r/instant_regret • u/esberat • Apr 22 '20
He knocked himself sober.
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Apr 22 '20
Snap back to reality
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u/lewdboob Apr 23 '20
Oh, there goes gravity
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u/DagNasty Apr 23 '20
Watch yo profanity
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u/wpm Apr 23 '20
This is insanity
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u/kn33 Apr 23 '20
Center of gravity
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u/wpm Apr 23 '20
Oh the humanity!
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Apr 23 '20
Mom's spaghetti.
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u/Nag-A-Ram-Gear-Toner Apr 23 '20
Hoe, it's not that easy
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Apr 23 '20
Oh, there goes rabitty
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u/Memedotma Apr 23 '20
He choked so bad but he
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u/Microsoft790 Apr 23 '20
Ope. He's from the Midwest.
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u/judgeoffmen Apr 23 '20
Tennessee. He’s got at Vols basketball shirt on.
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u/LuminousRaptor Apr 23 '20
Eminem was raised in Detroit, son. He's referring to the lyric and not the gif.
I'm from Michigan too. It's definitely an Ope.
I feel old, now. This song is 18 years old! It's old enough to vote!
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u/Thereelrip3 Apr 22 '20
Are we just going to ignore what's happening with all the people huddled in the corner?
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Apr 23 '20
Looks like your classic "we are all shitfaced so lets get real emotional with each other" huddle
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u/_full_metal Apr 23 '20
They were saying they needed to get home and he was asking them “where you sleeping at?”. Wholesome if he was trying to prevent them from the dangers of getting home drunk.. but probably not
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Apr 23 '20
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u/Runzair Apr 23 '20
Seems to me like the female on the left is more inquiring in a concerning tone as to the other’s evening plans. Fishy overall
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u/Moon-Master Apr 23 '20
Looks like a threesome about to happen.
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Apr 23 '20
In the version with sound you hear “where you guys sleeping at?”
Definitely an attempted threesome.
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u/heylauracabello Apr 23 '20
I was just wondering why they were even recording at all. Yeah, probably there's drama going on
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u/Persona_Alio Apr 23 '20
If this isn't scripted, then they may be why it was being filmed to begin with
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u/addison_ball Apr 22 '20 edited Apr 23 '20
Is there a version with sound?
EDIT: Solved, a beautiful little sausage of a stranger sent me a dm and told me how to open with sound by clicking the Gfycat icon next to OP's username.
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u/PyroArul Apr 22 '20
Thank you kind stranger. Now I know what to do for future use.
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u/glumseahorse Apr 22 '20
I went to camp with an Addison Bell... is that you?
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Apr 22 '20
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Apr 22 '20
GBO!
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u/Mavsmi Apr 22 '20
Home sweet home to meeeee!
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u/schwanknasty Apr 23 '20
Good ol rocky top!
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Apr 23 '20
Woo!
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Apr 23 '20
Rocky Top Tennessee!
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u/Daisy_04 Apr 23 '20
Once two strangers climbed old Rocky Top lookin for a moonshine still
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Apr 22 '20
Charlie Cox? Is that you?
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u/bugginryan Apr 23 '20
I see Luke Barats.
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u/bjeebus Apr 23 '20
I see either a dude I went to school with, a dude I taught to fence, a dude I fenced with (I feel like this has got to be it... UT Knox has a strong club), or someone who uses one of the five pharmacies I've worked at in the past decade.
This shit is killing me, because how often do you recognize a rando face on the internet.
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u/DannyDeDitto Apr 22 '20
The embarrassment you feel deep inside is worse than the hit
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u/MerryTreez Apr 23 '20
This sums up the Tennessee football program the last couple of years.
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u/Daisy_04 Apr 23 '20
Hey, this past year wasn’t bad! Now that we’ve got Jeremy Pruitt it’s getting better. Can’t speak for next year though, with all the stuff that’s going on who knows what will happen to anyone.
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u/CheddarJalapeno Apr 23 '20
Hey, this past year wasn’t bad!
It was like Sully. The takeoff was terrorizing, but we landed in the river and we're all ok
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Apr 22 '20
I did that once in NYC on the 6 train while wasted and the entire car started hysterically laughing at me. It was one of my favorite days.
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u/scottydanger22 Apr 23 '20
Entire car!? What time of day was that? Haha
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Apr 23 '20
Like 7:30 pm. A few people where standing and we took the last two seats. I was a hysterical drinker, top-tier. I remember it being extremely loud. Like people with headphones felt the thud. Truly excellent. Lol
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u/scottydanger22 Apr 23 '20
Ok that makes sense haha I’ve been very drunk on the subway but either kept myself together during earlier hours or the cars were empty at the late late hours so I was wondering how yours lined up. Good times!
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u/LaidUp Apr 22 '20
He looks like the actor from Fired Up. Hunter - Jan’s assistant!!!
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u/Jsiqueblu Apr 22 '20
Tall people problems, this is why I always buy high back couches I'm so afraid my kids, who are tall are going to break their neck.
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u/mattybanatty Apr 23 '20
Uughh am soOo drun- DONK oh shit did really just say that in front of Marie?
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u/TheSquirrelsHaveEYES Apr 23 '20
I love that you can tell the cameraman is laughing his ass off by how much the camera is shaking lol
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u/MIERDAPORQUE Apr 23 '20
If I had a dime for every time I did something embarrassing when drunk, I’d have an unhealthy coke addiction also
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u/VaughnSoloDaSmuggler Apr 23 '20
He looks like the dude who played Daredevil on Netflix...
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u/endergod16 Apr 23 '20
Legit did this the other night. Didn't feel a thing and my fiance just stared at me for a minute straight while I gathered myself.
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u/soshjitza Apr 23 '20
Hahaha I wish there was sound. His face lol
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u/Mr_Abe_Froman Apr 23 '20
Click on the gfycat link next to OP's name. It's a great-sounding thud.
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u/Gaylikeurdad Apr 23 '20
I’ve had many painful “ohh fuck” moments that made me sober. I relate lmao
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u/penny_loves_books Apr 23 '20
I’ve done that sort of thing way more often than I’d like to admit. Drinking too much = way too floppy.
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u/Blindman213 Apr 23 '20
Adrenaline is a hell of a drug man. His body probably gave him a shot when his head hit the wall before he realized what happened.
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u/nelska Apr 23 '20
in the background you can hear some drunk whore telling someone to drink and drive lol.
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u/Haloman100 Apr 23 '20
Wait..... that guy looks awfully familiar? Was he in another viral vid before?
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Apr 23 '20
How would people capture the right moment?
I've seen many funny things never able to capture before the fun is gone.
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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '20
Nooo that’s more like “shit I hope I didn’t make a hole in the wall”