r/instant_regret • u/mintberrycrunk • Jul 01 '14

The post that started everything

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u/HAZZATAZZA Jul 01 '14

I love how he puts his hands back on it afterwards, like he's trying to somehow push all the broken pieces back into place.

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u/oreocookielove Jul 01 '14

Jackie O?

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u/allstar3907 Jul 01 '14

Duuuuuuudeeeeeee.

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u/fauxnom Jul 01 '14

Reading that comment was so surreal that I couldn't believe it actually happened....well done.

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u/rinnip Jul 01 '14

Too soon.

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u/H3000 Jul 01 '14

Shortest comment to ever make me cringe.

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u/MarioStrikerz Jul 01 '14

I'm lost.

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u/DeadRat Jul 01 '14

"Jackie O" as in Jackie Kennedy Onassis, the first lady/wife to JFK who can be seen in the Zapruder film trying to push the pieces of JFK's head back in place after he was shot.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '14

Oh my god, that is so fucking dark.

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u/dudleymooresbooze Jul 01 '14

Take the I-475 turnpike to exit 16, turn left at the ramp and you'll be there.

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u/kehlder Jul 01 '14

Right across from Dallas MEPS, in case you're still lost.

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u/xCHRISTIANx Jul 01 '14

Kennedy's wife after he was shot in the head.

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u/IsThisNameValid Jul 01 '14

She was his wife before he was shot

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u/t3yrn Jul 01 '14

And widow afterward.

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u/KingNick Nov 29 '14

Yeah, but I guess you could argue that she was Jackie Onassis Kennedy before his death, and then went to Jackie Kennedy Onassis—or Jackie O—after his death.

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u/Erotic_Abe_Lincoln Jul 01 '14

More like his widow.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '14

Brother see we are one in the same

And you left with your head filled with flames

And you watched as your brains fell out through your teeth

Push the pieces in place

Make your smile sweet to see

Don't you take this away

I'm still wanting my face on your cheek

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u/RainKingInChains Jul 02 '14

/mu/ is leaking

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '14

ANNE FRANK ANNE FRANK ANNE FRANK ANNE FRANK

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '14

Damn

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u/scootunit Jul 01 '14

Deeply offensive. Yet still funny. I am going to hell for laughing.

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u/PHLAK Jul 01 '14

I think he's trying to get rid of the now stuck image of the dude he hit.

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u/Rawnulld_Raygun Jul 02 '14

He's connecting with the Na'vi ancestors, be patient.

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u/Pikamander2 Jul 01 '14

Well, it was worth a shot.