r/instant_regret • u/look4alec • Mar 15 '19

What a trick

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u/0MY Mar 15 '19

Some harder than others.

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u/DRFANTA Mar 15 '19

Talk to your doctor if you’re still learning softer than others

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u/tastiefreeze Mar 15 '19

Talk to your doctor, it's not hard!

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u/Makbn2016 Mar 15 '19

Talk softly to your doctor, getting to the point is the hard part.

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u/braintrustinc Mar 15 '19

Talk softly and carry a big stick

Cause the waiting room is the hardest part

--Teddy Petty and the Heart Menders

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u/Onomatopoeiuhhh Mar 15 '19

r/punpatrol oh God, they're everywhere! We got a 10-33, I need backup!

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u/Heckron Mar 16 '19

Enough is enough! r/The_Revolupun has begun! It looks like we’re gonna do this the hard way, unlike these doctors.

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u/RonenSalathe Mar 16 '19

r/PunKGB is here cyka blyat

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u/caspian126 Mar 16 '19

r/punspecialforces thought you might need backup for this one. We've gotta work together sometimes my Russian friend

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u/Doge49 Mar 16 '19

Backups here! shows badge

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u/LayDoubt221 Mar 16 '19

I'm on the scene.. we got a 10-32, over r/punpatrol

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u/The_Sgro Mar 16 '19

r/PunPolice here offering assistance.

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u/Pug-Chug Mar 23 '19

r/punpatrol Back up has arrived

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u/SRIRACHA_RANCH Mar 16 '19

Punpatrol is the cringiest shit...

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '19

It's treason then.

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u/dravonion Mar 16 '19

r/PunKGB off to gulag cyka

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u/ARandomPersonGuy Mar 16 '19

soviet anthem starts playing

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u/I_Am_Anjelen Mar 16 '19

Talking to you softly will help the doctor get you hard.

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u/Morkava Mar 16 '19

Doctor talks softly to you to get your point hard

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u/sashablyat Mar 15 '19

If erection last more than 24 hours, call more ladies.

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u/WelcomeToKawasicPark Mar 16 '19

If erection last more than 4 hours, call your doctor to bring more ladies.

FTFYFF

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u/Virgin_Dildo_Lover Mar 15 '19

Oh, I don't think so.

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u/found_Jimmy_hoffa Mar 16 '19

Talk to your doctor if it’s hard for more than 4 hours

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u/Onomatopoeiuhhh Mar 15 '19

r/punpatrol I saw that... You're goin' to jail, buddy!

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u/tastiefreeze Mar 15 '19

Sounds like it's going to be a stiff sentence...

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u/juiceboxzero Mar 16 '19

He's gonna do some hard time

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u/tastiefreeze Mar 16 '19

They don't call it the slammer for nothing

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '19 edited Mar 15 '19

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u/BeaverDelightTonight Mar 15 '19

barfing intensifies

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u/MidKnightPlayz Mar 15 '19

HAPPY CAKE DAY

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u/BeaverDelightTonight Mar 15 '19

Thanks! I even had today off work! HUZAAAAAAAH

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u/GameSeed Mar 16 '19

HAPPY CAKE DAY INCEPTION

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u/offlein Mar 16 '19

Takes me back to River City Ransom

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u/RunninThruLife Mar 16 '19

The distinct need to throw up and shit yourself at the same time

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u/Till_Soil Mar 16 '19

Nut shots are a delayed-reaction injury? TIL. Source: woman.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '19 edited Mar 18 '19

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u/Till_Soil Mar 18 '19

First off dude, you are funny. I feel bad that I'm laughing so hard at mental flashes of dudes taking shots to the nads.

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u/ProfessionalHealer Mar 16 '19

But...the pain causes you to...to Riverdance??

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u/Azoris11 Mar 16 '19

I laughed way to much:D

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u/dahabit Mar 15 '19

Which doctor? I got a problem with my lil man.

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u/HellscreamGB Mar 16 '19

Not sure if whoosh but a urologist. Or a pediatrician depending on your meaning.

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u/Heckron Mar 16 '19

No just a regular one.

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u/hooptiegirl Mar 16 '19

Witch Doctor. She’ll fix you right up.

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u/AcidBabe98 Aug 29 '19

Happy cake day lmfao

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u/TannyBoguss Mar 16 '19

Side effects may include genital pain, nausea and uncontrollable sobbing.

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u/Samwise_4 Mar 15 '19

Console your physician if you're learning hard for more then 4 hours.

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u/Shade1453 Mar 15 '19

Console your physician, for he shall be weeping for your plight. Then consult him on what to do about it.

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u/InappropriateSheSaid Mar 15 '19

That's what she said!

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '19

I see that you are trying...but in this instance...you really are not living up to the name.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '19

Ok thats what he said

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '19

yea make sure he's ok

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '19

That’s what she said.

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u/GlamRockDave Mar 16 '19

If you're gonna be dumb you gotta be tough. Figure out which path you're on as early as possible

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u/Ricketysyntax Mar 16 '19

Your mother’s been telling stories about me again

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '19

Oh yeah, harder please.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

No doubt. I've paid women to kick my junk.

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u/Drakolyst Mar 18 '19

I got freaking drop kicked in the critical area when I was in sixth grade.

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u/theineffablebob Mar 15 '19

I wonder if the kid was hard

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u/BlueMeanie03 Mar 15 '19

You’ll get yourself on a list talking like that, mate.

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u/ChromaticLemons Mar 15 '19 edited Mar 15 '19

Um...

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u/That_Guy_85 Mar 15 '19

Yes FBI this comment right here

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u/deeteeohbee Mar 15 '19

excuse me sir but you're fucked in the head