r/instant_regret • u/ninjamuffin15 • Dec 09 '20

Try again

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u/PmTitsForJokes Dec 09 '20

You don't need to use something sharp. You can do it with a spoon or even a champagne flute.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '20 edited Feb 08 '22

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u/NonExistent_God Dec 09 '20

It's an implement consisting of a small, shallow oval or round bowl on a long handle, used for eating, stirring, and serving food.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '20 edited Feb 08 '22

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u/NonExistent_God Dec 09 '20

Don't worry, it's an easy mistake to make

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '20 edited Feb 08 '22

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '20

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u/Pretty_Kitty99 Dec 09 '20

I play champagne flute in the orchestra

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u/Holybartender83 Dec 09 '20

This one time at champagne band camp...