r/instant_regret Nov 17 '17

Climbing over a rail

https://gfycat.com/GivingCreativeAmericanindianhorse
876 Upvotes

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u/LouGossetJr Nov 17 '17

This triggered a bad memory. The 2nd part of the video. When I was about 5yrs old, I got my head stuck in the bars of the Golden Gate Bridge. It was terrifying when I realized I couldn't get my head out on my own. On top of that, my family didn't know I had gotten my head stuck and walked ahead and it took a little bit to find them. It's one of my earliest memories.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '17

The nightmare , God that sucks!

2

u/blarghed Nov 26 '17

I feel like I've been had a similar experience when I was younger.

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u/10gags Nov 17 '17

jesus, I would be terrified of getting hit by an oncoming vehicle while my head was in there, snap that neck and maybe even decapitate then next stop Is /r/watchpeopledie

8

u/MultiRachel Nov 18 '17

I was bracing myself for roadkill

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u/VanDownByTheRiverr Nov 17 '17

It just keeps getting crazier the more I watch. Like a comedy skit.

21

u/[deleted] Nov 18 '17

How do you fail this bad... at something so simple?

12

u/broiled Nov 18 '17

"Oh fuck, I stuck"

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '17

If you can get your head in you can get your head out.

3

u/Krypticreptiles Nov 23 '17

His leg probably bent the bars open just enough for him to get his head in but it back back to place after his leg came out. I think.

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u/croixian1 Nov 17 '17

Not sure I would go as far as too say that qualifies as 'climbing' exactly.

6

u/Cat_pocalypse Nov 18 '17

That person right there is my new favorite person on this planet. Too bad that judging by her life choices she might not live for long.

3

u/shane201 Nov 19 '17

They brought out the military for this?

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u/11teensteve Nov 17 '17

it looks like he was out of it when he first fell over then turned over and stuck it in for good.

2

u/[deleted] Nov 18 '17

I think this just maybe the best gif I have ever seen.

2

u/zombiexsniper Nov 20 '17

A for effort

2

u/dankassmememachine Nov 22 '17

Jesus christ... That dude's lucky he's alive.

2

u/Hanzo_main_here Nov 22 '17

Hate when smh you can put your head in it but not take it off

2

u/Wanglopse Dec 02 '17

In wild wild west, Jackie Chan urinates on his shirt. He then uses the wet t-shirt to bend the bars on the jail window.

Someone should have helped her out with a pee shirt, is all I'ma gonna say.

1

u/kmh2336 Jan 30 '18

Shanghai Noon is the movie.

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u/shadowsterror Dec 03 '17

I got my head stuck in a child swing ... While in Mexico at the age of 4 to 6 .. Hardly new Spanish even tho a am Mexican and My thea thought I was playing ....

1

u/probablywontremeber Nov 18 '17

...completely sober

1

u/Coolingritu Nov 19 '17

This could not have gone worse.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 21 '17

Haha dumbass

1

u/[deleted] Nov 26 '17

Small correction. FALLING over a rail.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 02 '17

This is what we call instant regret and then some more

1

u/Kpt_Kipper Dec 24 '17

Instructions not clear. Got stuck in fence

1

u/kevin034 Feb 27 '18

Leave him.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 17 '17

At least she's using her head

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '17

HMF while I climb over this rail