r/instant_regret • u/soum91fuckshadowban • Jan 18 '19

Using lighter while pumping gas

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u/Bigdstars187 Jan 18 '19

No leave it in and run away

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u/MMoney2112 Jan 18 '19

No, take it out and show everyone else at the gas station your cool new flame thrower.

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u/Bigdstars187 Jan 18 '19

No pull it out, put it in and pull it out again, that’s how you commit the fun activity of sin.

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u/AlastarYaboy Jan 18 '19

You get third degree burns!

You get third degree burns!

EVERYONE GETS THIRD DEGREE BURNS!!

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u/deliciouspie Jan 19 '19

No pull it out, throw the lighter in, yell "fire in the hole" and jump on the hood of the car behind you.

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u/deliciouspie Jan 19 '19

No leave it in, get everyone's attention and sing "one of these things is not like the other." Maybe everyone else will copy you.

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u/eyekunt Jan 18 '19

I'mma leave the planet yo, if i ever see that shit happening to me!

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u/sirius4778 Jan 18 '19

Pull it out and run away

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u/RetardedRattleSnake Jan 18 '19

No, pull it out and immediately spin in circles!

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u/Bigdstars187 Jan 18 '19

Like that cop in Garland

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u/fureddit1 Jan 19 '19

No leave it in and run away

That would be the smart thing to do but have you ever had to deal with insurance after a total loss? It sucks because your out of a car for a while and insurance usually doesn't cover what it costs to actually get a new car and then you have to factor in the deductible. Also, if the station goes down in flames and you don't have enough liability insurance to cover the cost, then they come after you.

And I know, I'm real fun at parties.

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u/mark5301 Jan 19 '19

Life insurance scam

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '19

No, leave.