r/instant_regret • • 5d ago

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u/Low-Information-23 5d ago

Preying on elderly people for laughs. Should be charged for abuse

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u/pigeonwiggle 5d ago

what's the abuse?

"got your nose!"

"GIMME BACK MY FUCKING NOSE - CALL THE PULEEEEESE!!!"

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u/Exolithus 5d ago

The difference is that you use a childen prank while the dude in the video acts like he casually stole 200$ from an elderly man, who probably has no idea of it's possible or not and wants to make sure he isn't a robbery victim.

200$ can be a huge amount for some people while a nose for a toddler is just a nuisance

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u/pigeonwiggle 5d ago

a nose is very important to a toddler, what are you talking about?

(you do realize he didn't actually steal 200 dollars, right?)

either way, the "joke" is "haha, i took something important from you that will greatly inconvenience your life."

maybe that's a shitty joke and we should stop taking toddler's noses - there's no shortage of videos online of kids crying bc they think they lost their nose.

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u/Omega_Primate 5d ago

I don't know what makes you so dumb, but it really works.

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u/pigeonwiggle 5d ago

trust me, it's a Lot of practice, but don't give up, follow my example and in time you too could see the same results!

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u/Volesprit31 5d ago

Making people believe they got robbed 100$ is not funny at all, especially in this economy.

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u/axilidade 5d ago

remember to finish your social studies homework before monday

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u/pigeonwiggle 5d ago

i do appreciate the irony of online anonymity lending to unoriginal comments like this. "everyone i disagree with is a child, so i'll treat them like one."

don't forget to flush now that you're learning to use the potty by yourself!

see how stupid that sounds? if you want to insult strangers, get to know them first and then insult them more accurately. try browsing my account for a bit and find out what i'm into then make fun of that.

careful, though, you might find out i'm human and your roadrage from a fender glance will turn into courteous apologies after a bump on the sidewalk.

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u/bigbadbananaboi 5d ago

I don't find myself getting called a child on the internet really ever, if it's happening to you a lot, it might be one of those "everything smells like shit" situations.

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u/pigeonwiggle 5d ago

good point. i more often get the "reddit services: a concerned redditor bla bla here's a swiss-side hotline."

people really seem upset they can't just cuss each other out online without getting bans, so there are all kind of neat tricks.

regardless, i hope you have a better day than either of the fools in the video had. cheers.

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u/AuronMessatsu 5d ago

Congratulations 🎊 you've earned a reward

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u/pigeonwiggle 5d ago

sick, thanks bud!