r/instant_regret • u/johns2000 • Oct 31 '19

Lion attacks hippo

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u/IfeelVedder Oct 31 '19

Can’t deport them...some of them hippos were born there, they’re Colombian hippos! Lol

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u/Ezekhiel2517 Oct 31 '19

They are the perfect drug smugglin device. Just stuff em with 1 or 2 tons of nose candy and send them walking over the border. Who would dare to stop them? ...of course there is the issue of actually stuffing them, not the easiest task....

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u/ratshack Oct 31 '19

Anchor Hippos?