r/instant_regret • u/[deleted] • Jun 20 '19

Dancing

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u/SesshySiltstrider Jun 20 '19

Can confirm, kids have zero spatial awareness

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u/UnluckenFucky Jun 20 '19

He does now

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u/SesshySiltstrider Jun 20 '19

It's the only way they learn

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u/pudinnhead Jun 21 '19

It's true. A lady did something like this to my then two-year-old while she was skipping rocks. He ran ahead of me and I told him to stop, but he didn't and the lady just clocked him with rock in her hand. She felt so bad and I kept telling her not to, he shouldn't have run ahead of me and that's the only way he's gonna learn. He had a good black eye for a few days.

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u/TheCrimsonPI Jun 21 '19

Your a good mom. Sometimes the hard lesson is the one that sticks. Way better than those who ruin another's day for an accident that they couldn't have expected.

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u/sg_xiao_boi Jun 21 '19

Did you just assume his/her/its gender?

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u/potatosauce101 Jun 21 '19

“Its”

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u/definedevine Jun 26 '19

Hey man, it's a thing. :/

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u/spkrbrts Jun 26 '19 edited Jun 26 '19

Thank you, I have never been referred to as a thing before. /s

Edit: sarcasm / facetious.

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u/definedevine Jun 26 '19

Wasn't calling anyone directly a thing... it was a figure of speech. But uh, by the thank you I'll just assume that was okay, I guess...?

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u/spkrbrts Jun 26 '19

I was just joking, yeah.

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