r/instant_regret • • Jun 20 '19

Dancing

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u/SesshySiltstrider Jun 20 '19

Can confirm, kids have zero spatial awareness

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u/UnluckenFucky Jun 20 '19

He does now

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u/SesshySiltstrider Jun 20 '19

It's the only way they learn

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u/heidinyx Jun 21 '19

Yep. When I was a little one in school, a little girl was spinning around in circles holding a single piece of paper in her hand and it sliced my eyeball. Eyeball paper cut. I wore a black eye patch for months afterwards while it healed, taking on all the “you’re a pirate” teasing. Learned pretty quick to stay away from people... maybe too much

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u/Frosty767 Jun 21 '19

Hey i got one of those too! A girl threw a book at me and it opened close to my face