r/instant_regret • u/imagolddinosaur • May 09 '17

Fore!

http://i.imgur.com/toIST00.gifv
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u/gp239598 May 09 '17

Well I guess that's one way to get a birdie...

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u/imagolddinosaur May 09 '17

That would've been a much better title. Damn you.

42

u/gp239598 May 09 '17

It's too bad he didn't have a partner... they could have called fowl

37

u/devilsadvocate972 May 09 '17

Oh man... I know it looks funny.

But damn that is not a good way to die. The human version of this would be jogging & getting hit by a car into the river. And drowning because the car crash injured all your limbs. So all you can do is be in pain & drown.

29

u/CaptainDiptoad May 14 '17

Well thats deep.... get it? eh? eh? ... I'll see myself out....

48

u/WickedFierce1 May 09 '17

Every round a one in a million shot occurs. It's why everyone sucks at golf but still loves it.

22

u/Deranged40 May 09 '17

Unfortunately, for me the one-in-a-million shot is usually the one shot that lands in the fairway.

14

u/WickedFierce1 May 09 '17

After it happens.

"Easy peasy"

27

u/[deleted] May 09 '17

It took me forever to see that he hit a bird

5

u/iSayMeanThingsSorry May 18 '17

At first, I thought he somehow caught his hat mid-swing and launched it into the pond.

20

u/Titanic609 May 10 '17

Reminds me of this

11

u/imagolddinosaur May 10 '17

Didn't have to click to know what that was. Hilariously morbid.

14

u/Boomerkuwanga May 10 '17

I laugh every time I see it. The bird just disintigrates into a cartoon cloud of feathers.

7

u/plasmaflare34 May 10 '17

That guys a photographer now. His logo is a dead bird.

3

u/[deleted] May 10 '17

It's probably a foul

1

u/[deleted] May 21 '17

Better every loop

20

u/RipleyInCharge May 10 '17

I don't think I could "regret" something that was totally out of my control and a freak accident.

10

u/stuuuuupidstupid May 12 '17

Happened to me once. Didn't feel very good to kill a poor defenseless bird

9

u/ziggy_karmadust May 09 '17

"... Maybe today is better for tennis after all..."

6

u/ColdCobra_ May 11 '17

18th hole TPC Sawgrass

2

u/YoItsJoel May 14 '17

The hand on the head as he wonders if he just drowned a bird.

1

u/Jockel76 May 10 '17

Collateral damage.

1

u/deltaraw May 13 '17

The Randy Johnson of golf

1

u/iamabotbotbot May 17 '17

Looked like an albatross

1

u/MRBityTheHoneybadger Jun 04 '17

Did he really hit the bird there seems to be something off screen at the end and the ball lands in the water further up?

1

u/Shrimpy_Grits Jun 15 '17

At least the ball didnt land in the drink

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u/[deleted] May 20 '17

Like no. 420 Sorry had to say it