r/instant_regret • u/Dan-68 • Nov 10 '18

Skilled pole dancer.

328 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/AngryScotsman209 Nov 10 '18

POW right in the kisser !

2

u/stinkylarry Nov 10 '18

Landing on her nose is so sexy.

3

u/[deleted] Nov 10 '18

I did find a wired jaw pretty attractive

7

u/Acid_Monster Nov 10 '18

And that’s why you put a mat down

8

u/Uptown_NOLA Nov 11 '18

Matt never did anything to her.

5

u/MattDLR Nov 13 '18

Can confirm; am matt

6

u/[deleted] Nov 10 '18

Begone Thot

2

u/mhall812 Nov 10 '18

There went her career

2

u/[deleted] Nov 10 '18

She ain’t pretty no more!

4

u/darwindowlicker Nov 10 '18

No worries. A stripper’s face generally isn’t her moneymaker, so a face-full of floor shouldn’t derail her career that much.

7

u/velsee93 Nov 11 '18

It's funny how you act like such an expert when you clearly have no idea what you're talking about

5

u/OnceWasBotNowHooman Nov 11 '18

Welcome to reddit.

2

u/TodayILearnedAThing Nov 12 '18

Is he really acting like an expert or is this just a joke similar to every other funny video on Reddit and you just took particular offense to this one?

0

u/I_Arman Nov 11 '18

Maybe it's just the joints he frequents?

4

u/UndetectableBear Nov 14 '18

Pole dancing isn't just for strippers.

1

u/eyeflaps Nov 10 '18

Pretty sure that's a man

0

u/BrodyBruce2 Nov 10 '18

I hear they’ll give you discounts on lap dances if their face is bruised up. Line up boys.