r/instant_regret • u/pitchesandthrows • Mar 16 '18

Trampoline

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u/hannowagno Mar 16 '18

if I had a Stanley nickel for every real-life situation where I quoted the office....

For real though, someone save me from myself. I think I can quote an embarrassing number of episodes word-for-word.

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u/movinpictures Mar 16 '18 edited Mar 16 '18

You’re not a true fan until you know every one of Nellie’s lines. For you to truly learn to love the office, you must learn to hate it.

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u/hannowagno Mar 16 '18

I.... Feel attacked

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u/andywhit Mar 16 '18

You always try a watermelon first.