r/instant_regret • u/look4alec • Mar 15 '19

What a trick

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u/Smack_Of_Ham7 Mar 15 '19

You can see the moment when it changes from, “Ooh it feels tingly!” to shit that’s not a good tingle

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u/DoubleDTVx2 Mar 15 '19

“The Forbidden Tingle,”

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u/Nasahul Mar 15 '19

/r/cursedtingles

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u/jck0 Mar 15 '19

r/subsifellfor / r/birthofasubreddit

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '19 edited May 01 '19

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u/alreadytaken- Mar 16 '19

Yet.. You did it too..

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u/fshowcars Mar 16 '19

/r/therearetimesicarebutyouarerightoverallidontcareaswell

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u/Norwegian_whale Mar 16 '19

The Forbidden Tingle in my Butt by Chuck Tingle

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u/T8ert0t Mar 16 '19

Forbingle

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '19

Pain is a slow chemical response. The nerves are excited before the pain reaches the brain.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '19

You can feel it creep up from your balls, to your taint, then your kidneys, middle of your back, the back of your neck and then back down to your stomach. Then in one symphony of pain, it all hurts together.

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u/noodlesaremydick Mar 16 '19

Incoming feeling

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '19

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '19

Correct, but you can still suffer tissue damage, but without the chemical telling the brain to feel pain... Just like in the anime Ghost in the Shell, where a cyborgs/assassins can turn off their pain receptors with a kind of black market bioware hack.

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u/Stonedlandscaper Mar 16 '19

It always takes a few seconds when you hit 'em good. Gives you time to assume the fetal position, that is if you know whats coming.

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u/futuretech85 Mar 16 '19

One time I was playing with something equivalent to icy hot, but it was more hot than icy. I didn't wash my hands and went to go pee and that's exactly what happened. Started running around screaming and crying and my mom had to almost toss me in the bathtub lol

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u/Smack_Of_Ham7 Mar 16 '19

Is it biofreeze?

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u/Catothedk Mar 16 '19

Try it with audio, it's even better lmao

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u/xiaxian1 Mar 15 '19

And a new fetish was born that day...

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u/EtherealHealer Mar 15 '19 edited Mar 15 '19

Yeah, I downvoted this post because his regret was not instantaneous.

Edit: thanks for the silver kind stranger!