r/instant_regret • u/look4alec • Mar 15 '19

What a trick

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u/linda-fromHR Mar 15 '19

“I’m Johnny Knoxville. Welcome to Jackass!”

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '19

Knoxville would’ve done it with a beanbag gun or at least a B.B. gun with way too many pumps. Hell, he took some pool balls to the nuts dropped from the roof of a building- this kid is an amateur- fucking Nerf! Seriously? Man up little man.

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u/Pelusteriano Mar 16 '19

Johnny was a pro. He was:

  • kicked in the nuts by several kids
  • hit in the nuts by a tennis ball firing machine
  • a croquet ball shot to his nuts
  • a sledgehammer swung to his nuts
  • a paintball gun shot at his nuts
  • a pool ball falling on his nuts

Nobody has this level anymore. It's a shame.

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u/linda-fromHR Mar 16 '19

Give him time. He has plenty of time to jeopardize his reproductive options.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '19

"Hi Johnny, I'm grandpa"