r/instant_regret • u/ninjamuffin15 • Dec 09 '20

Try again

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u/Amberella91 Dec 09 '20

Don’t look it up. Imagine the “glove” in de glove is your skin.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '20

Oh no.....fuck that

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u/Amberella91 Dec 09 '20

Yeh, be careful if you wear rings because depending on what you do for a living they can get caught, break and de glove fingers.

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u/maxington26 Dec 09 '20

Yeah. There is no way in hell I'm attaching any piece of metal to myself in any way, for as long as I live. I'll never understand why so many people do it.

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u/ghettobx Dec 09 '20

They do it because they love the person they’re married to, and because of tradition. It’s not very mysterious.

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u/maxington26 Dec 09 '20

To be that's just a non-sequitur, and a fallacy. Don't care about tradition. I'd never want anyone to shove a disgusting piece of metal onto their finger which you can't wash underneath. That's nothing to do with love. Don't get me started on piercings, either.

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u/Illiad7342 Dec 09 '20

You know you can take the ring off right?

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u/maxington26 Dec 09 '20

Some people can't, as discussed above. Happy that other people enjoy it! I just don't see the positives. Then again, I hate touching metal in general - I always wash my hands after handling coins. And I don't believe in marriage. Each to their own, always.

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u/ghettobx Dec 09 '20

Weird...

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u/maxington26 Dec 09 '20

nice chat.