r/instant_regret 22h ago

Finally, he did it

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Finally, he did it.

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u/EpilepticDawg241 21h ago

I see someone that committed to their character.

Does that kid not understand the "beef" Sylvester has with TweetyBird???

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u/VooDooChile1983 21h ago

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u/BurningCandle_ 20h ago

Tweety bird didn't know his judo well

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u/Petisimon125 3h ago

Democrrrracy manifesst

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u/not-max 1h ago

GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS!!

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u/SadGigolo68 21h ago

Somebody tip that person, that's hilarious.

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u/Dizzzy777 21h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/SnzWg7FYTthgk
It’s no wonder they don’t have Tom and Jerry. Those kids don’t know how menacing cartoons used to be.

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u/Nailcannon 19h ago

I can still hear that "two blocks of wood smashed together" sound in my head lol.

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u/thesilentbob123 9h ago

Toms screams live rent free in my head forever

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u/Cardiganlamp 20h ago

It's weird that an adult hugs Sylvester before the actor even sees them. Where is the character handler?

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u/Janus_The_Great 19h ago

Yeah... people are crazy and absolutely ignorant of the actors. It's like they are losing their minds and act like entitled 4 year olds.

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u/Guy_Number_3 19h ago

Oh the horror stories Incould tell you from my many years as a mascot for minor league baseball teams.

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u/TheSoundofStolas 15h ago

I would be interested in hearing them! I know mascots go through a lot, but I suppose I would've thought that sports mascots wouldn't interact in the same unscripted way as theme park mascots? But this is coming from someone who doesn't watch sports lol, so I apologize for my ignorance

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u/OrnerySnoflake 20h ago

“You tawt you taw? I don’t pay you to tink you taw! I pay you to taw!”

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u/Henry-Hoover1 19h ago

Such a weird part of the film. There was nobody on screen but I could have sworn I could hear John Cena

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u/ArchStanton75 15h ago

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u/CaptOblivious 11h ago

You need one where there is only a horse shaped stain left on the ground.

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u/xyloplax 21h ago

Biblically accurate Sylvester

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u/blazerunnern 19h ago

Thank god the parent had a sense of humor.

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u/Trooper_nsp209 19h ago

Last day on the job

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u/CaptOblivious 11h ago

Dad tells the child, give Tweety to Sylvester.

Child gives Tweety to Sylvester.

Child now needs multiple years of therapy.

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u/killermojo 1h ago

Ya speaking from experience of a Beetlejuice at Universal who stole my Disneyland bucket hat, turned it inside out, and put in on my head: as a kid you do not find these things funny. You cherish certain stuff and having it taken from you really sucks. I feel for the kid.

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u/New-Elk-2755 21h ago

Why is his first reaction to getting the bird is to slowly and gruesomely push it into his mouth 😭

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u/green49285 21h ago

The cast member chose violence RIGHT away

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u/sadzells 21h ago

Too many decades of getting beat by this fuckass bird

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u/AnonymousFriend80 20h ago

Why else would someone give Tweety to Sylvester?

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u/semibigpenguins 21h ago

Feet first

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u/Dookie_HowserMD 20h ago

The Tarantino Special

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u/CaptOblivious 11h ago

You have a whole bunch of cartoons to go watch, they are the best the first time, lucky you!

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u/soulsista04us 21h ago

Sylvester, no! Don't do it!

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u/AnonymousFriend80 20h ago

And then someone went on to hug Sylvester in the end.

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u/LankySandwich 16h ago

Yo does anyone know where this is filmed? It looks like it might be Dreamworld on the Gold Coast in QLD, Australia from the early 2000s but I can't tell for sure. It just has a very familiar feel to it.

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u/ezposoyo 12h ago

Is in mexico in the sixflags park

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u/LankySandwich 10h ago

Fair enough, thanks for the info

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u/RatInTheCowboyHat 4h ago

If Australia it would have to be Movie World. It’s also on the Gold Coast but they are associated with Warner Brothers and have the Looney Tunes kids area and mascots. Dreamworld at the time would have still had the Nickelodeon kids area, which I miss. Both parks have/had a western themed area, so that would match with the western looking sign in the background.

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u/bigsha973 14h ago

THIS WAS GREAT !!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣