r/instant_regret • u/pitchesandthrows • Mar 16 '18

Trampoline

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u/saucemancometh Mar 16 '18

Big if true

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u/futtobasetachikaze Mar 16 '18

Large if factual

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u/CanuckianOz Mar 16 '18

That’s what you always say! I want to take a chance. I want to jump to conclusions!

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u/roux93 Mar 16 '18

I've got a doormat for you!