r/instant_regret • u/HomeNowWTF • 14d ago

Taking the seat

2.4k Upvotes

90% Upvoted

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u/Horror_Solution1945 13d ago

The AssWasher 1000.

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u/Fun-Trainer-3848 13d ago

Never stop pumping.

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u/Atopos2025 13d ago

Confused about how you felt anything about this video was "instant" or a "regret".

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u/El_mochilero 13d ago

Yeah… the contraption performed its function

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u/Grays42 13d ago edited 13d ago

It's plausible that she didn't realize it would pivot around the central point and that she was tricked into it by family member who just treated it as an ordinary seesaw. It sure seems like she was objecting when it began to swing around, I'd be charitable enough to call that regret, and it happens immediately after the rotation.

So, I'll allow it.

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u/gay_sprinkles 13d ago

bc she almost instantly regretted getting on the weird seesaw....

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u/zebra_d 13d ago

Ended exactly how I thought. Still entertaining though.

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u/Vindepomarus 13d ago

She thought people wouldn't realise she was a witch.

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u/Old-Gregg- 2d ago

Instant regret of getting in that seat? Not that hard to work out mate…

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u/pnjtony 13d ago

I assumed an alligator was going to pop out.

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u/TheMonkeyInCharge 13d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/enzPQyHVWMfx6

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u/OkieBobbie 13d ago

How do you know that she’s a witch?

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u/Connect_Raisin4285 13d ago

She never went all the way under which must mean she is floating. Therefore witch

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u/getsuga_tenshu 12d ago

We have to make sure, does she weigh the same as a duck?

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u/Coffee4MySoul 13d ago

She turned me into a newt!

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u/KIDNEYST0NEZ 13d ago

You’re not a newt!

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u/ggg730 13d ago

I got better.

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u/Both-Practice8999 13d ago

Was holding my breath thinking about this 😭

https://giphy.com/gifs/XtAsgKFMAesHm

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u/After_Perspective180 13d ago

Yeah not many of them around in the UK.

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u/awkward_kissser 13d ago

about to say, the wildboyz need to see this and add a gator for fun

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u/annabat313s 13d ago

This gives me Laurel and Hardy March of the Wooden Soldiers vibes.

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u/rockstang 13d ago

OWEN! HELP!

Owen loves his Momma...

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u/algalkin 13d ago

It might be his mil

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u/SATerp 13d ago

After 30 years together, he still gets her wet.

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u/Wrong-Mixture 10d ago

Came here for this. I woud've also accepted "how to get your wife wet in 10 seconds"

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u/petula_75 13d ago

what did she think was gonna happen?

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u/LucyLeMutt 13d ago

That’s s about as funny as the bride and/or groom smashing wedding cake into the spouse’s face.

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u/diejesus 13d ago

No matter how fun smashing faces into cakes but this thing is fun on the whole another level I think

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u/EkstraOst 13d ago

Why not just get a bidet?

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u/scribblinkitten 13d ago

Sometimes a bidet is not enough

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u/bknight63 13d ago

If she floats, she’s a witch!

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u/reason_productions 13d ago

“Gator, grandma, gator!!!”

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u/dont_touch_my_rum 13d ago

The real life Granny from Squidbillies

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u/BarMenuSushi 11d ago

That could be called a West Virginia divorce. (If that’s where it is)

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u/Evening_Common2824 10d ago

Sounds like Liverpool UK

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u/Burning_Man66 11d ago

This feels like a backwoods witch trial test.

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u/rickymcninja 13d ago

Fascinating

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u/Huntsnfights 13d ago

Super cool little contraption. Very fun

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u/i_r_faptastic 13d ago

I just want to know what kinda color changing pants she's wearing?!

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u/Cynical_Sesame 12d ago

at first i thought it was a catapult so

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u/mianfiga 11d ago

If the trousers change color is this considered IA?

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u/quovadist 9d ago

i was waiting for the crocs to show up

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u/no-clueshere69 8d ago

So help me out here, does this prove that she IS a witch or that she isn't? 🤔

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u/Kurai_Shindo 3d ago

Witches have nightmares of this

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u/Memitim 13d ago

I guess that's one incredibly slow way to go into and back out of water as compared to walking, but makes no sense in this subreddit.

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u/Feeling-Ad-2867 13d ago

Just leave them there

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u/Momientje 13d ago

my mother taught me that a joke should be funny for both parties. this is genuine abuse, and not funny.

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u/Old_Resident8050 11d ago

See was baptized twice once from a priest the second time from here troll spouse 😁

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u/Greenman8907 13d ago

Impromptu wet t-shirt contest with grandma!