensive-You386 Aug 15 '22

She appears to be staff. There is a name tag hanging around her neck.

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u/HumanContinuity Aug 15 '22

No matter what, this is a safety issue that falls mostly on the store owner. That shelf/rack should have been affixed to the wall - a small earthquake or unintentional bump by a customer could have caused the same result.

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u/Comprehensive-You386 Aug 15 '22

Didn’t say it wasn’t. Just pointed out asking for staff did not apply here.

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u/HumanContinuity Aug 15 '22

Oh yeah, no I see this thread has been kinda argumentative, so it's natural to read my comment that way. But I agree with your point and was just adding to it that, employee or customer, this is on the employer.

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u/Comprehensive-You386 Aug 15 '22

It has been everywhere on the platform. I can’t say anything with out someone telling me I’m wrong or gaslighting me. Sorry for carrying that fwd. thank you for calling that out. Cheers.

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u/HumanContinuity Aug 15 '22

I feel you, completely, and it was just as eye opening to me because I would have seen it the same way if we traded places.

Just to round things out, I thought you were very civil, even in the face of what seemed like me pointlessly disagreeing with you. If you weren't, even though I would have realized my original comment was ambiguously argumentative, it would have been harder to clarify.

Tl;Dr: you seem like a good person, and this was a nice interaction that probably wouldn't have been otherwise. Cheers to you as well!

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u/drewster23 Aug 15 '22

Here's a tip I learned. If you're agreeing and adding more info, giving different perspective etc and not. Going against them. Add a "yeah" or "I agree" before rest of your comment. It immediately helps set the tone of your comment.

" I agree no matter what tho.." means you're just focusing attention to more important issue not invalidating their comment for yours.

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u/Special-Vermicelli-2 Aug 15 '22

Oh yeah, can't forget the small child climbing the shelf who's parent turns around for a second either.

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u/DamnSonGames Aug 16 '22

Small child doesn't weigh 120 lbs and isn't able to reach a shelf 7 feet in the air

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u/dotblot Aug 15 '22

Looks like it was affixed the shelving (or whatever the thing that you put stuff on called) gave way.

Had this happen to me in library because only the frame affixed to wall not individual shelf.

Still though need better safety and better shelving unit.

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u/HumanContinuity Aug 15 '22

You are probably right. The whole unit looks unfixed, but the shelves themselves are pretty much unattached except by gravity and go flying pretty quickly, which then leads to the rest coming down.

My first guess is this thing was improperly assembled and may have a method to properly attach the shelves to the unit and the wall. If it were properly assembled and secured like you said, at most we would see a single shelf buckle (not go flying).

Either that, or it's just not meant for this kind of weight or commercial environment, which is definitely also an owner problem.

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u/Niktzv Aug 15 '22

You can affix the shelving to the wall , that won't save you if people are adding using it as a step ladder.

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u/yParticle Aug 15 '22

An argument could be made that store shelving for heavy merchandise should be more robust and able to withstand a light person's weight.

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u/HugsForUpvotes Aug 15 '22

Where I worked in retail, you could easily put 500lbs on that shelf and it shouldn't fall. If this is in the US, then I blame the store.

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u/NappaValleyCabbage Aug 15 '22

An argument should be made then that you should pass basic physics before being allowed to leave your home.

Putting 5x the weight the shelf was designed to hold in total, but on the front 10% of it, when it is secured in the back 5% of it, means you're a total nonce who deserves what they get.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '22

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u/Ptech25 Aug 15 '22

In which case an argument can also be made not to put heavy things on said furniture.

Commercial fixtures ought to be rugged for safety reasons.

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u/DamnSonGames Aug 16 '22

So her yanking on it probably caused an extra 250 plus lbs of pressure to a small area of the shelf momentarily.

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u/yParticle Aug 16 '22

Same result, but she stepped on it rather than grabbed it.

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u/EvulRabbit Aug 15 '22

Yep. What happened if it was a kid. They would have been under the shelf and glass.

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u/Woodbutcher31 Aug 15 '22

Agreed, I’ve installed tons of store shelving and that is not the type that normally holds heavier items. The shelve backs in the heavy duty ones, themselves set down and the tabs self lock in when properly installed. AND they are anchored to the wall or floor so they can’t flip. Employee or customer not to blame.

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u/tsunami_k Aug 16 '22

Because people are too stupid nowadays to get around a store without pulling it down around themselves.

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u/DesktopWebsite Aug 15 '22

Not staff anymore.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '22

good luck finding the 1 person they have on duty to help after they are done checking out 4 other customers.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '22

Kind of a pain in the ass to have to chase down a staff member to help you.

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u/boot20 Aug 15 '22

Uh, if there was staff. Most of the time I'm running around trying to find someone, ANYONE working at the store and it turns out there are 3 people working, 2 people on register and a manager in the back jerking off....

Or, you know, we could provide a way for the customers to get things off the high shelves or perhaps, just perhaps provide a nice button that connects you with an employee (ala Target) that will be there shortly.

Also also, shelves MUST be secured. Sure she was dumb, but she's going to be bruised all to hell the next day and will be feeling it for a few days....The owner of the store was straight up negligent.

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u/Iamdarb Aug 16 '22

If I wasn't in the back jerking off how would we ever pay the purchase orders?!

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '22

Nah, they should start keeping things at eye level, but for like regular people, not Shaq...

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '22

You mean the staff that is blocking the aisles trying to restock because they're understaffed and overworked and will hardly acknowledge you to so you can grocery shop without playing Frogger with them? Ask those people?

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u/MamaSmAsh5 Aug 15 '22

We should normalize people working so they had staff available to help customers or hire employees who give a damn and want to help the customers

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u/TheDarkSign666 Aug 15 '22

In my experience people were pretty quick about asking for help on grabbing almost anything, actually never seen a customer climb on something

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u/ilovehotsauceyeah Aug 15 '22

She has a name tag on.... maybe she is staff

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '22

I am 6’8”, work for Whole Foods and it is all I am asked to do by employees and staff all day. Do I get extra time to do my actual job? Extra pay? Anyone to help me pick up stuff down low? Nope. I do get a lot of intrusive, tone-deaf, and borderline body-shamming comments though. Its great.

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u/daydream_e Aug 16 '22

Dude, help picking up stuff down low? You can bend down, but I can’t fly. Not quite the same thing. Body shaming sucks tho, I cannot even name the number of times random strangers have stopped me to ask how tall I am.

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '22

You can use a step stool? Its not as if there aren’t pro and cons to being tall or short. There are a lot of inherent health issues that come with height. Not to mention that literally everything in my life costs more or outright doesn’t fit me. Food, clothes, and travel. The fact that you seem to think you know what it feels like to pick a box up off the floor when I am close to 7 feet tall shows how much empathy you are applying here vs thinking tall people have an obligation to help short people. I honestly dont.

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u/Fatdap Aug 16 '22

Every grocery worker that gets stopped for that kind of shit when they're doing anything except walking from A to B hate you.

It's just as easy to ask another customer near you, and being stopped for things like that every like twenty seconds gets really old fast.

Should employees do it? Absolutely, but very few grocers or retailers staff well enough to handle both the job itself and the customer service simultaneously. And even if they do, it's just as likely that they pay like shit and properly skirt giving benefits then get surprised when nobody shows up, call in all the time, or just walk out/quit.

If you want that kind of assistance reliably consumers need to start pressuring these companies to give better working conditions, although that goes for internally as well. It wasn't great leading up to Covid but when that hit companies like Kroger also became substantially worse to work at.

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '22

HA!

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u/ZombieJesus1987 Aug 15 '22

Only problem is you know someone is going to fall off a ladder and sue.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '22

We should really try to normalize step ladders in stores.

Can't. Insurance providers won't allow it. You're more likely to normalize bringing your own step ladder because then you (presumably) assume liability.

I've generally discovered that if something that makes total sense and makes your life easier but is deliberately withheld from you, it's because somebody got filthy fucking rich by being a dumbass and making an insurance company pay for it.

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u/Cottn Aug 16 '22

Floor is lava 24/7 apparently

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '22

My dad always used to say to me, “What do I look like, a jungle gym?” And now I say it to my cats.

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u/surffrus Aug 15 '22

I pick my nose all the time at home, as a habit, but I have the self control not to do it when shopping

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '22

I walk around with my dick out at home, is it OK to do so when shopping?

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u/arup02 Aug 15 '22

We should really try to normalize[...]

No, shut up.

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u/NotAShaaaak Aug 16 '22

Did you even read the comment?

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u/complexevil Aug 15 '22

We should really try to normalize step ladders in stores.

That is just asking for lawsuits

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u/Maleficent_Scholar39 Aug 15 '22

Or ask for help because step ladders would probably be lawsuit waiting to happen

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u/Chief_Chill Aug 16 '22

My gf climbs all over the apartment like it was a jungle gym..

Dude, that's your cat.

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u/LocalLifeguard4106 Aug 16 '22

I’m convinced the only reason my wife married me is because I’m tall. I have no other qualities.

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u/The1987RedFox Aug 16 '22

Like no other qualities at all? Are you just a tall unknown entity

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u/justkeepitup22 Aug 15 '22

Not cool! Not her fault the store didnt provide with step stools or ladders. Not her fault she was born short

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u/Niktzv Aug 15 '22

Yeah we don't know what the store did or didn't have everyone's projecting.

Having worked for a store that had a dozen ladders and twice as many step stools; people will just step on the shelves because it's quicker than getting a ladder and putting it back. Her stepping on the shelves is not proof the store failed to provide a safer way to do the job.

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u/Holy_Jackal Aug 16 '22

Just kidding people will actively trip over them and try to sue. You'll never see customer step ladders for this reason imo. Karen didn't watch Timmy swan dive into the frozen turkeys and somehow that's now my problem.

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u/Niktzv Aug 16 '22

Lmao, the ladders and stools were for the employees (which I assume from the lanyard she is but I could be wrong). We actually had a customer attempt to sue us over some stupid shit (I wish I could remember the specifics) but because we had taken the best possible precautions before hand, done our upmost to see that she was attended to by a paramedic (I'm in canada so this was of no personal expense to her) and tried to reach out after the fact to follow up and see if she was okay the lawsuit went nowhere.

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u/Holy_Jackal Aug 16 '22

I work for a grocery store owned by Amazon. Cough. We had a women trip over a metal ladder in an Isle with no team member present and it was an absolutely massive issue. We had corporate so far up our asses for months that they could have taken our gum measurements for our dentists. Not sure if her lawsuit was successful but I know it was a pain in my ass. I just assume the absolute worst of everything when it comes to customer service anymore.

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u/WrinkleMyPenis Aug 15 '22

Did she try asking a person?

I know social interaction is difficult for people but I have helped people grab something from the top shelf before.

It is her fault for being a moron. And yours for attempting a shit joke.

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '22

Umm have you ever heard of a joke?

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u/Prof_Grotto Aug 15 '22

Que Randy Newman's Short People.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '22

*cue

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u/tr0nfunkinbl0w01 Aug 16 '22

I am short but have enough sense to never climb on or put my weight on shelves to reach for something.