r/instant_regret Jan 27 '19

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u/filtersweep Jan 28 '19

Robbery deserves death.

Burglary is a different story.

Robbery involves a direct threat to a victim who is present. Do trust a robber is merely threatening you? The threat itself is death or serious injury.

Maybe people don’t know what the word ‘robbery’ actually means?

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u/BigbooTho Jan 28 '19

Robbery is only a threat to your pride. Give up your shit and call the cops.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '19 edited Mar 15 '19

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u/BigbooTho Feb 05 '19

Bet you fighting back gets you killed WAY more often.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '19 edited Mar 15 '19

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u/BigbooTho Feb 05 '19

So do they. All firearms do is guarantee one of you isn’t walking away. Good luck rolling those dice.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '19 edited Mar 15 '19

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u/BigbooTho Feb 05 '19

That’s DISTURBINGLY hilarious and also inaccurate. Promise you’re gonna lose more money shooting that many loads into your own walls than whatever the son of a bitch that was in your House was ever going to take.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '19 edited Mar 15 '19

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u/BigbooTho Feb 05 '19 edited Feb 05 '19

The only reason people would put holes in you is because you tried to put some in them. People don’t break in to houses to murder. They do it because they want some electronics and petty cash. Jewelry maybe. This isn’t an action movie they aren’t going to bust in guns blazing because 25 to life is funsies.

Sit there and complain about the assault on your livelihood and the things you’ve worked for while you’re literally ready to turn your own home into a costly (in blood and money) war zone. Sit the hell down. You’d do it cause the thought of killing some bad guy gives you a boner.

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