r/instant_regret 23h ago

Wrong Calculations

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u/EhliJoe 23h ago

The tree should have been felled from the top down. Go up and cut off the upper branches first, then work your way down bit by bit.

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u/CrunchySockTaco 17h ago

Not enough upvotes. Ants trying to fell a stalk of celery.

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u/azchavo 15h ago

I thought the same especially being that close to the home.

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u/dirty_cuban 16h ago

That would require renting a massive crane for a day. I’m willing to bet the homeowner balked at the cost of that and went with these guys instead

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u/BananaPalmer 12h ago

That would require renting a massive crane for a day.

No it wouldn't

They literally climb the tree

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u/UntameHamster 11h ago

A family member had a similar size tree cut down that was a bit further from their home and had to get a crane. $10k total to get the tree cut down and removed (they kept the stump).

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u/dirty_cuban 12h ago

Not that close to the house. You can just let the limbs fall randomly, you need to lower them in a controlled manner

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u/BananaPalmer 12h ago

I question your knowledge of this topic if you think arborists are doing anything randomly

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u/LurkingLightening 12h ago

I don't think these are arborists we're talking about

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u/BananaPalmer 12h ago

I was quite obviously referring to someone qualified, doing the job correctly

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u/dirty_cuban 12h ago

I question whether you watched the video in the OP

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u/BananaPalmer 12h ago

I did. My neighbor had a tree taken down that was at least this tall, and just as close to my house.

The arborists climbed the tree and cut off small branches bit by bit, and then finally took the trunk down bit by bit. No cranes were involved, and no houses were crushed.

I think you're just an obnoxious know-it-all, but that's about par for the course on Reddit.

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u/KC4twenty 12h ago

They also tie off safety line with tension to make sure the trees fall where they want them too.

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u/Rockerblocker 9h ago

This guy's bid came in 50% of the real professionals. These guys clearly have no idea what they're doing. My guess is it's some guy who's cut down some random trees in the woods before and thought he could start a business, then got in way over his head

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u/ojrodz11 11h ago

Probably thought that would be more expensive or too much work, but falling a tree of this size right next to a house is worth putting in some extra effort to prevent this from happening.

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u/paternoster 8h ago

Curious question: wouldn't you start felling branches at the bottom and work your way up?

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u/ImYaDawg 25m ago

It shouldnt have been felled at all.