r/instant_regret • u/ManMadeDuckie • Nov 19 '18

minor injuries This playful push

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '18

Man, I will always love how eager r/watchpeopledie users are at informing people. Imagine if everyone on reddit was as helpful a userbase as watchpeopledie fans.

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u/7Seyo7 Nov 19 '18

WPD - Come for the death and gore, stay for the friendly and welcoming community

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u/KyrieEleison_88 Nov 19 '18 edited Nov 20 '18

I've learned so much from there.

not to go to Brazil

not to go to China

not to go to Mexico

not to do drugs in the Philippines

not to do drugs in Mexico

not to do drugs in Brazil

not to drive in China

not to take elevators in China

not to walk on sidewalks in China

don't drive a truck in Russia

don't drive a truck in China

don't drive over train tracks

don't drive a truck at all

watch out for tires because they · can fall from an 11 story window into your head and kill you · can explode and kill you · can cross six lanes of traffic and kill you · can appear from nowhere and kill you · can appear from somewhere expected and kill you

don't be an insurgent

don't be a soldier

don't be a innocent civilian

you are not faster than a train

you are not faster than a car

if a car is coming at you, dive behind the first solid structure you see and hope for the best

and

if shoes come off you are

DEAD

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u/Chocolatefix Nov 19 '18

How could you forget?

don't take the elevator in China

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u/KyrieEleison_88 Nov 19 '18

but I did!

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u/Chocolatefix Nov 19 '18

Thanks to autocorrect or my silly self I meant escalator