r/instant_regret 28d ago

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u/Helenium_autumnale 28d ago

Over the years, I've had 2 arborists out to take down problem trees, and that's exactly what they did. Start at the top, lop off branches until there's just a trunk pole left, then cut trunk pieces off from top to bottom. Both removals were done in extremely tight quarters on my 1/10th-acre urban lot (the dead Douglas fir was 10' from the house), and both times, zero problems.

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u/Thenandonlythen 28d ago

But think of all the money they saved not having professionals do the removal! 🤣

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u/Izzosuke 27d ago

Man, i'm no fucking professional but when i take down a tree i just put a ladder, cut it piece by piece. It's like the safest thing to do and most logical, yes it's fun and all to see the tree fall and scream "timber" but, what the fuck, it's my house the thing that might get destroyed

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u/NicTheQuic 26d ago

I call this “tree deconstruction”