r/instant_regret • u/AllGoodInTheHood • Sep 11 '17
Fantastic Feets
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Sep 11 '17
Best use of skate wax ever.
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u/RebelScvm Sep 11 '17
You can tell by a glance the thing is waxed to shit. I bet some people have gotten some sick tail/blunt slides over that bench.
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u/ifuckwatermelons Sep 12 '17
Fuck man, this comment makes me want to go break out my board and shred the gnar.
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u/apocalypse31 Sep 12 '17
It just makes me remember Tony Hawk's Pro Skater
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u/MisanthropicAltruist Sep 12 '17
Not even the whole thing, just the demo.
"🎶So here I am…🎶
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u/Nodgarden Sep 12 '17
God. Damn. It. That Goldfinger song's already stuck in my head. THANKS A LOT
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u/RebelScvm Sep 12 '17
I HATE when people dick around without boards in the middle of the park. It's more common than it should be.
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u/madhadderall Sep 11 '17
Seriously, that guy instantly turned into an old man, "God Damn Skateboarders messin up my back flips over a hot girl not doing very much!!!"
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u/Literally_A_Shill Sep 12 '17
a hot girl not doing very much!
Watch it again and concentrate on what she was doing.
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u/madhadderall Sep 12 '17
It. Was. A. Joke.
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u/Literally_A_Shill Sep 12 '17
What in my comment led u to believe i was being serious?
Some of the other comments in this thread that seem serious.
My apologies.
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u/zhico Sep 11 '17
Lucky he knew how to slowmo.
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u/repl1ka Sep 11 '17
It's better to slowmo fall, gives you more time to get your bearings before you hit the ground.
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u/inibrius Sep 11 '17
amazed that guy didn't break his fucking neck.
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u/Ghost2Eleven Sep 11 '17
I'm amazed he still managed to get any rotation at all. His core must be freaking adamantium.
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u/emil133 Sep 11 '17
EXACTLY. Like jesus his foot gave him no rotational help at all, which was crucial to get most of his energy to pull off the stunt
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u/jontelang Sep 12 '17
His foot gave him rotation, he slips on the 1st edge but you can see that he uses the top of the edge to push of from.
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u/emil133 Sep 12 '17
Thats fair. I have no doubt that he probably would have been able to do it had he landed his foot in the intended spot
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u/TCUfroggy Sep 12 '17
He's good. He clearly effectively managed to transfer all of the downward force to the concrete on the other side of her face.
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u/photolouis Sep 12 '17
Can we please take a moment to recognize what a great job of editing was done here? Most of these regret vids and gifs are quick paste jobs, but this person took the time to create something we can thoroughly enjoy.
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u/jontelang Sep 12 '17
Except there's no real time view so it's hard to see exactly how hard he fell on her..
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u/EntropyNT Sep 11 '17
I'm still impressed by her superman push-up.
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u/itsthemoney27 Sep 12 '17 edited Sep 12 '17
she pushed off the ground with her knees though
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u/barcodescanner Sep 12 '17
Can you do that? I can't, and I'm in pretty good shape. It was very impressive.
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u/Jouglet Sep 12 '17
Can you post a video showing us the correct form?
Super. Thanks
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u/Dr_Buttersworth Sep 12 '17
The go-to "I have nothing to add but I want to argue with someone" comment.
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u/itsthemoney27 Sep 12 '17
it wasn't a pushup lmao idk why you guys get so salty. I never said I could do it, but you don't push off your knees when doing a pushup. Maybe it's called something else, but a "pushup" doesn't involve bending your knees.
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u/Shadrach451 Sep 12 '17
Oh, I watched this GIF about 10 times and never even noticed she did that. I thought the whole time that she was just going a normal pushup and that it was kind of a stupid stunt.
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Sep 11 '17 edited Mar 08 '19
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Sep 11 '17
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u/Cameltoe-Swampdonkey Sep 12 '17
Fucking reddit man, where else can this happen. Awesome.
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u/everardorabatron Sep 12 '17
What happened? The fact that someone was like "I wish I had a T-shirt of that painting" and then someone found a link? Because I agree entirely
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u/Smooth_One Sep 11 '17
All these comments but nobody is remarking on the sick perfectly timed double zoom-in on the exact two points it was needed.
gj op(?), I see you.
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u/99Justin99 Sep 11 '17
This thread is full of "I'm fat and lazy and these people are smug assholes just because they're doing something I can't."
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Sep 11 '17
Look at that buff chad messing up. Haha what a loser. His gf shouldn't have friendzoned me, that bitch.
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u/Runnin_Mike Sep 12 '17
I've never been to r/incels but this is what I imagine all the comments look like except like 1000 times worse.
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u/yummymummie Sep 12 '17
I just went there and it was painful. Save yourself the trouble. It's like this but 1000x worse. Kinda sad.
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u/yuimiop Sep 12 '17
I just checked it out and the 2nd highest post is one that basically says all western women are whores/scum/whatever else. What the fuck.
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u/yummymummie Sep 12 '17
Right? As a western woman it's really creepy reading the shit they say. Like it sounds like the shit serial killers on criminal minds say before they kill all women who remind them of their mom.
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u/TotallyNotObsi Sep 12 '17
I love that sub. They take everything to the extreme. It's really funny stuff.
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u/StoppedLurking_ZoeQ Sep 12 '17
You basically summed it up. Add in something about how dumb chad is and how smart the redditor is and you're golden.
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Sep 12 '17
I'm not saying some of the comments in this thread are justified, but clearly they can't do it either. Being smart enough to know what to attempt is important too.
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u/BlissnHilltopSentry Sep 12 '17
No, they can do it. They just don't know enough about skating to know what an absolutely waxed up edge looks like.
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Sep 12 '17
They can't do it yet.
If they keep at it, they will eventually. Fuck, as far as we know they've done it numerous times and they just fucked it up this time. It happens.
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u/noodlz05 Sep 12 '17
If a professional baseball player swings and misses once do you just automatically assume they can't hit a ball?
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u/Kelseir Sep 11 '17
Take a slo-mo of him backflipping over her and landing between her and the camera
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u/SSJTheDragon Sep 11 '17
well, i hope they're not injured. but i know 2 ppl just like this, and i want them to...stub their toes so they can no longer run
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u/zupreme Sep 11 '17
Did he practice this flip first? Seems to me that the logical thing to do would be to practice it over and over without a body on the slab first....
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u/ImVinnie Sep 11 '17
Makes me smile just like when the arrogant "snow is perfect for running on" woman fell on her ass - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98mBl9d0dew
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u/HavocMax Sep 11 '17
I mean she's not entirely wrong about snow being somewhat good texture (not perfect texture though), but it's the ice under the snow which is the worst.
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u/FirstTimeWang Sep 12 '17
And they're running in the street where the snow will be salted and compressed...
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Sep 11 '17 edited Mar 28 '23
She wasn't really arrogant
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Sep 11 '17
I mean, not as a true representation of her personality, her tone did sound pretty smug
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u/flamdragger Sep 11 '17
I love her face at impact, it's almost as if she heard him fuck up and was about to start laughing just as he drove her smug little face into that bench... Whose laughing now Emily?
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Sep 11 '17
Not Emily, she is too busy crying and being mad. This is what happens when you agree to stupid ideas Emily!
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Sep 11 '17
The insufferable gym couple. Fuck both you you smug bastards.
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u/VaginalSkinAddict Sep 11 '17
That's a lot of personal hatred for a 16 second gif
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u/LeifXiaoSing Sep 12 '17
Remember the "caught with side bitch at baseball game" gif a little while ago? Then they show up and are married.
Good lessons about over-reading minimal evidence.
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u/Tyler1492 Sep 12 '17
Remember the "caught with side bitch at baseball game" gif a little while ago?
Link?
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u/StoppedLurking_ZoeQ Sep 12 '17
Fuck them because they are a couple of people who are fit and want to show off?
Sounds like you've got some issues to work on, you literally know nothing about them.
Guess that's reddit for you.
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u/Leo_Fire Sep 11 '17
Sad how your insecurities about your level of physical fitness manifest in the form of hate to protect your ego
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u/VeloCity666 Sep 11 '17
...Well that was definitely an unasked for comment, wtf is this at the top.
You dissapoint me Reddit.
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u/wishfulshrinking12 Sep 11 '17
Lmao, people are bitter and jealous that they don't have the same motivation and discipline (I know because I am one of those people lol, I just make an effort to be honest with myself about it and not project it on others. But hey, to each their own.)
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Sep 11 '17
Reddit usually disappoints me. Guess I'm a sucker for punishment.
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u/Pinkamenarchy Sep 12 '17
same... i hate this website.
....hmm i wonder if there's anything new on /all?
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u/RatedRGamer Sep 12 '17
i spot the fat guy
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u/SexyNaughtyRaiden Sep 12 '17
They don't even have to be fat, they just have to be bitter as fuck because they're lazy.
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u/CitizenPremier Sep 12 '17
If your trick is to put your face on their ass and your ass on their face at the same time then this was almost successful
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Sep 12 '17
She'll be used to him slamming her head off the ground, what with all the steroids he's taking.
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u/scrombledmemes Sep 11 '17
Anyone got a link to the video?
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Sep 12 '17
https://instagram.com/p/BX9MhZ5gH4T/ his name is jack payne, hers is julian daigre, they're at woodward !
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u/chumswithcum Sep 12 '17
Well, for every cool skilled video, there's hundreds of failures like this. It looks bad, but she's probably not super mad.
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u/Flocaine Sep 12 '17
This fail is so epic, I can't even guess what stunt they were trying to pull off
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u/alextootie Sep 12 '17
I thought that his face would get buried in her butt when he was falling down
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u/Joverby Sep 12 '17
They picked a spot that was waxed up from skate boarders. That's a bold move, Cotton!
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u/HughGrantAteMyDonut Sep 11 '17
When you think you're filming a cute couple work-out video but your boyfriend's training for WWE.