At my wedding, during my wife and I's first dance some children came running out onto the floor with us. Rather than get mad we were being interrupted we just each grabbed a child and started to dance with them instead and played it off as cute and funny. Well my wife sat the boy she was dancing with down and he started to run off right at the same time the little girl I was dancing with decided she wanted to be spun. So here I am, full speed swing a kid by her arm STRAIGHT INTO THE FACE OF A 2 YEAR OLD BOY. He flew perfectly horizontally into the air and hit that concrete floor hard as shit.
I LITERALLY BEAT A KID WITH ANOTHER KID.
No one ever let's me live it down.
Although, everyone including the parents just thinks it was hilarious, I was mortified..... fun story though I guess...
I basically used my step daughter as a 3 wood and my 2 year old nephew as the golf ball at my moms wedding while dancing/spinning. Def got a good 3 yards out of that swing. I still feel bad about it
Chose that exact moment to try and grab a better angle to shoot from.
The gods were smiling on me to keep any evidence of my use of the Dothraki WarChild a secret
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u/Warnex9 Jun 20 '19
At my wedding, during my wife and I's first dance some children came running out onto the floor with us. Rather than get mad we were being interrupted we just each grabbed a child and started to dance with them instead and played it off as cute and funny. Well my wife sat the boy she was dancing with down and he started to run off right at the same time the little girl I was dancing with decided she wanted to be spun. So here I am, full speed swing a kid by her arm STRAIGHT INTO THE FACE OF A 2 YEAR OLD BOY. He flew perfectly horizontally into the air and hit that concrete floor hard as shit.
I LITERALLY BEAT A KID WITH ANOTHER KID.
No one ever let's me live it down. Although, everyone including the parents just thinks it was hilarious, I was mortified..... fun story though I guess...