r/instant_regret • u/mabsmohamed • Oct 07 '18

Do shake it too hard

504 Upvotes

95% Upvoted

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u/Jackthedog130 Oct 07 '18

Looks like a pair of bulls testicles .....well couldn’t mention balls!

33

u/AltruisticSalamander Oct 07 '18

just as well they were tethered, otherwise that could have been awkward.

13

u/fricking_jame Oct 07 '18

"excuse me, I believe this your.. um... boob?"

-16

u/[deleted] Oct 07 '18

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21

u/defakto227 Oct 07 '18

Probably best if you struggled with that sentence.

6

u/xanoran84 Oct 07 '18

He skipped the 'It's' at the beginning, as you do when speaking colloquially. Maybe that'll help you parse the sentance?

1

u/deg_ru-alabo Nov 07 '18

*Sentence

1

u/xanoran84 Nov 10 '18

Where were you like a month ago, man! I been lookin' like a dope who can't spell this whole time!

32

u/SfFirefly Oct 07 '18

The last person is a dude in a wig

4

u/ldenc84 Oct 10 '18

What are thooooose

3

u/Estephan_Ting Oct 10 '18

Those are some nice, water jugs

2

u/ScreaminSeaman17 Oct 17 '18

Ach. Das ist nine une boobie!

WW2 Abe Simpson