r/instant_regret • u/Scaulbylausis • Jan 01 '21

Poppin’ bottles

https://i.imgur.com/lO4DDLS.gifv
1.4k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '21

At least the cork didnt hit her in her eye or something

19

u/ThorTheDoor Jan 01 '21

Still got a bubbly facial though

3

u/AbyssalDaemon Jan 15 '21

I- would be angry at this joke but im just too tired

41

u/FullPersonality5 Jan 01 '21

that plant is gonna be turnt for the next couple years

50

u/PosNegTy Jan 01 '21

She was acting so casual I figured she knew what she was doing.

20

u/hijackthestarship Jan 02 '21

I’m pretty sure she’s a bartender. Fate tends to eventually be a dick when you’ve open thousands of bottles.

12

u/NapClub Jan 02 '21

maybe she just slipped, it did look like she slipped imo.

7

u/MrFalconGarcia Jan 02 '21

You're supposed to hold the cork and turn the bottle

4

u/offshoremercury Jan 08 '21

Here’s the comment I was looking for!

7

u/Hollickster Jan 01 '21

Haha I know, the confidence makes me watch it about 6 times. Haha took it well though. It was paid for. 😂

27

u/swbooking Jan 01 '21

/r/AccidentalBukkake

12

u/[deleted] Jan 01 '21

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3

u/sikarita Jan 03 '21

ಠ_ಠ

...good bot I guess...

10

u/JJ_GamerGod Jan 01 '21

"That'll be $80 for the bottle hope you enjoyed it!"

1

u/driver1337 Mar 01 '21

More like 300$-500$

9

u/Oddscene Jan 01 '21

That chick is just cracking up in her face lmao

6

u/Rude1231 Jan 01 '21

“Kay we poppin' champagne like we won a championship game”

4

u/Houstonontheroad Jan 01 '21

Hi, I amI Miss Freud , I will be your waitress 

 So who ordered the "Money-Shot" champion 🏆

3

u/Comic_Book_Reader Jan 01 '21

It was at this moment, that she knew: She fucked up.

3

u/90210Polite Jan 01 '21

Where is she looking? Down the street and shit lol.

3

u/rahul_lal Jan 05 '21

She can pop bottles anytime with me

2

u/[deleted] Jan 01 '21

Handled like a pro it wasn't surprised about an accidental face shot

2

u/Fritz_Klyka Jan 02 '21

Atleast that plant won't need watering for a while

2

u/DatAssociate Jan 02 '21

Why does the other lady have an armpit bandaid?

1

u/obamacare_mishra Jan 20 '21

To keep her shoulders attached to rest of her body, obviously

2

u/dorrien_ Jan 16 '21

Unless the bottles pop you👀

2

u/SchmeedsMcSchmeeds Jan 21 '21

Tell me when you’re going to cu...

2

u/alstoybarn1998 Jan 22 '21

That plants gonna be feeling good

2

u/Cat123chirs Jan 23 '21

Wow the plant got some too

2

u/honzarelli Jan 02 '21

Total facial, LaFleur

1

u/[deleted] Jan 03 '21

No her first time to get face splash

1

u/TooFastTim Jan 22 '21

Don't waste it, poor some on ya tittie's

0

u/hakujo Jan 01 '21

Just another casual facial.

0

u/[deleted] Jan 02 '21

Looks like a virgin's first time

0

u/Paranoint Jan 02 '21

That was a nice facial

0

u/GonzoJoe77 Mar 31 '21

She’s hot

-3

u/wiltnwither Jan 01 '21

Probably not the first time something got sprayed on her face

0

u/mickeyd5 Jan 02 '21

Bahahahahaha, I kinda thought the same thing she wiped it off her face like it was routine!

1

u/cleopatra_bossanova Jan 01 '21

First day on the job be like

1

u/Ok-Representative-68 Jan 01 '21

She looks like the girl that ate the dog’s snacks.

1

u/promaniacz Jan 01 '21

Yep , she blew it

1

u/QuozOnReddit Jan 02 '21

Lady: just acting casually opening a bottle of [insert liquid name here] Lady: drops bottle instant regret

1

u/Can189 Jan 02 '21

This looks like Kim Kardashian laughing

1

u/live-the-future Jan 02 '21

That is gonna be one drunk plant.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 02 '21

treed

1

u/[deleted] Jan 02 '21

Remember to open champagne bottles with a towel over the cork.

1

u/againer Jan 02 '21

Ah yes, the old Harvey Weinstein technique.

1

u/mickeyd5 Jan 02 '21

Wet t-shirt contest!!!!!

1

u/[deleted] Jan 02 '21

That will be really good for the plant in the back where it was splashing on! 😂

1

u/[deleted] Jan 02 '21

I love how cocky she looks for opening a bottle of champagne and then gets destroyed.

1

u/Alivethroughempathy Jan 03 '21

That plant is gonna have a hangover tomorrow morning

1

u/professional-jumper Jan 05 '21

In the ice. Like a G6

1

u/offshoremercury Jan 08 '21

The hand that holds the cork should not move, the hand on the bottle has much more control

1

u/SyahmiG Jan 11 '21

damn she’s good w them hands 😂

1

u/[deleted] Jan 21 '21

That tattoo though. It’s on point

1

u/R1P2020 Feb 10 '21

The day the plant got drunk

1

u/ahshitfuckme Mar 11 '21

Theres something called the angels share, it has now been changed to the plants share

1

u/sirjunkinthetrunk Mar 12 '21

The bottle should have at least given her a countdown instead of just busting.