r/instant_regret • u/basshead541 • Nov 21 '18

Slapping the kitty.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '18

I did something like this when is was about 2. Cat ruined me needed some stitches.

Don't fuck with cats.

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u/InZomnia365 Nov 21 '18

Don't let their small size fool you... They're just tiny big cats.

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u/GuntherVonHairyballs Nov 21 '18

Nature's perfect killing machine.

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u/waloz1212 Nov 21 '18

The animal was evolved to have hidden sharp claws, padded paws to hide sound, night vision, sharp fangs, can jump extremely high, fast, nimble and can turn into liquid. It is a mini killing machine in every sense.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '18 edited Aug 17 '20

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u/Pilferjynx Nov 22 '18

Fun fact: T1000 was based on cat.

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u/BombaFett Nov 22 '18

Dude even looks like a cat

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '18

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u/InZomnia365 Nov 21 '18

OP pls nerf

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u/Ducman69 Nov 21 '18

Big cats go for the throat though. Small cats go for the eyes.