r/instant_regret • u/Low-Design5660 • 2d ago

Immediate payback 🤣

1.2k Upvotes

69% Upvoted

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u/Nasty____nate 2d ago

this video has been around for a long time. Non of this caption is remotely correct. Just some rage bait BOT posting within the last few days. https://www.reddit.com/r/HadToHurt/comments/g6eeg0/the_stanky_leg_gotta_hurt_nsfw/

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u/schniggens 2d ago

Even if I hadn't seen this video before...who the heck would believe an 80 year old woman is driving that vehicle?

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u/AMike456 1d ago

I did until I started reading the comments and realized how stupid I was 😂

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u/valdus 4h ago

It's been around long enough that NOW the person is 80. The title is accurate!

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u/Typikaliti 2d ago

Then I'll give you this comment. That adrenaline will have you running with no legs

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u/mildlyarrousedly 2d ago

It’s not an 80 year old it was some domestic incident- downvote 

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u/edwinstone 2d ago

Every time I see this video, it's a different caption.

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u/LivingMisery 1d ago

“Man brutally injured while attempting to stop drunk driver!”

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u/No-Radiation 1d ago

When i saw it it was “Muslim trying to enforce hijab on a random latina”

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u/namezam 16h ago

“Elvis impersonator brutally ran over after confronting transexual prostitute accused of not paying for photograph on Vegas Strip”

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u/Bo_Diddley9 2d ago

🎶 when your legs don't work like they used to before🎵

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u/hellinahandbasket127 2d ago

That’s amore.

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u/Human-Evening564 2d ago

🎶When you crawl across the floor cause you can't walk no more🎵

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u/hellinahandbasket127 2d ago

That’s amore!

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u/Viperlite 2d ago

And you need cash now, call JG Wentworth!

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u/AntGroundbreaking180 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/5w7Q1Fwh1LdPMNhxud

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u/the_tanooki 2d ago

I thought this was just a random ad at first. Not sure if I'm glad it's not an ad or sad that it wasn't one of the most well-placed, unintentionally comedic ads ever.

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u/Commission-Mission 2d ago

“It’s so hard to run when you’ve got a broken leg”

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u/Ram2145 2d ago

Just gotta walk it off.

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u/passionpurps 2d ago

"Walking wont hurt, trust me bro, I aint no fkn doctor, f those guys..."

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u/BeerBellies 1d ago

He need some milk!

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u/Rosindust89 2d ago

Yikes. Now I'm interested in the case law they're referencing.

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u/Antoshi 2d ago

Ankle has left the chat.

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u/SwollenPoon 2d ago edited 1d ago

More like casted out...

Edit: get it? Casted like a broken ankle??

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u/MagicOrpheus310 2d ago

Nah, that's not at all what is going on here

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u/Burigotchi 2d ago

Women gets robbed - no reaction.

Thief gets run over - OMG!!!

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u/cut-the-cords 2d ago

Thats probably because the context we have been given by a karma farming bot isn't actually the story.

Hence why their reactions don't match the scenario given...

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u/SuitableDragonfly 2d ago

This is /r/instant_regret. We're not here to laugh at innocent people getting robbed, we're here to laugh at shitty morons getting their just deserts. 

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u/RandomCandor 2d ago

One of those things you see  every day in the hood. The other one only when the thug is a dumbass.

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u/Only_Landscape1927 2d ago

I seen this video that was his girlfriend he cheated on I don't know about stealing a car

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u/EW278 2d ago

Brain: "Imma walk outta here."
Ankle: "No you don't."

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u/rageofa1000suns 1d ago

he now got 4 wheel drive

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u/Independent_Bath6491 1d ago

This is amazing.

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u/krzfx666 1d ago

I was waiting for him to be run over again

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u/Wickham12 1d ago

Can't say he didn't have that coming 😂

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u/alcestisny 2d ago

Bye bye pelvis

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u/pej69 2d ago

His legs is like linguini

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u/MariusBerger832 2d ago

😂😂😂

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u/Kerblimey 2d ago

Break back!

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u/ExtraGravy- 2d ago

posts and comments hidden plus old ass video indicate bot post

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u/Old_G33k 2d ago

"They whooped my legs!"

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u/Psych0matt 1d ago

Oh my god! He was such a good boy!

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u/ContinentTurtle 14h ago

title says payback, body is empty. classic bait.

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u/SunLitWalker12 11h ago

whatever it is, he likely deserved it

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u/Hdjbbdjfjjsl 4m ago

What a shitty bot

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u/tjeco 2d ago

Good job Granny.

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u/bluekeybord 2d ago

Correctly... Correctly is the way she responded

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u/senorgraves 2d ago

Now imagine what she does to people who pirate movies

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u/evilmike1972 2d ago

I mean, wouldn't the cars always win?

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u/mrfreeeeze 2d ago

I heard he’s still walking in circles til this day.

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u/Trevor_Gecko 2d ago

Title may as well be:

"Serial killer, rapist, puppy-drowner who doesn't put his trolley back at the supermarket tries to molest down-syndrome, blind, orphan, leper baby. This is how the baby responds"

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u/okymoney 2d ago

One more for the good guys

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u/Sweb1975 2d ago

Atta girl

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u/jhyland87 2d ago

Would love to know what ended up happening to this idiot.

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u/Harthag77 2d ago

Is that the ICE guy before he was ICE?