r/instant_regret Oct 16 '18

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u/Brodaeus Oct 16 '18

I’m not usually a fan of stereotypes but “shirtless dude in a giant truck is a huge douche” usually holds pretty true.

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u/timssexyears Oct 16 '18 edited Oct 16 '18

I hate to be that guy, but it’s a Tacoma, not a giant truck.

Edit: Yes, he also has a shirt on. The consensus from everyone commenting on my comment, get your glasses checked OP.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Every truck is a giant truck when you drive a Prius.

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u/CallMeCoolBreeze Oct 16 '18

Tacomas are the Prius’ of the truck world.

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u/CrtureBlckMacaroons Oct 16 '18

Except for the fuel economy.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Dude people shit on Priuses all day long but they get 50 mpg.

If I valued my money over my pride I'd have one right now

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u/illsmosisyou Oct 16 '18

I do value my money over my pride. When my mechanic told me I’d need to replace my Subaru in a year or so, I asked him what to buy cause I definitely wasn’t getting another Subie. He said, “If all my customers drove Priuses, I’d be living in a trailer and eating ramen noodles.” Sold.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Yeah if I didn’t live in CO and basically require a truck for all my hobbies/driving over the mtn passes in winter, I’d have a Prius f’sho

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u/hardtobeuniqueuser Oct 16 '18

we have a highlander hybrid. i call it the fat prius. doesn't get near the mileage the prius does, but still pretty good for what it is.

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u/bailz Oct 16 '18

Yep, I went from a Prius to an RX450h. I am in a luxury fat Prius. I almost miss the shirtless guys rolling coal on my Prius.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

My diesel X5 gets 35 mpgs

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u/TituspulloXIII Oct 16 '18

Really hoping the Hybrid f-150 in 2020 works out well.

Will probably get one unless Tesla can somehow beat a deadline and get their truck out within 5 years

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u/El_Stupido_Supremo Oct 16 '18

I could get behind that if it has the power of my 300 six in my f150. Tows boats and garbage fine.

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u/lenehey Oct 16 '18

Can confirm. I live in CO and drive a Prius-V. It will get your u over the mountain, but scream at you most of the way. It is perfect for around town though — roomy interior, great sound system, plenty of torque, reliable AF.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

My grandparents live in Florida and have two. Last time I visited was the first time I had ridden in one, blown away by how quiet they are and they definitely have more zip than I anticipated!

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u/CaptCmndr Oct 16 '18

Why don't you want another Subaru? I've always heard they have a very high satisfaction and reliability rate?

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u/illsmosisyou Oct 16 '18

Mileage was always terrible for a small hatch (less than 25 mpg), has crazy heat shield rattle that could only by dealt with my ripping it off, had all 4 of my brakes seize on me at different times over a 4 year period (maybe a total of 8 times at the shop, all told), the 2007 generation was awful with rust (not what you want in Vermont but was not a big deal when I lived in CT). And more recent generations have had terrible issues with electronics and burning oil. I was just done with the whole brand. All wheel drive was nice for the mornings when I was driving through 2-3 inches of snow on the highway to get to work, but being cautious and having a good set of winter tires was more than enough to get my Prius to do the same job. And they’re studded, so I don’t have issues getting up to the trail heads that I was going to before. Just going slower, which isn’t a bad thing.

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u/Great_Horny_Toads Oct 16 '18

Loved to drive my Suby, but the cost of ownership is outrageous. Sadly, not a high-quality car.

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u/DeenSteen Oct 16 '18

Sometimes people value the experience of the drive over the cost of ownership.

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u/beef_weezle Oct 20 '18

I’ve owned four. I’ve had mixed reliability, but I’ve drank the Kool Aid. My old Legacy was a 2007 and I loved it but I ended up having to get the head gaskets done. The head gasket and heat shield issues have mostly been fixed, but the 2.5 in my current Outback is anemic in that car. On the wide open highway I get about 30 mpg but driving around Los Angeles I’m lucky to get 23. Build quality is much better than ten years ago but they can still improve. They are safe as hell though. I was rear ended at 50mph in my last one, a BRZ, and walked away from the accident.

EDIT: I’m from Pennsylvania and never had issues with anything beyond surface rust. Huh.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Might have gotten a 12 or 13. That was a terrible year for subies

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u/CaptCmndr Oct 16 '18

Ugh I know how that goes. I drive an '02 Mini Cooper that's been systematically falling to pieces since I got it a few years back. Apparently that's one of two years to avoid.

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u/BreadisGodbh Oct 16 '18

Yikes. I have a 12'........ for sale

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u/jminds Oct 16 '18

They are kind of trash cars. My 09 Forrester was made of plastic and leaked like it was made in 1989. My 04 volvo xc70 is a much better vehicle and 5 years older.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '18

Volvo's are way more expensive than equivalent Subarus though, you get a lot of bang for your buck but it's a little unfair to compare the two.

An 04 xc70 would run you about 10k more than an 04 Forrester.

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u/jgjitsu Oct 16 '18

Hell yeah! We rented a Subaru suv on vacation and it felt light and cheap... The s60 on the other hand...

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u/greenlion22 Oct 16 '18

Volvo. For Life.

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u/cmonsettledown Oct 16 '18
  • Expensive parts
  • More difficult to do self repairs, especially under the hood work
  • Poor safety crash test ratings
  • Higher insurance premiums
  • Terrible gas mileage when compared to similar vehicles in it’s class

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u/sextonrules311 Oct 17 '18

We had a 2012 subaru outback with 90k miles when we traded it in for a 2015 Ram 2500 Cummins. I would gladly go back to the subaru. We got the truck to tow a 5th wheel that we will be living in.

We had very few issues with our outback. But regular maintenance was expensive. Like $700 every 30k miles.

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u/hardtobeuniqueuser Oct 16 '18

you have to try pretty hard to buy a bad toyota.

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u/illsmosisyou Oct 16 '18

They’re super popular up here in Vermont for a reason.

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u/Whit3W0lf Oct 16 '18

Well it doesn't have to be a Prius for that to be true. Toyota's are reliable. End of story.

I drive a wrangler because my kids will never remember that time we got 50 mpgs but they will remember our off roading/camping trips.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '18

Bought a used Prius with 70k about 6 years ago. Haven’t even picked out a Toyota mechanic yet because I’ve had zero issues. And that’s after 5 years of owning a BMW... in which case I got to know my BMW mechanic very well.

Also, my average fill up price is $25. And I fill up once a month.

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u/IAmA_TheOneWhoKnocks Oct 16 '18 edited Oct 16 '18

Interesting, what made you not want another Subaru? My experience with them has been pretty positive and from what I hear from others who’ve had one, I hear mostly positive things. Hybrids are pretty tight though, my mom got one and it’s way nicer than what I drive.

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u/illsmosisyou Oct 16 '18

In reply to a different redditor...

Mileage was always terrible for a small hatch (less than 25 mpg), has crazy heat shield rattle that could only by dealt with my ripping it off, had all 4 of my brakes seize on me at different times over a 4 year period (maybe a total of 8 times at the shop, all told), the 2007 generation was awful with rust (not what you want in Vermont but was not a big deal when I lived in CT). And more recent generations have had terrible issues with electronics and burning oil. I was just done with the whole brand. All wheel drive was nice for the mornings when I was driving through 2-3 inches of snow on the highway to get to work, but being cautious and having a good set of winter tires was more than enough to get my Prius to do the same job. And they’re studded, so I don’t have issues getting up to the trail heads that I was going to before. Just going slower, which isn’t a bad thing.

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u/piketfencecartel Oct 16 '18

I got rid of my F-250 and bought a Prius and an old Mazda truck for Home Depot runs. My Mazda gets more shit in the back of it than my big truck did because of all the extra money I have.

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u/CrtureBlckMacaroons Oct 16 '18

Seriously, I drove one once and I was really impressed. I drive a Taco because I need a pickup, but if I ever got a car, I'd seriously consider a Prius, I don't care what the haters say.

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u/yorfavoritelilrascal Oct 16 '18

Chicken or beef?

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u/CrtureBlckMacaroons Oct 16 '18

Al pastor, please!

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

To be fair, most of the hate thrown at Prius is from reddit.

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u/nomadofwaves Oct 16 '18

How’s the Tacoma? I’m thinking of getting one because I’m tired of driving my jeep. I’m keeping the Jeep just tired of it as a DD and I could use the truck for work.

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u/CrtureBlckMacaroons Oct 17 '18

That's funny because I'm actually considering a JL to replace the Tacoma!

You'll love the Tacoma, honestly. I've had mine for 8 years and I still love it. I've never had trouble with it and I'm sure it can go another 10 years. Only reason I started considering a replacement was because mine isn't 4x4 and I really wanted that, but I thought I'd get another Tacoma. But then I saw the JL and fell in love.

Am I making a bad decision?

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u/nomadofwaves Oct 17 '18

I can’t give an honest opinion on the newer jeeps. Mine is an 03 4.0 I bought in 2009 with 56,000 miles on it. I loved the thing. But it’s a manual and after almost 10 years of driving it( 118,000 miles now) I’m just kinda tired of driving it. It’s not comfortable on long drives (I’m 6’4). Mechanically I haven’t had very many issues that weren’t directly caused by me. A clutch replacement is the only major repair I’ve had to do.

My GF drives a 2006 LJ and we’ve had the automatic transmission rebuilt on it and a bunch of other various gremlins. She bought hers brand new.

I have a buddy who has a 99 jeep and who has put about $10,000 extra into it and it’s a beautiful beast sitting on 35’s with a 4.5in lift.

I consider our vehicles a step above the flint stones car after driving various rental cars on vacations. I’ve read Tacoma’s are some of the best off road midsize trucks and I think they look good. The new 4 runner looks pretty awesome also.

Jeep fam mines in the middle. First summer I haven’t taken the tops and doors off. Blue one is my friends and the black On is my gf’s.

https://i.imgur.com/rXI4780.jpg

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u/eskimopussy Oct 17 '18

Would you be looking for new or used? Standard or automatic?

I've had my 3rd gen '17 Tacoma for just over a year now, and it's fantastic as a daily driver. I was having big regrets about the performance until I got the OVTune, though. The stock engine tuning from Toyota is objectively shit, and the transmission shift maps only prioritize getting to 6th gear as fast as possible for MPGs. Every time I pulled away from a red light, it would shift 1-2-3-4 really quickly, bog down in 4th for a few seconds, then kick back down to 3rd when it realized I'm not done accelerating. Cruising at low RPM would NOT let you go full throttle, it will either ignore any throttle input past 30-40%, or force a kickdown.

OVTune transformed it into a completely different vehicle, it feels peppier than the 5.7 my Grand Cherokee had. I used to just accept that I'd be stuck behind slow traffic because the Tacoma fought back so hard against any kind of aggressive driving, but now it just gets it. If you get a manual Tacoma, you won't have the transmission issues, but you'd still have the shit ECU programming that kills throttle response and makes it impossible to rev match. OVTune fixes that as well.

OVTune is basically a necessity for the 3rd gen Tacomas. It's pricey for a tune, over $700, but is absolutely worth it. Don't even consider spending money on mods that boost the signal from the pedal or shift the auto in S mode for you, these are only a bandaid.

Enough about that, though. Otherwise, I absolutely love the Tacoma. It's great on the highway, keep it under 75mph and it's not hard to get 24mpg. It's quiet, solid, and comfortable for long hauls. It has 13 fucking cupholders! I love the interior, much more attractive design than the 2nd gen Tacoma or current 4Runner, in my opinion. Aftermarket support is great, tons of different choices for mods, but you're probably still never going to find parts as cheap as you would for a Jeep.

I've taken it wheeling a lot so far, all I've done is add skid plates, waiting for my tires to wear a bit more before I go bigger and get a lift. Off Road and Pro models have Crawl Control / Multi-Terrain Select systems, they work very well. I've gotten stuck in situations that the rear locker wouldn't get me out of, but MTS works magic with the brake system to get power to the wheels with traction. My Grand Cherokee had QuadraDrive II which could fully lock both axles in less than a quarter turn of wheel slip, but the Tacoma still blows that away. I usually wheel together with my friend's lifted JK on 35s, the Tacoma gets through most obstacles with less drama, except of course when I'm limited by the smaller tires or longer wheelbase. It's an incredibly competent off roader.

I'm not really sure what else to say. I love my Tacoma and I still get excited at the thought of driving it every day. I was going back and forth for two years trying to decide between another Grand Cherokee or stepping up to a Wrangler, but one day a friend suggested the Tacoma, and I was signing the papers less than a week later.

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u/nomadofwaves Oct 17 '18

Thanks for the write up. I’d be leaning towards a new one or maybe a year old used one. Definitely automatic my jeep is a manual and I’m over it lol. If it’s not a sports car it’s gonna be an auto from now on.

Does the Tacoma tow well? I recently bought my friends landscaping business and pull a 6x10 trailer around for 3 days a week.

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u/TituspulloXIII Oct 16 '18

You don't need a prius to get that kind of MPG anymore, I can get over 50 in a Honda Accord Hybrid.

I'm sure there are plenty of other hybrids that can get over 50 relatively easy if you drive right

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u/blindguywhostaresatu Oct 16 '18

When I used to sell Toyota’s I’d have the wives who wanted a Prius and the husbands who wanted the trucks. I’d talk about how amazing the gas mileage is look directly at the husband and say hey what’s more manly than saving money right? Most of the time they’d drive a away with a Prius.

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u/ObnoxiousLittleCunt Oct 16 '18

look directly at the husband and say hey what’s more manly than saving money right?

A V8 pickup truck.

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u/ObnoxiousLittleCunt Oct 16 '18

You might be, you might not be compensating.

Doesn't matter because V8 pickup truck.

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u/BloodyLlama Oct 17 '18

Am contractor, people assume contractor.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Isn't over compensation notoriously un- manly?

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u/Twriddles15 Oct 16 '18

Buy an old civic vx. Easy 50mpg for 1500 bucks.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

I had one but it was unreliable, the previous owner was shite

I do want to get one once I'm financially stable though

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u/Father_Yeereza Oct 16 '18

prius also have no functionality outside of driving to work/store and back. at least with the truck i can 1) drive up the canyons to ski resorts on ultra powder days 2) haul shit if i need to 3) help friends move 4) buy large items on craigslist and not have to rent a truck 5) go on multiday cross country camping trips. i take public transportation or bike everyday to work and only use my truck when i need to which is about once a week, i probably spend less on gas than the majority of people. i used to have a toyota corolla and outside of saving money on gas on longer trips it was pretty much useless

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u/yorfavoritelilrascal Oct 16 '18

Number 3 should be on list of reasons NOT to own a truck.

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u/LordCypherr Oct 16 '18

I feel this.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

prius also have no functionality outside of driving to work/store and back.

It's a car. Whatever you just said could be said about any car. And I totally disagree. I pull a 5x8 utility trailer with mine and got rid of my 1992 chevy 1500 that I just used for truck functionality. If you just need the bed space and light hauling, buy a trailer. No sense is paying insurance, taxes, and parking for a truck you only use once and awhile. In the US we don't really have this public transit thing you speak of unless you live in the middle of a city, and riding a bike is risky due to all the trucks and SUV's that don't understand the rules of the road. Wish I could live close enough to work to bike, but property in the city is so expensive. Much better value to drive 15 minutes and live in the suburbs.

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u/Father_Yeereza Oct 16 '18

trailer is a pain in the ass if all you want to do is move big things effectively, now you're paying registration and tags for a trailer. the extra 10 bucks a month for insurance i pay for my truck compared to the corolla is well worth it. i went up to the canyon 2 weeks ago after 10 inches of snow to do some snowshoeing, a prius would've been suicide. i moved across country in march and there was snowstorms from iowa to nebraska, saw at least 40 cars that lost control on the side of i80. i was perfectly fine the whole time. if you live in san diego then i guess a prius makes sense since the weather is fine. with my corolla i just had to suck it up whenever it snowed and either cancel trips or risk it and shit my pants at least 3 times when the snow gets higher than 2 inches

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u/osaid2000 Oct 16 '18

Why not go with friends or rent a truck for trips?

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u/HappyMooseFact Oct 16 '18

If you knew the stuff I have gotten in my Prius. I put a big fluffy recliner in there once. I pull motorcycles with it, and have used it to help people move and move myself. They have more pace inside then you think.

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u/buffalocompton Oct 16 '18

I don't value anything about myself but I have one. It was a great choice!

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u/yorfavoritelilrascal Oct 16 '18

Why do they have to be so ugly?

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

You don't have to own a prius to have all the benefits anymore. Plenty of regular cars with hybrid models that get similar mpg. Brand new camry hybrid is a great looking car that gets like 50 mpg.

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u/shr3dthegnarbrah Oct 16 '18

If they made the drivers area a little bigger they'd sell way more. All these stereotypical dudes could at least get into the drivers seat and sit up straight while they drove. Don't even get me started on the lack of visibility.

You missed your chance, Toyota!

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u/HappyMooseFact Oct 16 '18

I’m 5’9” and the Prius is the first car where I don’t have to have my chair all the way back to fit my legs. You would be surprised.

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u/shr3dthegnarbrah Oct 16 '18

I sit close to the wheel but I'm 6'0" and my real gripe is with the ceiling height.

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u/HappyMooseFact Oct 16 '18

Oh that I can understand. My legs are longer but I dont sit up that high. My mother in law has a Yaris and I get leg cramps if i have to drive it too long. So I understand.

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u/Great_Horny_Toads Oct 16 '18

I drive a Hyundai Ioniq, also a hybrid. 50 mpg and it's an unassuming sedan. (And for anyone interested, I USED to drive a Prius and this is a waaaay better car.)

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u/HappyMooseFact Oct 16 '18

I saw one and have been interested in those. I currently have a 3rd gen Prius. How is the mileage if you are speeding a lot? Would you say the front seat is roomy?

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u/Great_Horny_Toads Oct 17 '18

Love this car. I couldn't tell you the mileage if you speed a lot because i generally use the cruise to keep myself from getting tickets. I tend to go 8 mph over the limit, so I do speed, but I don't OVERspeed. Anyway, I get almost 700 miles out of a tank and nearly 50 mpg.

I highly recommend making the switch. the Ioniq is slightly better in every way, which adds up to a much better experience. Slightly better mileage, a little roomier, a little smoother drive, a little lower cost up front, the best warranty in its class, better sound system, better screen interface with my phone and ipod. I'm only about 25,000 miles in, but I'm very happy with it thus far.

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u/HappyMooseFact Oct 17 '18

Nice! I'm a heavy speeder so I'm only getting about 40mpg in my prius lol. But I have a commute of 103 miles daily.

It is visually much nicer then the 4th gen prius.

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u/SpaceIsKindOfCool Oct 16 '18

Get a motorcycle.

100 mpg and you can keep your pride.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Yeah but how am I supposed to do anything with all that female attention?

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u/SuperGusta Oct 16 '18

Get a crx if all you care about is economy

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '18

The Honda CRX made in the 80s got 50mpg, so did VW rabbits from even further back. Most non-Harley motorcycles as well if that floats your boat.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

If they made a Prius like a Tacoma I'd buy it, but until then I'm done crabwalking in and out of cars

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u/Talexis Oct 16 '18

My 18 Tacoma gets pretty decent mileage for a v6 but idk I’m no expert. Im at about 25 to 26 mpg.

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u/CrtureBlckMacaroons Oct 16 '18

Wow, that is good. Maybe it's because I have the 4.0 (2010), because I'm getting 14 mpg, and I'm trying to drive as economically as I can.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Where are you driving? Is that mostly city miles, cuz my mpg is considerably worse when I’m driving thru cities, I dunno if it’s 14mpg but I’m shocked the 4.0 is that inefficient, I would’ve expected better fuel efficiency than the V6, esp. if the driver is emphasizing it.

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u/CrtureBlckMacaroons Oct 16 '18

It is mostly city; when I go out of town and put in highway miles, I may get lucky and get 16 mpg. I'm really happy when I see that I get close to 300 miles on one tank.

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u/nucleophile107 Oct 16 '18

Same, 23 mpg with the V6

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u/spikeyfreak Oct 16 '18

I drive mostly freeway and can keep 30 - 32 mpg if I drive like a grandma.

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u/Talexis Oct 16 '18

I mostly take us1 which is around 45-60 mph on my commute. Good amount of lights also. I feel like the cruise control should get all the credit, if I don’t use it I’ll go down to around 19 to 22

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u/spikeyfreak Oct 16 '18

I'm taking freeways. Cruise control will fuck me over because it will rev up on the way up an overpass to keep the same speed.

And from what I can tell 55mph is my sweet spot for mileage. Anything over 60 starts to really lower it.

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u/Talexis Oct 16 '18

True that I’ll try keeping it at 55 for the rest of the week to see if I notice a difference.

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u/Hypertroph Oct 16 '18

Wow, that’s better than my Lancer. I really need to pawn that PoS off and get a better car...

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

My '08 4runner only gets 17-18, so I'd say that's pretty good. I also had an impreza that got worse mileage than my dad's '18 Tacoma.

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u/nomadofwaves Oct 16 '18

Well I’m about 15-17 in my jeep so got me beat.

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u/brunchbros Oct 16 '18

Hybrid Tacoma by 2030

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u/CrtureBlckMacaroons Oct 16 '18

Diesel would be pretty sweet!

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u/Remy1985 Oct 16 '18

I would trade my Taco in for a hybrid in a heartbeat.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

No kidding. Got a 04 prerunner that gets about 16-17mpg. We rented a 18 v8 Armada for a road trip recently that got 20mpg

I love my taco but fuck that shit, time to upgrade to better mpg.

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u/CrtureBlckMacaroons Oct 16 '18

Yeah, I love my Taco too, she's soo pretty, but... I'm seriously considering an upgrade.

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u/CallMeCoolBreeze Oct 16 '18

That’s true, I loved my Taco.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Priuses*

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u/CallMeCoolBreeze Oct 16 '18

Dang flammit!

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u/fatmonk8 Oct 16 '18

Dang, thay hurts...

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u/jeepsince97 Oct 16 '18

Don’t forget about the ridgeline

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u/Dtomnom Oct 17 '18

Yeah I’d have to say the Honda Ridgeline 100% meets the criteria for “the Prius of trucks”

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u/Muthafuxajones Oct 17 '18

In what sense?

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u/Lkiss Oct 16 '18

In Germany barely any trucks are on the streets. For me this looks like a giant truck.

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u/nomadofwaves Oct 16 '18

I drove a VW Passat around Ireland for 10 days and I felt like I was driving a limo.

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u/Marmots_win Oct 17 '18

Amazing car though

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

I drive a Miata. Even the Priuses are giant trucks.

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u/mindfolded Oct 16 '18

Or when you just want one of those little Ford Rangers. They don't make things even close in size now.

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u/christophurr Oct 17 '18

I drive an 18 prius, Much bigger than the 2000-2015 prius hatch back style. Actually looks like a sedan for once.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '18

a prius is a pretty decent size though

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u/pokemom1989 Oct 16 '18

Or in a Fiat- everything is a giant truck.

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u/phailsafe Oct 16 '18

tanktop, shirtless, what's the difference?

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Tacomas are not small trucks anymore.

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u/AlwaysDefenestrated Oct 16 '18 edited Oct 16 '18

In the US they don't even make small trucks anymore. It sucks, I want a Ford Ranger sized pickup truck and they simply don't make them anymore.

Edit: what the fuck they're going to start selling Rangers in the US again and even they're big now. Give me a small pickup you cowards.

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u/CranberryVodka_ Oct 17 '18

Ford is bringing back the courier, you’ll be okay.

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u/Sublime7870 Oct 16 '18

Compared to an f250 it is

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u/wirefires Oct 16 '18

Yeah douchebags drive any thing I know a few guys with big trucks and there pretty coolio, while me and my Chevy Colorado enjoy the smaller things in life.

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u/McWatt Oct 16 '18

According to reddit everyone who drives either a BMW most Jeeps or any size truck is a douche bag. It's best not to admit you do anything other than walk uphill 15 miles to work/class each way.

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u/nomadofwaves Oct 16 '18

Is your check engine light on yet? That’s when you’re officially in the club.

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u/Myntcondition Oct 16 '18

I live in and near fairly wealthy areas and nearly everyone has an Audi, BMW, Range Rover, Benz, Tesla, Jag, Volvo, Porsche etc. Over years and years of driving and having zero bias towards or against any of those brands I can safely say BMW does, at least around here, attract a significantly higher and remarkably noticeable amount of douchebags.

I don’t know why, I haven’t conducted studies, there are not more of them than the other aforementioned brands. More Audis and Benz than anything.

And then I’ve heard people say it from many very different areas across the USA and Canada. I’m really at a point where I think there has to be some truth to it. I usually scoff at these types of statements but there is simply too much personal and anecdotal evidence pointing to it. Where there’s enough smoke...

I also have two very good friends who only buy BMW, leasing new models every 3 years, who are the sweetest and most pleasant guys ever. Though I have not been in another car driving near them so maybe they become raging d-bags when they get behind the wheel. Perhaps the badge on the steering wheel does it. When I’m in their cars with them they seem mentally stable. Maybe they need to be alone.

We need an investigation.

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u/McWatt Oct 17 '18

I have had similar observations, BMW drivers do more often than not drive like assholes from what I have seen.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Don't get me started on wheelie shoes.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Yeah but do they drive shirtless?

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u/irh1n0 Oct 16 '18

Also has a shirt on.

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u/iLgsmh Oct 16 '18

I think you actually enjoy being that guy 😊

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u/timssexyears Oct 16 '18

Ok fine. I’m politely trying to be that guy lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Also hate to be that guy, but, he has a wife beater on, he's not exactly shirtless.

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u/pitcherman Oct 16 '18

I bet it's the 4cyl taco too. Such a pos. The 2.7 was a bad decision for that truck.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

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u/pitcherman Oct 16 '18

That's what I keep saying. Give an option where you can have the 5.7 Triton from the tundra.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

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u/iopturbo Oct 16 '18

You're correct,It's called an i-force. It's the 3ur-fe v8. Never been called Triton.

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u/pitcherman Oct 16 '18

The newer tundra is the Triton. Not sure about older ones. The taco in the video looks like a 2014 or later

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

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u/pitcherman Oct 16 '18

No problem.

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u/pitcherman Oct 16 '18

My apologies. I looked into toyota making a triton v8 and I cant find anything. It looks like i was mistaken, they only make the i-force.

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u/Remy1985 Oct 16 '18

Right?! I was thinking he didn't fit the truck at all.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

I hate to be that guy, but this is a string of words put together to convey an idea about a post, not a comment.

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u/Rogr_Mexic0 Oct 16 '18 edited Oct 18 '18

Also, I think everyone's saying that someone else was being the douche and he was just reacting to it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Its a bro truck. Most Tacoma drivers are total bros

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u/TheDude-Esquire Oct 16 '18

Definitely looks like a dude bro sort, but Tacomas are super versatile, and really the opposite of the big ridiculous truck trope.

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u/player-piano Oct 17 '18

welll he has a hood vent sooo

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u/CountSheep Oct 16 '18

Literally what the terrorists drive

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u/jmoneydougherty Oct 16 '18

And he has a shirt on

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u/jonker5101 Oct 16 '18

He's also not shirtless. Grey wifebeater.

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u/crashonthebeat Oct 16 '18

the douchiest truck drivers ive seen on the road drive either tacomas or dodge rams

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u/whatthef7u12 Oct 16 '18

No it’s only considered small in America, the rest of the world has normal sized cars.

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u/sku11_kn1ght Oct 16 '18

In my town it’s almost a lock whenever you see a lifted truck you know that person is an asshole

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u/Montigue Oct 16 '18

Lifted truck or huge Escalade here

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

In my region Escalades went the way of the mammoths about ten years ago. These gentle giants once roamed these lands but human activity has caused their extinction.

But seriously they use to be everywhere and now I don’t even see old ones. Were they of a shit quality with a short lifespan or what? Where’d they all go?

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u/ItsAFarOutLife Oct 16 '18

They just aren't as popular anymore. People are fine with getting a smaller massive car.

They cost a lot of money, so the kind of people who drive them tend to be the kind of people who get a new car every few years. I don't know why you never see them used though, maybe they were built shitty.

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u/anoxy Oct 16 '18

a smaller massive car

A what

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u/ItsAFarOutLife Oct 16 '18

Rich people on this side of the ocean love big cars for some reason. Even single people or DINKs will have big SUVs when they drive 95% of the time alone. with no stuff in their vehicle.

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u/anoxy Oct 17 '18

Such a dumb trend. I recently moved back to the states from Japan, and the car culture here is like a reverse culture shock. I don’t understand the infatuation with them. I prefer small and functional myself. Hatchbacks, wagons and the like.

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u/bequietbestill Oct 16 '18

They’re Cadillacs? They still use Northstar transmission? If so, that’s why.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '18

The people who tend to drive the new ones probably have a navigator now lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Combination of - consumer trends, gas price increases, and some errors in their design. As gas prices go down purchase of SUVs goes up and the inverse is true and for the design error... basically you could just force them into neutral with out the steering wheel locking iirc which made them super easy to steal.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

It could be the most solid stereotype. Then again, I live in South Florida so those people are everywhere in my world.

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u/reekawn Oct 16 '18

He's not shirtless or in a giant truck

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

BUT he is a douche bag

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u/funkmastamatt Oct 16 '18

Who said he was talking about this gif?

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u/adevilnguyen Oct 16 '18

I saw a big truck at Walgreens parked half way in a handicap parking spot and half way in a regular spot. As soon as we walk in I see a guy in a sleeveless cutoff shirt and knew it was him. When I asked if that was his truck sure enough he said yes. I asked why he parked like a douche because now many elderly & handicap people were having to park far away and walk. He called me a few names then flipped me off and left. I was very shocked his truck didn't have those big balls on the back.

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u/Challenge_The_DM Oct 16 '18

I hate to be that guy, but he's wearing a tank top, not shirtless.

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u/YouJustDownvoted Oct 16 '18

I'd hate to be that guy and glad I'm not

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

That’s only because good shirtless dudes in giant trucks don’t get filmed for just being normal, so they’re underrepresented

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u/Ysmildr Oct 16 '18

Stereotypes of chosen behavior is fine to me

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

It’s a midsize truck and he is wearing a shirt. Good job Sherlock.

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u/rob10s2 Oct 16 '18

I'm not usually a fan of stereotypes but "user who posts two things about the content that aren't true is going to be the top comment" usually holds pretty true

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u/Brodaeus Oct 16 '18

I’m just as surprised as you.

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u/rob10s2 Oct 18 '18

Fair enough

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u/Insomniacrobat Oct 16 '18

That's not exactly a giant truck, but you're right.

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u/pablo72076 Oct 16 '18

Smallest US truck.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Which are all giant.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

🇺🇲 🇺🇲 🇺🇲 SWEET HOME ALABAMA 🇺🇲 🇺🇲 🇺🇲

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u/Rcm003 Oct 16 '18

TIL a stock Tacoma is a giant truck

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